Walt Kowalski

Welp, I fought NPO before it was cool, and about the same week the Karma War started I stopped attacking. It was fairly pointless and NPO was going to lose anyway. Instead I sat for a while unaligned, helping Bonus Lectio, Sponge, Random and friends come up with the basis for tLC. Joined up, had a little fun. More memorably, formed Dynomite Pact (the greatest and most active nation2nation bloc ever to form, if I haven't already mentioned it) with AUT and Astronaut Jones (who I didn't know at the time). Talked with AJ, seemed like a stand up, kickass guy. We posted the topic and began expanding it. At it's peak it had 6 members (Jofna, TheAUT, Astronaut Jones, MegaAros, TwistedRebel, and SpiderJerusalem), each some of the greatest warmongers this game has ever and will ever see. Beat GDI (albeit targets switched and I didn't do as well as I'd have hoped), gave them terms. Moved on, helped out RV and declared war on Banned Member. Crushed him, got him to admit defeat, accept terms, then he !@#$%*ed out and attempted to log dump when in fact he pulled a small quote out of context. He's still a !@#$%* to this day, in fact. We hit him again, he declared peace over IRC in a pseudo fashion before telling me that he would attempt to get me banned, that was fun. Ironically got banned, and he was the first to find out. Told AJ about it 15 minutes after it happened, according to the time of PM. And that was pretty cool stuff too. Had a friend come back to the game to take my place. Crushed him, he left his alliance and faked evidence to get my friend banned as well. But not before running around to every potential alliance he could join, along with the one he formed, and getting them to back off before getting him kicked out of his alliance. Discussed terms with him one final time when he was in CG. He surrendered, then ran into peacemode the day after. After that he was soon banned. He rerolled, was verified by hostmask, but was soon deleted. To this day I gave up on creating a nation. Was banned after I attempted to reroll a few times, and the last time I simply deleted. Wasn't really worth playing anymore. I still post on the forums, but I'll probably give up soon on that as well.

Ahh yes, one more: Buy the MP while in Valhalla, before going rogue. No it doesn't matter if your warchest is lower than it was. They're aid storming these nations anyway. Yes, they do suck that much. From here on, that is your income source, that and the generosity of these kind people who seem to enjoy sending you their money.

Dear ****/*****: Don't allow your alliance to ally to TPF, NPO, or NpO. Also, don't play the stupid card. It'll backfire later. Names edited out, forgot anonymity is important.

This doesn't account for the lack of REAL experience of the majority of alliances on that list in terms of activity, competency, and actually not sucking with war itself. The only way to really verify any of these would be to actually go to war. But you can't do that. Not unless you have confirmation of numbers. Because you're !@#$%*^. Just !@#$%*^. You're cowards even when this is only a game, you simply lack the cajonés to enter a war and attempt to win on actual competence. But then that's how most, if not all, of the leaders on that !@#$@#$ list got into power in the first place. By being cowards.

Neither of you. /thread

You can never really have enough 404.

Stumpy, a new position has just opened.

There's an RV. I think there are two, actually, check the beginning of the thread. EDIT: Doitzel is. I know this because you responded to the guy.

Just went 7 minutes without a reply. You almost killed this thread, Aros. Almost.

Doitzel, clearly. You were a perfect RV last year, let's work some magic.

Atleast you acknowledge you were cowards at the time.

Hell, you were real "complacent" in the Unjust War, what's changed since then, cowards?

When am I ever unsure?