Dr hairy Ballz

We love you too Mr.My Alliance Just Got Rolled.

I think we are all getting a little too emotionally involved in this. Take a step back and breath my friends.

Well sir, I say, good show then.

What is going on here? Who approved this!

What is my intent? To keep my ballz hairy. How do I plan to carry out my intent? Refrain from trimming or shaving of aforementioned items. Why does my methodology fall in line with my intent? My methodology allows me to reach my goal. Where might I have done something wrong along the way? I may falter and give in to a wimminz request, or get crabs. Who have I wronged to carry out my intent? To date none, it is possible I may wrong some female friends of mine.

Oh god, I love this thread, please never let it stop. The lulz are too epic.

WE DID WHAT?!

And how did TOP jump in this one?

It is pretty awesome, so I voted it!

Sorry, I fight the npo as we speak.

WHERE IS ALL THE FIGHTING? Perhaps NSO needs a lil talking to. Can I get a second for the "Mild Talking to Coalition"!

wtf was nso thinking? getting bored and just want to pick a fight or what?

Where's Waldo?

I think so to Melchoir.

Did you really need that spelled out? I hope you were kidding sir. And cuddos to Typo for actually laying it out. No, we could never even make up the stuff they give us for PR...

HAHAHA ok, that was an amazing post. Seth and Typo /thread.

Well Muffasa, considering we are not the ones facing "eternal sanctions" to paraphrase NPO's crying points, I am not as concerned for OV as I am NPO. And "ample sane ways to avoid being attacked", orly, as deemed by who, the one inflicting said penalties. Give me a break. EDIT: I'm sleepy so no more discussion for me tonight. Night folks.

You do remember YOU attacked us right?! NPO seems to forget that a lot.

Another stall tactic from the glorious NPO. You can try to trivialize the fact that NPO does indeed hold ideals very similar to that of a fascist regime but people only buy your bs for so long. And why should I call you Stalinist? There was no attempt to match anything Cortath, OV does not have "envy issues", we are quite happy on our own building lasting relationships instead of sitting in the corner plotting everyone else's downfall. As for your issues with Seth, I think he is quite secure in his position in OV and Karma. I wouldn't worry about him, he's doing just fine.

Nope, not here, and we are doing just fine thanks. We seem to be flying fairly well as it were. I did see an interesting picture the other day, I think it was a cow trying to fly, seems to have plummeted like a rock tho... Maybe it was just me.

(OOC) OK, fine it is late and I am tired and you are correct... jkh jkhfl (/OOC)

Nope, I meant Fascism

(Cortath @ Jun 29 2009, 10:44 PM) "Yes, that is precisely what I think. What did you offer? You control nothing. Do you have an advanced war system? A vast and strong military? An advanced military intelligence system? A large and deep network of diplomats? Is it your orators and rhetoricians to win the hearts and minds? No. All I see are your attempts at pithy one-liners. But you are correct, you offered more. A tool, although a very specialized tool. And I say that with a certain amount of respect. When you have a nail, a hammer is a darn good thing to have, but it's not good for much else. Your problem, personally, and what your alliance will have to face, is what to do when you're only a hammer and you soon find out that there was only one nail." DHB: "And we get to see NPO's fascist mindset once again, wonderful. Some people and alliances care for more than what you have proposed, I suggest you bite down hard and re-evaluate your alliances view of the world." How exactly should I break this down for you... Fascism - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism Then read what Cortath wrote. Cortaths argument is that Seth has nothing to offer Karma militarily and therefore would be of no use and thus has no say in it. My response points out the hard line thinking that you must be using to take that view and retorts that some (like OV) care for things far greater than the number of soldiers ones nation has. Good to go now?

When you learn the facets of fascism we can have this discussion... Oh, and you completely missed what I wrote. But I expect no less from the NPO. Do your homework, come back prepared and we can discourse further. Thanks.

And we get to see NPO's fascist mindset once again, wonderful. Some people and alliances care for more than what you have proposed, I suggest you bite down hard and re-evaluate your alliances view of the world.