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  3. A Sad GOONS Announcement

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    [quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1293128330' post='2551755']
    "I hate your friend's girlfriend! Break them up or we're through!"
    "What? I couldn't do that if I wanted to, you know how proud Archon is."
    "SARDONIC, DO IT NOW."
    "Xiph, baby, please don't."
    "I'M LEAVING"
    *doorslam*
    [/quote]

    Xiph only hit us because he loved us :(

  4. A Sad GOONS Announcement

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    Posted · Edited by CEverettKoop

    [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1293086438' post='2551304']
    What the asskissing in this thread amounts to is favoritism. Xiph licks butt in most people's opinion, ok, fine. I know you all loooOOoooovvvve to hail !@#$ but take your brains out of the formaldehyde for a second--it's not a contest. You don't pick which person you hate less than hail the other one; you move on.
    [/quote]

    Dude, I know you hate it when people aren't spitting in our faces and cursing the days we were born, but you really need to

    [img]http://i55.tinypic.com/34qp9a0.jpg[/img]

  12. An Announcement from the Global Communist Union

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    Posted · Edited by CEverettKoop

    Well, in that case, we need to discuss our fee.

    You see, Noynoy wanted someone to help test out his alliances' ability to handle a defensive war. GOONS, being the kind and generous souls that we are, were more than happy to oblige. Now, this was at great expense for those who helped run the war tests, as they were needed to mobilize quickly and strike without mercy, as to properly simulate real war. All at great expense to those who selflessly sacrificed their nations for the GCU's greater good. That the GCU failed with flying colors is in no way indicative of the service that GOONS has provided here. GCU wanted to know if they could handle war, and the answer is clearly no.

    Now, GOONS does not perform such services for free. Indeed, anyone who believes that GOONS is just some force of darkness that can strike at any time would be right, but it requires a great deal of coordination. Herding cats is often easier than getting GOONS to follow directions. An act, such as getting GOONS to cross the street, generally requires crowd-control weaponry and severe beatings. Asking them to decide what to put on a pizza is an act that can drive mere mortals insane. You see, for us to be able to help you out with your request in such an urgent fashion, takes great strain and effort on our part, of which we expect fair compensation.

    I asked the noble GOONS who partook in the military exercises the damages they believe they suffered during their attacks. No one was able to give a number higher than 20, since that's when they run out of digits to count on. Some had lower number due to lesser digits. Therefore, how about we go with what everyone assumes is the ol' GOONS standard of reparations of 90 million? That sound fair to you? Okay? Okay!

    We expect reparations to be delivered in a swift fashion. Cash or money order only, we don't accept checks. Gift cards may be allowed depending on which place they're for.

    As always, we thank you for using GOONS to test out your military's lack of defenses, and we urge any and all alliances to not hesitate when they want to find out just how badly they can get wrecked as well. After all, us GOONS have a simple four word motto: (censored) You Pay Me.

  15. An Announcement from the Global Communist Union

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='JT Jag' timestamp='1289974109' post='2515736']
    by the way, I'm not government but you can now pretty much consider what I posted earlier as a declaration of hostilities. Not a declaration of war because under our charter you are not recognized as an alliance.

    I gave you advanced warning of us attacking you, it was the moral and honourable thing to do. Deal with it.
    [/quote]

    Actually, I prefer to call it a DoE: Declaration of Extinction.

    And I sincerely apologize for not being able to take part in helping you all figure out what war is. Business (both IC/OOC) prevented me from being available when we decided to drop the hammer. However, if you would like to attack me, I would greatly appreciate it. I hate being left out of parties. Let me even extend you a formal invitation http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=403653

    You wanted to see if you were war ready. Here's your chance.

  16. A Statement from the Mushroom Kingdom

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='Timeline' timestamp='1289520256' post='2510721']
    do not be mad, those horrendous propaganda are made to keep people like you going, with out people like myself, all you would do is rot, we can not have that now can we, after all you joined goons for a reason, to be hated why else would a kind person like Sir William join GOONs ?, maybe you wish to feel what it will be like to disband, we know goons love to do that now don't we.
    [/quote]

    I'd say we've beaten you into some kind of mental retardation, but I'm not sure how far above it you were to begin with.

  18. GOONS Policy Change

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    Posted

    [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1289340943' post='2508560']
    but I'm not a moral imperialist zealot.
    [/quote]

    I know you're not, I read the logs too.

    [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1289340943' post='2508560']
    make sure you check with the game warden before you go out there and get yourself in a pinch.
    [/quote]

    Wrong reply for the wrong guy.

  20. GOONS Policy Change

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1289281184' post='2507364']
    [center][img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/negativeman-55f.png[/img]
    I'm unemployed![/center]

    I'm glad that GOONS has given thoughtful consideration to cleaning-/tightening-up its front-end policies, which will hopefully reduce after-the-fact messes that have defined GOONS's reputation. Hopefully, enforcement will be present, evenly applied, and followed-through to reinforce compliance.
    [/quote]

    Eh, probably not. The raid approver's kinda a jerk, to be honest.

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