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  1. Found another rough draft of Schatty's letter to Archon!

    [quote]From: Schattenmann
    To: Archon
    Subject: (no subject)

    Now I'm pissed off !@#$@#$ die you peice of !@#$. THink it's funny to trash on other people because they don't meet your !@#$@#$ standards? I'm sick of being !@#$ on by $%^&@#s like you! I don't know who you are, how old you are, or how you found our planet, but so help me, if I ever do learn your identity, you'll wish you were never born. I make it my personal mission to bring you down. I don't appreciate your attitude, or your 'piss people off and make fun of other's weakneses to get laughs' approach to life. You're probably some fat ass old man, who has nothing else to do, a horrible family life, and people all around you who hate you, so one day you woke up, and decided to take it out on people who are younger than you, who don't know you and who don't have the chance to kick you in your stupid ass. Think it's funny to make fun of us, huh? Think it's funny to post in our threads every 10 minutes under a different name, or get ppl to go there just to post in it. Everyone mentions the same faults, uses the same stupid insults. We know its only about 2 or 3 ppl involved, not 10 or 20. Now it's your turn to suffer !@#$%^&...[/quote]

  2. Dear Archon,

    It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way.

    There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won’t even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can’t handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, the world looked funny yesterday, I couldn’t crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can’t listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed.

    I don’t know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn’t. I know that I was wrong on many kevels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, I can’t imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn’t reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened. I am so sorry.

    -Schattenmann

  3. [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1295621369' post='2589119']
    See how much more interesting and fun I made this announcement?
    [/quote]

    I know! We really do love it when you flip your !@#$ over anything and everything we do.

    But seriously, you really need to learn how to control your anger over us and learn how to deal with it. My conscience just couldn't take it if you flew off the handle again and started smacking HeroofTime around in response. The neighbors are starting to talk, dude. You'd be surprised how far the sound of you putting your fist through drywall can carry.

    The sooner you learn how to read a topic of ours, take a deep breath, count to 10, and deal with it, the better off we'll all be. Less entertained by the lack of your tantrums, but better off.

    p.s. deal with it

  4. [quote name='Sargun' timestamp='1295592487' post='2588691']
    People do that a lot, it's very frustrating.
    [/quote]

    I can only imagine what it's like at CoJ HQ whenever we do something positive, or reach out and make new friends and allies, or pretty much do anything in general. Profanities screamed at the top of his lungs, objects thrown, vague threats made towards the heavens. Everyone has to run and hide, Schattenmann's home and he's mad as hell again. And if the meatloaf is burned, everyone be ready to work on their alibis. It's a good thing you have stairs in your house to go along with your fake excuses; if only you were protected.

    It sounds like a very abusive relationship. I hope you all can get the help you need before that one last little strand of sanity snaps.

    p.s. Schatt deal with it.

  5. [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1295591525' post='2588657']
    It's always hard to not argue posts like this because they're filled with such crap, but you know there's no real point.
    First off: "if you really felt Europa was that inconsequential, you wouldn't have gotten as morbidly butthurt" Thanks, I missed 5th grade tactics. Hurfdurf, opposite day. This is a forum, we discuss things here. You're welcome.
    Next up: WAE jokes, wow, I'm just in awe. "lol legion is terrible and you're terribler."
    3rd: "Schatt . . . but . . . " If you only like me when I'm saying things you like to hear, then you don't like me. I'm glad we've got some common ground, but the things you like about me, I'm not doing them for you, I'm doing them for me. The things you don't like about me, it's me doing the same thing you like, just not about people you dislike. So thanks, but come to the SchattenParty with the understanding I'm not out to please people.
    4th: Sorry, I honestly don't have a lot of interactions with Europa. I think I spoke to them once, it was about something dumb, and even though the guy I spoke to acted like a jackass I figured Europa to be one way, and apparently they are not on the wavelength I thought they were. All the same, the "we're good friends" thing has always been something I regard as a retarded reason to sign treaties. Friendships are friendships, politics is politics. Treaties are political, so maybe skip the Schattenmann jokes and point me to the political aims that Europa shares with GOONS and then I'll be like "ohhhhhh, ok, I see."
    [/quote]

    You're still not dealing with it dude. I figured you'd have learnt how by this point, but I see I overestimated you.

  6. [quote name='Thrash' timestamp='1295580592' post='2587659']
    GOONS aren't as bad as some make them out to be.
    [/quote]


    [quote name='Lord Boris' timestamp='1295580999' post='2587672']
    Well, GOONS aren't entirely evil and I have been seeing some things from them lately that I've liked,
    [/quote]

    We're doing it wrong. We're gonna have to do something to change that.

  7. [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1294193708' post='2563757']
    I wanted to laugh, but frankly it was a failpost. It can be boiled down to "I hope Schatt can keep myg0t from deleting after 25 days" which is what happened to USSR due to your raids on them before we protected them, not anything I could or could not do as a protector. Send him back to goon camp so I can get some real manbabies out his posts, till then you're the only one laughing.
    [/quote]

    That's a lot of words to say "Don't hold me accountable for my words."

    I'd add actions but you don't actually do anything.

  8. Doomhouse was so we could renew our vows with MK and Umbrella. No big ceremony because none of us can be trusted around an open bar.

    Also, we need to get iFOK some friends. If we're going to [s]double [/s][s]triple [/s][s]quadruple [/s][s]quintuple [/s]hyper combo finish down, we might as well really cement our grasp on power.

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