Zoot Zoot

Somebody give me a job

Ok so got here 20 minutes before planned, not complaining. Time to continue preparing myself.

RIP Robin Williams

Watching channel four challenge Israels prime minister over alleged war crimes and he is just blagging some nonsense about how fair and independent an army investigation into an army committed act of murder is. He doesn't seem to have an answer, just comparisons.

Just cooked some fish n chips for dinner. I think the fish might not have been cooked properly.

Eeeeee job interview in 30 mins, hammersmith statio is like a !@#$@#$ maze

Remember the fallen.

Does anyone play 7 days to die?

So far the only use my degree has brought me is taking out those retarded 'proof' stamps from my official graduation photo on the website. Idiots, its the easiest thing to do in the world.

So how far can you criticise Israel before somebody lays down accusations of Antisemitism?

Good one Israel. Bombing a UN run School and refugee center after being warned a dozen times it was United Nations run.

Just realised something and I am more than happy to be corrected here. But in the Troubles Northern Ireland experienced, one of the infamous incidents which took place which was Bloody Sunday when the army killed a dozen innocents and lied about the circumstances of the shooting. Thats for some bare bones context here guys (No offense to my Irish friends). But it was often claimed by many on both sides of that war, that the action on Bloody Sunday caused a recruitment drive for the IRA, with...

Every year, deers kill more people than bears, dogs, wolves, alligators, sharks, spiders, bees, wasps, scorpions and snakes combined.

First pint down, the first of many!

Got my certificate now, let's call it a day and get a beer... Oh wait, we are only on C I can wait until it gets to K.

Not gonna miss any of you. Hated you all. Apart from you, you and you.Kidding, gonna be a crackin day

God I feel sick as a dog. Seriously unwell and I gotta head into london, in this heat, or an interview in a black suit

Finally made it to my destination. Took some bloody finding though.

Gonna be a long feckin day.

Has anybody recieved their graduation tickets yet?

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Got really down yesterday about not having a job yet as far as my caeer goes, (sorry bar guys haha), and it made me very sad. Well today I just got an email from the BBC asking for my full portfolio in order to continue my application as a design trainee

Somebody give me a job.

Rolf Harris has been arrested. He was playing with his didgeridoo in A minor.

Why is my degree classification not decided whether its Arts or Sciences?Media ARTS. Christ, its not a hard decision to make surely?