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i post in fanticy rp normly i feal stuped

$%&@l i posted in rong section

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Dude im jest !@#$@#$ around befor i quit god but what do you mean he cant have sweden

OOC:my friend on XBL Is Thinking Of Joining If I Win Ill Give Him Sweden Buy My GT Is EpicToaster360R If You Have Gold Join My Party

Toastoria steam rolls flying tanks and dead polar bears into your nation

im still quiting but that was fun thank you all for let ing my take over that guys nation and i jest permittivity made in a k-mart

In the runes of the nucler waistland that was once toastoria there was one servivor who can beath poision lives and walks away from the waists starting the new soviet empire of toastoria, war starts agean. (ooc NO NUKES PLZ UNLESS THAY HIT SOMEWARE UNIMPOTANT LIKE AFRICA) I Claim the world under my controll!!!!!!!!!!

Dident relise war was over sry for poast but the video was funny and it whoude have ben kool to see the tanks in action

Toastorian sientes quickly descover how to make tanks fly and sends a new armada of flying tanks into all nations of the world http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLDq83Izkvg <---- Flying tanks invading nations

OOC: I Rilly Prined a Copy Of The World Map And Threw Darts At It In RL If You Wanted To Know

OOC:Probly gana get baned befor i quit but ya... Toastoria Magicly Finds a Pile Of Nukes On The Side of A Road And Claims Them all Then lantches them at randome by throwing darts at a picture of the world map.... 75% of the nukes hit the atlantic 20% landed in the pacific 5% laded in the north pole TAKE That Polar Bears

Soviet empire of toastoria steam rolls all tanks into this guys nation

OOC:Im Quiting The Rp Because I Never Go On It And Im Bored With It But Befor I Leave Im Going To War With The World. If I Win (1 in 10000000000000 plausibility) ill stay. The Soviet empire of toastoria declares war on humanity. that is all.

The Soviet Empress Akira Chiharu sits in shock at her office,"100 tons of chocolate?" she asks her adviser as he takes his pen out from his briefcase , "Yes my lord." He States quietly "100 tons..." the room gets quiet quickly "I don't like this." Empress Akira said to everyone on the room, quickly breaking the silence,"NONE OF US DO!" one man yells,"YEAH!" shouts another. Chaos and panic erupted in the small office area, "SILENCE!!!" the empress yells through a megaphone, like that the room was soundless again,"We all know what everyone is thinking right now." she continues,"and I don't think that it is another rise of... Well... You all know..." Dead Silence and terror fills the room quickly. Then the office door flies open slamming into the wall,"I think its a quintessence." quotes a familiar voice as every one turns to see who it is,"I say we jest ask the nation what there going to do with the chocolate." he Advises,"I mean really, why get so uptight over nu..." "YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!" Screams Akira,"YOU WHERE THERE AND SO WHERE THE REST OF THEM!!! YOU KNOW HOW MANY LIVES WHERE LOST!!!" Akira screams,"WILL YOU STOP SCREAMING AND JEST LET ME EXPLAIN MY SELF!!!" The Man Shouts, Silence fills the room again,"Look, we all know what happened, But we need to realize that the chances of that happening again are impossible." The Man Tells to everyone "I Know But..." ,"BUT NOTHING!!!" Shouts The Man... OOC:In My Nations Religion We Hate Chocolate And Think Its Was A Creation From Hell So I Decided To Post This And I Thought It Was A Entertaining Way To Ask What Is It Exactly You Want With 100 tons of chocolate

OOC: No One Told Me There Where Nazi In CNRP, And The Fact That There Are Jest Makes Me Lol... Hold On Elrich von Richt Told Me He Was Part Of Something Named This Before I Started Playing This... So That Explains The Random German Name...

OOC:WTF

The Soviet Empire Of Toastoria Wishes To Confirm That The Nation Is Pronounced Toast-oria, We Are Also Working On Changing The Nation From The Soviet Empire Of Toastoria To The Empire Of Toastoria Or The Empire Of Toastafarianism With No Relations To Pastafarianism Or The Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster In Any Way. OOC:Google it

OOC: I Don't Think I Have The Rite To Go And Make Stupid Comments But If Corn Was Discovered To Be A Alternate Energy Source I Want You To Know That I Will Tell Every One That The Haruhiist Empire [Cory] Called It. IC: Soviet Empress Akira Chiharu of the Soviet Toastorian Empire wanted to make it known that if corn is discovered to be a energy source then there has to be at least a 10% chance that toast is a energy source to. [OOC again: If There Is ANY Grammar OR Spelling Problems In This Post WHATSOEVER that I Am Sorry But My Grammar Is VARY Bad And That The Spell Check On Mozilla Firefox Is A Retard.]

OOC:Sry I'm Still New To The Hole RP thing.Cory Knows Ive Never Role Played Before And Am Still Getting Use To It IC: The empress of soviet toastoria has made one statement public

I Soviet Empress Akira Chiharu of the Soviet Toastorian Empire jest want to make sure I'm right. Some one formed a nation in Antarctica stating that there nation was a evil empire from a fictional book series, so in response several nations formed an alliance based off the good empire from said fictional book series and took over the land witch is now under the control for The Haruhiist Empire. I jest want to know if that basically explains it. Soviet Empress Akira Chiharu of the Soviet Toastorian Empire

I Think It Is A Grand Idea For Us To Meet In The Future And I Will Available For Any And All Meeting.

The Soviet Empire of Toastoria was once jest a small religious group started in the year 1969 that believed that one toaster was the almighty divine creator of everything holy. The Toastorians believed that with every new era came a new leader who was to spread the word of faith and lead his/her people to said faith. Their where many past failed attempts to try and form a nation but it wasn't until the year 2009 that a nation was formed independent from Buryatia and The Soviet Empire of Toastoria Was Formed.

The Newly Formed Communist Empire Of Toastoria Sends Its Thank To Buryatia for bringing about the independence of the Toastorian people.

Soviet Empire of Toastoria