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[quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1330621527' post='2931340'] Why in the world would I help someone I have never spoken to, who does not have a treaty with OCP or any of my allies friends? Are you this dense on purpose or is your love for me making you this stupid and blind? This is all you could think of? "[i]Hurf durf my cunning plan to get Hiro to attack goons so my nation can watch other attack him because I'm too small and pathetic failed" maybe next time[/i]!" [/quote] Yes, that's right Hiro, I orchestrated the Kaskus DoW just so I could goad you into attacking us. It was more of a polite invitation for you and your Alliance of high quality nations to back up your foaming-at-the-mouth anti-GOONS rhetoric. And of course you are out of my range, Hiro. You have fled alliances to hug your pixles and avoid war. Unlike you I'm not a war deserter and have been burning my pixles like a good little GOON.

Methy, I would almost speculate that you were smoking something strong to skew common sense into that series of posts. But as it's illegal, I won't insinuate it. So I'm not. Good luck Kaskus, I hope you have the toilet paper in the fridge, this is going to sting.

Hiro, why don't you help them out and declare as well?

At least half of Kaskus managed to hug their pixles before declaring. Quite the midday blitzkrieg that they have pulled off.

[quote name='Kowalski' timestamp='1323370172' post='2869384'] Why haven't you ever mentioned this to us? Christ, the fun we could have been having if only we'd communicated. [/quote] How could we? MK have infiltrated every facet of GOONS. The monitor our communications, Chief Savage Man even has a webcam installed in the bottom of my toilet.

If it came down to hitting an Alliance just for the sake of it, most GOONS would probably want to roll MK. They have been extorting Tech out of us for years now and our Gov are just Mushroom puppets.

[quote name='mrwuss' timestamp='1323365373' post='2869312'] Can I get a counter on GOONS. Need more reps when this is over. Anyone? [/quote] CoJ perhaps?

[quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1323363334' post='2869281'] This is my favorite CN myth. [/quote] It isn't a myth. Sirwilliam runs GOONS, not Sardonic.

[quote name='lebubu' timestamp='1323345294' post='2869015'] Doomhouse for Alliance of the Year 2011. [/quote] NPL for Alliance of the Year 2011, might as well give them an award now because they won't even exist by the 31st.

It's nice to see CSN nations going on the offensive... while in defcon 5 and without a single GC or barracks. We are fighting a crafty resourceful enemy here.

[quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1323337737' post='2868944'] Was hoping you would, DH remove this alliance from planet Bob asap. [/quote] We intend on it. The scraps of our tech re-allocation process somehow congealed into NPL, we are returning to clean up the mess we left, like taking a hose to a miscarriage on the sidewalk.