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  2. Royal Proclamation of Doom Kingdom

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    It has been my pleasure to serve with some of the most loyal, active, funny, and all around amazing people in CN. We have had some great victories and avoided defeat. I have been honored to stand along side them on the field of battle, and in time of peace. To all members past and present, thank you. Now as Doom Manager I issue one last order... Kong Ninjas Vanish.

  3. Imperial Doom Imperial Doom Imperial Doom

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    Imperial Degree™ from the New Doom Order

    Greetings puny mortals, in order to be able to join the imperial group known as the New Doom Order, prospective Kongs are encouraged to read over this imperial document because as soon as it is signed, they are locked into the contract. Additionally, by agreeing to this contract, they are forced to become a part of Kong Org which requires a 10,000,000 year commitment to the Imperial Kong Emperor and his Imperial Kong Empress. This commitment can't be rescinded once it has been made and violating will result an intense indoctrination of bananas into all exhaust ports.
    Imperial Term I: Imperial Doomembership
    Imperial Section I: Imperial Doommission
    To be considered a candidate for konghood within the imperial group known as the New Doom Order, you must be approved by the Imperial Kongclave, with final confirmation being granted by the Imperial Kong Emperor. The candidate must be proactive and be fully cooperative even while bananas are forced into them. A conversation log between the candidate and the Imperial Doom Imperial will then be distributed to the imperial New Doom Order Government to determine whether the candidate is suitable to comply the Imperial Doom Emperor's wishes. If the candidate is to be recognized as a kong of the imperial New Doom Order, it is expected of the kong to be respectable and honorable to his or her equals. Finally, the kong is strongly encouraged to participate with the imperial coloulr sphere known as Pink.
     
     
    Imperial Section II: Dual Memberships
     
    We, at New Doom Order, do allow dual memberships. It is imperative for a kong to inform the Imperial Doom Emperor, The Imperial Doom Empress, or The Imperial Doombassador so the Imperial Doom Emperor, The Imperial Doom Empress, and The Imperial Doombassador may consider the kong’s position for the New Doom Order’s foreign affairs direction. The New Doom Order is not obligated to defend its kongs with dual memberships if the kongs are not present in the New Doom Order’s alliance affiliation. The kongs will be informed that once their departures from the New Doom Order occur, they will be perceived as a resignation of doomembership unless previously approved by the Imperial Doom Emperor, The Imperial Doom Empress, or The Imperial Doombassador.
     
     
     
    Imperial Imperial Section III: Doomicide
     
    The Imperial Doom Emperor, the Imperial Doom Empress, or the Imperial Doom Imperials may banish any kong they find to be incapable of carrying out the Imperial Doom Emperor’s will.
     
     
     
    Imperial Term II: The Dooministration of the New Doom Order
     
    The dooministration structure of the New Doom Order is primarily operated by the Imperial Doom Emperor, and The Imperial Doom Empress. The Imperial Doom Emperor and The Imperial Doom Empress has the authority to designate or detach any kong from a government position. Each Doom Councilor or higher is strongly advised to take in kongs to learn the arts of a Doominister’s own department’s field and to perform daily tasks. Imperial Doomarshall, Imperial Doombassador and Imperial Doomerchant are considered Imperial Ministers.
     
     
     
    Imperial Section I: The Imperial Doom Emperor
     
    The Imperial Doom Emperor is the benevolent and incorruptible dictator of the alliance, may he live forever. The Imperial Doom Emperor has final authority on all matters involving the New Doom Order. The Imperial Doom Emperor has the final say in affairs of establishment and cancellation of ties, issuing declaration of wars, and reaching conclusion of wars. Should the Imperial Doom Emperor be slain in battle, resigned his or her duties, or doommolated, The Imperial Doom Empress will ascend to the position.
     
     
     
    Imperial Section II: The Imperial Doom Empress
     
    The Imperial Doom Empress is the second in command of the alliance. She acts as a bridge between the doomembership and the Imperial Doom Emperor. In addition, it acts in an Councilory capacity to the Imperial Doom Emperor and a representative of the Imperial Doom Emperor in all matters should the Imperial Doom Emperor be unavailable.
     
