[Team Messages]

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF YOUR ALLIANCE OR YOUR NATION. I HAVE NO QUALM WITH YOU UNLESS YOU SEEK TO DETRIMENT THE GOOD OF THE BLACK TEAM.

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

BLACK CAN NOT BE TAINTED WITH THE INFERIORITY OF THE OTHER TEAMS. ALL OF THIS IS BEING DONE ON BEHALF OF THE BLACK TEAM. IF PEOPLE WOULD TRULY UNDERSTAND THAT IM TRYING TO UNITE THE BLACK TEAM INSTEAD OF MOCKING ME MAYBE SOMETHING WOULD GET DONE.

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

[quote name='Lukcia' date='29 June 2010 - 10:33 AM' timestamp='1277829187' post='2354023']
So, what do you call you demanding Black members to join your alliance? Surely that is poaching?


[/quote]

IT IS NOT POACHING, IT IS RIGHTEOUS INTERVENTION FOR THE GOOD OF THE BLACK TEAM.

[Seaworthy Announcement]

JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE DIVISION THAT SEPERATES BLACK TEAM.

[Team Messages]

ONCE I AM ELECTED TO THE BLACK TEAM SENATE, I PROMISE I WILL SEND OUT MORE MESSAGES.

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

ANY IMMORAL ATTEMPTS TO POACH MEMBESR FROM MY ALLIANCE IS HEREBY BANNED. ORDER OF THE SWORD HAS ALREADY ATTEMPTED THIS AND IT WILL NOT END WELL FOR THEM.

[Buying tech, $3 million for 100 tech]

I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN PEFORMING A DEAL WITH YOU, WHEN YOU ARE ONCE AGAIN ABLE.

SINCE I AM A NEW NATION I REQUIRE THE 3 MILLION TO BE SENT FIRST, BUT I PROMISE YOU I WILL SEND THE 100 TECH ON TIME.

[Several Black Trade Circles]

[quote name='Kirke' date='28 June 2010 - 09:32 PM' timestamp='1277782318' post='2353563']
Gotchya. Should have a spot for you in the next round of circles
[/quote]

EXCELLENT THANK YOU. I WILL BE MONITORING THIS THREAD FOR NEWS ON MY NEW TRADE PARTNERS

[ATTENTION THE ORDER OF THE SWORD]

I HAVE RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE FROM THE ORDER OF THE SWORD

[IMG]http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy165/TOLWYN/SWORD.png[/IMG]

HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO ANNEX MY SUPERIOR, BLACK TEAM ALLIANCE INTO YOUR WEAK, MULTICOLORED ONE. THE FACT THAT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO CHOOSE ONE COLOUR IS PROOF OF YOUR INFERIORITY.

THE UNMITIGATED GALL FOR YOU TO ATTEMPT TO ANNEX MY ALLIANCE IS MIND BOGGLING. I REFUSE YOUR DEMAND OF ANNEXATION AND HEREBY REVERSE IT. I AM NOW DEMANDING THAT [b][i]YOU[/i][/b] MERGE INTO MY ALLIANCE FOR SUCH DISRESPECT. SO TEL ME TOOS, WHAT WILL IT BE?

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

IF THERE WAS AN IRC CHANNEL INVOLVILNG SOMEBODY IMPERSONATING ME, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. ONLY I AM TOLWYN THE LEADER OF THE DARK LORDS AND NOBODY ELSE.

IF YOU SO DESIRE TO SPEAK WITH ME, THEN I MAY GRANT YOUR REQUEST. BUT AT LEAST ASK FIRST. THERE IS NO OFFICIAL DARK LORDS IRC YET, NOR IS THERE A FORUM. NOW IF YOU INFERIORS WOULD SIMPLY BE PATIENT ENOUGH THEN ID BE HAPPY TO LET YOU JOIN MY FORUMS, BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT TAKES TIME. IM OF THE INCLINATION THAT IT TOOK NAAC OVER A MONTH TO BUILD THEIR FORUMS, AND WITH AN ORGANIZATION AS POWERFUL AS THAT IM NOT SURPRISED.

