Lord Necroseer

Snicker. Ok. This could only be funnier if we somehow had let every GOD member slip into peace mode before this post. You make it awfully difficult to surrender when you won't be on the field to take my officers' pistol. Every GOD member in my range is in peace mode, and but for the two who I put well under my range, all have been in peace mode from the very start. The wind howls and swirls across a battlefield where only one side shows up... Send one of your boys out of peace mode, and I'll...em, talk, ya, talk. And due to war rationing, The only sandwiches still in stock that we have left to serve are the knuckle variety. Washed down with our characteristic mixed drinks: the nuclear iced tea or the nog-a-sake, make our last sandwiches more...palatable (or perhaps makes our patrons less "discriminating"). -Necroseer

[quote name='watchman' timestamp='1296417039' post='2611379'] You mean, you don't eat your dead? Why waste the good meat? [/quote] As a member of the Necromantic guild (perhaps the only one in SC), I cannot approve of eating the dead, even of my enemy; as aforementioned Vore of UBD seem to be claiming; however, I can fully promote the raising of the dead into the front ranks of the army where they will again have time to march back into their previous base and have "cerebral" talks with their old fellows about anatomy and such. One must serve in my army twice before being fully (honorably) discharged. Fear not the zombie, for in my older days I've gotten more efficient in creation and no longer employ them. They shed "ploppings" and parts and are a mess to clean after. I far now prefer ghouls, vampires, and for the truly mangled; specters over all the other forms. Much more tidy.