     
     
    Imperial Section III: The Imperial Doomsmith
     
    The Imperial Doomsmith is the overseer of the New Doom Order’s military. The Imperial Doomsmith’s responsibility is to assess the condition of the New Doom Order’s doomembership body along with its ability to defend itself from external threats by means of inspecting treasuries, wonders, and revising and updating guides. The Imperial Doomsmith is given the “blank check” authority by the Imperial Doom Emperor to implement and maintain a military system that optimizes the New Doom Order’s ability to vaporize its enemies with banana peels. The Imperial Doomsmith has the Imperial Doom Emperor’s authority to permit raiding targets to kongs of the New Doom Order but not granted the permission to authorize wars on a sovereign alliance.
     
     
     
    Imperial Section IV: The Imperial Doombassador
     
    The Imperial Doombassador is the champion of the New Doom Order and its foreign affairs. The Imperial Doombassador’s responsibility is to assess the condition of the New Doom Order’s foreign ties and to confirm that the foreign ties remain compatible, ideally and philosophically. The Imperial Doombassador has the Imperial Doom Emperor’s authority to assign diplomats to other sovereign alliances and to maintain and regulate the New Doom Order’s foreign embassies and consulates.
     
     
     
    Imperial Section V: The Imperial Doomerchant
     
    The Imperial Doomerchant is the banana merchant of the New Doom Order who controls all economically viable assets in the New Doom Order, especially bananas, and its doomembership body. The Imperial Doomerchant’s responsibility is to assess the condition of the New Doom Order’s economy and ensure that the condition remains dynamic and sustainable.
     
     
    Imperial Section VII: The Imperial Doom Imperial
     
    The Imperial Doom Imperial is an individual with great experience and knowledge of the game. A Imperial Doom Imperial’s assessment is greatly respected by kongs and the Government of New Doom Order. Additionally, it serves as a mentor to the kongs and bears responsibility of all assistants’ positions as stated above. There can be more than one Imperial Doom Imperial.
     
     
     
    Provision Number III: Imperial Kongclave
     
    The Imperial Kongclave is strictly composed of Imperial Doom Imperials. The Imperial Kongclave will, collectively, assign a Imperial Doom Imperial to fill a Government member’s position temporarily should the Government member of the New Doom Order remain absent. The Imperial Kongclave reserves the right to promote a kong, if deemed to be appropriate, to a status of a Imperial Doom Imperial.
     
     
     
    Provision Number IV: Raiding
     
    The New Doom Order is NOT a raiding alliance. Select Kongs gather tribute, as is due the Order. Any who infer that the order "raids" are to be directed to this clause and allowed a chance to appologize. A kong conducting a tribute collecion will need The Imperial Doomsmith’s authorization to proceed. The New Doom Order believes in maintaining order in our world and condemns any and all rogue actions.
     
     
    The New Doom Order Government:
     
    Imperial Doom Emperor - Lord Hershey
    Imperial Doom Empress - White Chocolate
    Imperial Doomerchant - Supreme Emperor Daeg
    Imperial Doombassador - Franz Ferdinand
    Imperial Doomarshall - Banned
     
     
    The Imperial Kongclave:
     
    [REDACTED]

    Also it is our Birthday today, so swing by our IRC #doomkingdom and join us for celebration.

  6. Burn The Treaty Web

    in World Affairs (IC)

    Posted

    I agree with the premise to a degree, I can see the merits of a paperless system. Relationships do not require public documentation, but having a publicly stated relationship does provide some benefit. A public document can be avoided through various means but there is a repercussion, treaties provide a degree of accountability that is visible to all. If an alliance disregards a treaty it is known and the reputation of the alliance suffers. 

  14. TIR DoW

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    I am enjoying posturing, it's the funnest part of this incredibly silly war. I have been a dual member of Kashmir for many moons, like since way back in doom war, but now I am considering upgrading to Triple deuce carburetor member. You are correct that it doesn't change anything... I mean it is fine with me if TIR wants to consider me a ghost or whatever. Just letting it be known for public record that I'm a fully masked genuine bonafide member of both DK and Kashmir with all the perks and privileges that come with. 

  15. TIR DoW

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    It doesn't matter if he's a triple deuce carburator mamber, right now he's a ghost and if you're going to call LC a ghost, then you're in the wrong again because your ghost didn't counter-attack ours.


    I'm always willing to learn, let's hear it from somebody else, anyone want to give SirSlim Shady a lesson in war tactics? :)

    I thought I should start at the top and work my way down... I didn't know that I was only supposed to attack LC. I guess I need a few more lessons in tactics 101. It is still early, LC has a solid reputation as a warrior worth of fighting and I would be honored to do a round with him should I get a chance. 

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