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  1. It's not that he doesn't /want/ to be there, it's that he's in uh ... uh ... such high demand ... oh fark it, let's face it, Fireguy isn't wanted everywhere, he's just too lazy.

    I suppose in the end it's for the best...I just wanted to violate him with a glowsitck and steal his credit cards. Then I'd have to worry about the feds, constantly watching my back, jumping off of cliffs while claiming it was the one armed man... And who needs that, really?

  2. There's at least ten stations in Farkistan. Just ask your local TF Councilman and he'll point you in the right direction. Also, for your entertainment, they have magazines with my head shopped over the bodies.

    I can't be in every seedy bathroom, you know.

    :( That's cool. I mean if you have other appointments that's fine. Just thought we had something special.

    Chewy tears up and goes to find the magazines.

  3. IPA, I want to father your children. Can someone please point me in the direction of the nearest seedy bathroom?

    Edit: Oh and congrats/nice job/[insert appropriate response to whatever this announcement is]

    But seriously. Third stall. Don't keep me waiting.

  4. I'd be happy for everyone involved, except that I was also erected to Cornerback (CB) of the team. Imagine my surprise and disgust to find that not only was that not listed here, but that no one cared enough to correct the mistake before now. I am very angry!

    *Chewy makes the order to have the bacon supply cut off for a period of exactly five (5) hours.

  5. My God....This announcement is so awesome, that it's taking apart my mind at the conceptual level. The infinite nothingness that now envelopes me, worse than a thousand horrors and more beautiful than anything I've ever seen, ripping my mind in twain...

    no

    words

    /Except for "Woohoo new friends!"

  6. Queen Hoopdy has served many terms in council and been a great influence. She is the motherly presence who benevolently... ok, she hits us. A lot.

    No I...I just fell down the stairs....into a doorknob......several times.

    *Chewy glances in Hoopdy's direction and flinches as he tries to cover up the bruises.

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