[Why I became a GOON]

Remember the Baby Death Squad of Doom or whatever? Hahahaha we were so naive bragging to DumWhiteGuy about our wars and he was so patient like "wow, great work." Man. I was pretty sad when Mayki quit,

Ha!! Man, those were the good ol' days of yore! I remember getting the first 3-mil in war aid after forming the baby death squad of impending doom and going "WOW! I can survive for weeks off of this!" It didn't last longer than seven days with all the bonehead decisions I made. By the time I figured it all out, I was ordered undercover. That didn't last long since nobody knew what the hell was going on. If it wasn't for DumWhiteGuy going "keep it up!", I would have quit this game years ago.

Mayki quit after one of the sites we ran was sold to an Australian company (subsequently, he named his nation name after the site), we took the loot and ran our separate ways. He's still alive and kicking via facebook and telephone, but has been through some tough times as of late. I'll have to pester him to stop by and say hello.

I also blame Pringer X and Mr Hinky. Both of which aren't around anymore.

[Why I became a GOON]

Why did you become a GOON?

Because Something Awful made a thread about it and DumbWhiteGuy brought teh beers