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    Farkistan and Ragnarok sitting in a tree ...

    in Alliance Politics

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    Ragnarok you guys are too awesome to comprehend. You hit the scene as a hiding-place for \m/ refugees and you have emerged as one of the most caring and hard-working alliances I've ever seen. You guys are an amazing alliance and anyone looking to join the big party in the aqua sphere right now should consider joining Ragnarok.

    Added to our recruitment thread. :awesome:

    Seriously, thanks Cowboy. That was an awesome sentiment. We try ... ;)

    Farkistan and Ragnarok sitting in a tree ...

    in Alliance Politics

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    From the moment that Farkistan and Ragnarok set eyes on eachother they knew it was Aqua Love ...

    A Peace, Intelligence and Aid Treaty between Farkistan and Ragnarok

    Official Sounding Preamble:

    In the interests of greater prosperity, peace, and friendship between their esteemed alliances, Farkistan and Ragnarok agree to the following terms:

    Article I

    Both alliances, and their respected members, shall remain free and sovereign of each other; however, if anyone from either side needs a square dancing partner on short notice, the other shall do their best to accommodate.

    Article II

    Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military action against the other signatory. If a nation is found in violation of this provision, they will be required to offer reparations up to 150% reparations, at the discretion of the victimized nation. These reparations can be deferred to a later date if the immediate payment would produce a great risk to either of the parties involved. Defending nations are required to delay retaliation until a diplomatic solution can be reached. Offending nations that refuse to declare peace and/or offer reparations within 48 hours shall be subject to extreme military reprisals, as well as being expelled and declared rogue from their alliance while simultaneously having their nation reduced to a parking lot.

    Article III

    Neither alliance will engage in espionage against the other, including, but not limited to, rifling thru their underwear drawer, snooping in their diary, any attempted information gathering involving hypnosis, nor calling anyone's mother. Any member nation of either party discovered to be spying upon the other, whether through deceit, coercion, or other means, will be immediately expelled from their alliance. Should either party receive information that indicates a breach of the other's security, they must notify the other alliance through secure channels immediately.

    Article IV

    Should either party take any action, aggressive or defensive, against any alliance or nation not signatory to this treaty, the other party is under no obligation to support or participate, unless so required under other agreements. The non-involved party may, at its discretion, place bets on the other winning said conflict.

    Article V

    Both alliances and their respective members shall remain civil to each other at all times, especially in public forums and public karaoke bars.

    Article VI

    Either alliance may elect to revoke this treaty at any time; in such a circumstance, the other must be granted a forty-eight hours Notice of Intent To Terminate. Furthermore, failure of either party to comply with the terms of Articles II or III may be considered just cause for immediate revocation of this treaty, at the other party's discretion. Should this treaty be so revoked by either alliance, a seventy-two hour grace period begins in which neither alliance may declare war on the other, after which no such rules apply, unless the terms of Article II or III have been violated, at which time there is no grace period granted.

    Signed on the 16th day of October 2007:

    On behalf of Ragnarok:

    Van Hoo III, President of Ragnarok

    General Lee, Vice President

    Rabbit of Caerbannog, Lord of Internal Affairs

    Konung Lindstrom, Acting Lord of War

    On behalf of Farkistan:

    Cable77, Submitter

    Dirk Farkly, Squirrel

    Queen Hoopdy the qst, Speaker of the TotalFark Council

    Captain_Impavid, TotalFark Council

    Quadriplegic, TotalFark Council

    wouldestous, TotalFark Council

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