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  1. Fark went clubbin, WTF?

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by chewy milk

    Chewy wakes up to the smell of vomit and sex with a massive headache and no pants.

    Uuuuuhhh...What...what happened last night? Where are my pa...Wait. Oh God someone else is here....

    pleaseletitbeachickpleaseletitbeachickpleaseletitbeachick

    Chewy rolls over to see WTF sleeping next to him.

    :awesome:

  5. Pour an ice cold IRON

    in Open World RP

    Posted

    I'm feeling lazy, so I'm just going to quote what I said in that other thread. I doubt anyone actually saw it anyway.

    And all you guys act like you're surprised by IRON failing at this. Did anyone really expect them, of all alliances, to not blow this? In fact, I propose we change the "1 to 10" scale to the "IRON to Fark" scale. For example, on a scale of Iron to Fark, how bad was the movie Waterworld? The answer is obviously Iron. Or alternatively, we can change 'EPIC FAIL" to just "IRON." Example:

    3781040439_29d53445bc_o.jpg

    I guess the point of all this is that this level of ineptitude should be completely expected from this alliance.

    /iron is a terrible resource

  6. Bringin' da noise, Bringin' da FARK

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by chewy milk

    These erections have giving me an erection. Congrats to those erected.

    And all you guys act like you're surprised by IRON failing at this. Did anyone really expect them, of all alliances, to not blow this? In fact, I propose we change the "1 to 10" scale to the "IRON to Fark" scale. For example, on a scale of Iron to Fark, how bad was the movie Waterworld? The answer is obviously Iron. Or alternatively, we can change 'EPIC FAIL" to just "IRON." Example:

    3781040439_29d53445bc_o.jpg

    I guess the point of all this is that this level of ineptitude should be completely expected from this alliance.

    /iron is a terrible resource

  19. Announcement from Farkistan

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by chewy milk

    Hey guys! You all remember when Farkistan had a viceroy and weren't an independent alliance? Man that was awesome.

    In all seriousness, Fark did fight but you gave up in the end. GOONS gave up as well.

    Gave up? I'm pretty sure we accomplished every single goal we set out for. Here's the full list of them to refresh your memory:

    1. Don't disband

    2. Have a rockin' good time.

    And although it did kinda suck to have a viceroy, Daemon Vower pretty much kept his nose out of our business for the most part. We might as well have been free from the signing. So we kinda lucked out there.

    I guess the point of all this is this: we're here, goons ain't.

    /Please continue to suck it.

    edit: janquel beat me

  21. Farkistan's March Council Results

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by chewy milk

    I FOR ONE DO NOT WELCOME OUR NEW OVERLORDS! THE TRYANNNY AND OPPRESION HAS GONE ON TOO LONG! A NEW TIME IS AT HAND!

    FPLF FOREVER! MAY WE FOREv.dngvbnnnnnnn

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    excuse me. i do not know what got into me. i love our new council. may they rule for a thousand years. i am but a lowly worm in the aura of their magnificence. goodbye for now friends. i am needed in the mines. :mellow:

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