NOW IM NOT SAYING IT WILL BE MONTHS OR YEARS, BUT I HOPE TO HAVE A FORUM UP BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

[quote name='Erwin Schrodinger' date='28 June 2010 - 07:54 PM' timestamp='1277776454' post='2353471']
You're cute. Can I keep you?
[/quote]

YOU SPEAK AS THOUGH WE ARE SOMEHOW EQUALS, OR THE UNBELIEVABLY ARROGANT AND RIDICULOUS IDEA YOUR ABOVE ME. I ASSURE YOU, YOU ARE NOT.

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

[quote name='Fizzydog' date='28 June 2010 - 07:43 PM' timestamp='1277775773' post='2353460']
You don't recognize any other colors than black? Racist. D:


Who said you were wise? You are 1 day old. You can easily get taken out by any alliance, or individual player.

What do you plan to do when the GOONS raid you?
[/quote]

AS STATED SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE, ALL SUCH RAIDS ARE BANNED FROM BEING PERFORMED ON THE DARK LORDS.

[Several Black Trade Circles]

Ruler Name: TOLWYN
Nation Link: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=412831
Resources: MARBLE AND IRON
DO you need uranium?: YES THAT WOULD BE PREFFERED BUT ITS NOT A NECESSITY
Alliance: THE DARK LORDS
Circle Interested in: ANY CIRCLE THAT CAN PROVIDE ME WITH A FEW BONUS RESOURCES. IM NOT REALLY TOO PICKY SO LONG AS IM IN A TRADE CIRCLE WITH DECENT RESOURCES.

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

BY MY GRACIOUS WISDOM, I HAVE DECIDED TO ANSWER A FEW OF THEQ UESTIONS POSED BY THE INFERIORS IN THIS THREAD. I WILL GO ON AND ANSWER THEM.

[color="#9ACD32"]Q: HOW DO YOU CLAIM TO BE MANY NATIONS WHEN YOU ARE ONLY ONE[/color]
A: YOU FOOL, DONT YOUR REALIZE IT TAKES TIME TO GET MEMBERS. EVEN THE MOST POWERFUL ALLIANCES KNOW THIS.

[color="#2E8B57"]Q: FACING SUCH UNSTOPPABLE ODDS, HOW DO YOU PLAN TO SUCCEED IN THE INEVITABLE BLACK CIVIL WAR.[/color]
A: WE WILL BE FACING MANY ENEMIES AND AS SUCH WE WILL BEGIN DIRECTING LARGE SCALE ATTACKS ON THESE ALLIANCES. MANY TIMES PEOPLE ARE FACED WITH IMPOSSIBLE ODDS AND ARE ABLE TO OVERCOME THEM.

[color="#2E8B57"]Q: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER CURRENT BLACK SPHERE TREATIES[/color].
A: THESE TREATIES ARE HEREBY DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY ORDER OF THE DARK LORDS. WE ARE CURRENTLY AT WORK DEVELOPING A NEW TREATY WHICH WILL ENCOMPASS ALL OF THE BLACK SPHERE.

[color="#2E8B57"]Q: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER SPEHRES SUCH AS GREEN AND BLUE.[/color]
A: WE ARE DEVOTED TO BLACK TEAM, SO THEREFORE THESE SPHERES ARE MEANINGLESS. THE DARK LORDS DO NOT CONSIDER THESE OTHER SO CALLED "SPHERES" A TEAM AND AS SUCH DO NOT RECOGNIZE THEM. THE ONLY TRUE SPHERE IS BLACK.

[color="#2E8B57"]Q: WHAT IF SOMEBODY DECIDES TO RAID YOU[/color]
A: ALL SUCH RAIDS ON THE DARK LORDS FOR TECHNOLOGY, LAND, INFRASTUCTURE, MONEY, OR OTHERWISE PERSONAL GAME, ARE BANNED.

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

[quote name='Krausberg' date='28 June 2010 - 12:11 PM' timestamp='1277748668' post='2352911']
I'm partially tempted to report this as a joke thread because of the caps and crazy talk.

But I'm more inclined to post pone that for my own amusement.

So best of luck?
[/quote]

THE ONLY JOKE THERE IS, IS THAT THE BLACK TEAM IS NOT WILLING TO COME TOGETHER UNDER ONE BANNER AS THE DARK LORDS.

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

[quote name='samuszoomer' date='28 June 2010 - 12:08 PM' timestamp='1277748484' post='2352904']
Please answer my questions, im intrigued to what you may say.
[/quote]

ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS THIS. THE DARK LORDS ARE ABOVE PETTY QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR POWER. RATHER, WE SHOW HOW POWERFUL WE ARE THROUGH OUR ACTIONS.

[SELLING 50 TECHNOLOGY FOR 3 MILLION]

THIS IS FOR TECH DEALS ONLY. TRUST ME, THE DEAL WILL BE BENEFICIAL FOR BOTH OUR NATIONS. SINCE I AM NEW I REQUIRE THE 3 MILLION BE SENT TO ME FIRST, BUT THE 50 TECH WILL BE SENT AFTER THE 10 DAYS ARE UP, I ASSRE YOU.

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

[quote name='wickedj' date='28 June 2010 - 11:47 AM' timestamp='1277747205' post='2352883']
BY THE WAY, WHEN YOU DO TAKE OUT NOIR CAN YOU TAKE OUT THOSE DARK FIST GUYS FIRST?
[/quote]

ANY BLACK TEAM ALLIANCE THAT ISNT WITH US, IS AGAINST US.

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

NO, ANYONE CAN BE A DARK LORD SO LONG AS THEY ARE ON THE BLACK TEAM. THIS IS HOW WE BOLSTER OUR NUMEBRS.

[THE DARK LORDS]

WE WILL RECRUIT EXPERTS IN THE MATTERS OF IRC TO ESTABLISH THIS CHANNEL.

[THE DARK LORDS]

NOT IF MEMBERS FROM THOSE OTHER ALLIANCES LEAVE. OR IF WE GO TO WAR WITH THEM, REVERSING THEIR GROWTH.

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

[quote name='lonewolfe2015' date='28 June 2010 - 11:25 AM' timestamp='1277745925' post='2352844']
Winner Winner, chicken dinner.

Where do I apply?
[/quote]

DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?! THERE IS NO APPLYING. DUE TO THE EXPECTED RAPID INFLUX OF NEW MEMBERS, WE SIMPLY DONT HAVE THE TIME TO ORGANIZE AN APPLICATION. RATHER, I ASK THAT YOU SWITCH YOUR ALLIANCE TO THE DARK LORDS. JUST GO TO EDIT MY NATION AND HIT SPECIFY OTHER IN THE ALLIANCE AFFILIATION. I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT FROM THERE.

[THE DARK LORDS]

ONCE WE HAVE RISEN TO THE TOP OF THE BLACK ALLIANCES.

[A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS]

[quote name='Sardonic' date='28 June 2010 - 11:20 AM' timestamp='1277745585' post='2352834']
DO YOU HAVE A PROTECTORATE? WE ARE KINDA TRYING TO BREAK A RECORD HERE.
[/quote]

WE DO NOT DEAL WITH PROTECTORATES AS WE DO NOT CONSIDER OURSELVES BELOW ANY OHTER ALLIANCE WHERE WE WOULD NEED PROTECTING, WE ARE HOWEVER INTERESTED IN MDPS AND MDAPS.

[THE DARK LORDS]

[quote name='Mr Jim' date='28 June 2010 - 11:15 AM' timestamp='1277745341' post='2352824']
BAQUABAH! YOU TRAITOR! WITHOUT YOUR HELP, HOW CAN THE REST OF US GOONS STAND AGAINST THE MIGHT OF THE DARK LORDS?
[/quote]
IT MATTERS NOT ONE ALLIANCE HE LEAVES, ONLY THE ALLIANCE THAT HE JOINS.


[quote name='BaQuabah' date='28 June 2010 - 11:17 AM' timestamp='1277745412' post='2352826']
IM SORRY BUT IM HAVING A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING THIS CONVERSTAION, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND I AM HARD OF HEARING. YOU SAY THAT YOU WANT QUOTES?
[/quote]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DO NOT ADD QUOTES IN THE ALLIANCE AFFILIATION OTHERWISE YOU WILL SHOW UP IN A SEPERATE PAGE. OBVIOPUSLY THIS IS DETRIMENTAL TO OUR STATS.


[quote name='samuszoomer' date='28 June 2010 - 11:17 AM' timestamp='1277745441' post='2352828']
WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS FOR BECOMING A GREAT LORD?
[/quote]
PROTECTION, FRIENDSHIP, AND A SPOT IN THE SOON TO BE MOST POWERFUL BLACK TEAM ALLIANCE.