TheStig

I've decided to join, so they're already off to a bad start.

*Private* Supply routes have been properly organised utilising the once Catahatan rail network to fully supply the men at the front. Recently MoD Jimi Hendrix raised factory production levels significantly, thus all of this extra product will be averted to the frontline. All men have been securely positioned in temporary trench fortifications, more permanent defensive lines are being constructed, along with more secure and affixed machine gun turrets. Major cities forwards of the frontline have been evacuated with 70% of the citizens living in the entire region transported behind the line. Strategies are being formulated in advance to be prepared for various potential scenarios. CLASSIFIED To: Holy Roman Empire From: Belarus Message: Should we be invaded, are you prepared to stand by us?

I would like to politely ask you all to stop using my flag.

"I would also like to personally thank the Dystopian Crimea for their tact and decency in handling this matter." *Private* Troops remain in their positions at DEFCON 1, never the less.

"I think those were already explained." OOC: Stop acting like you knew that was the case, because you don't.

"Then why are you invading us?"

"Our borders are open to those who seek peace and justice, as such your troops shall be welcomed." *Classified* The already mobilised military (Defcon 1 since the start of the Dutch invasion of Lubeck) was on stand-by for battle. Instructions were given to commanders across the front to prepare for the imminent invasion.

OOC: Okay, but I'm going to give you this single response anyway. Numerous can be anything from two, to infinity. Minor riots are minor riots, nothing on a huge scale, nothing that cannot be... controlled. Also, when I RP something that is obviously happening in my own nation, I don't think private tages are necessary. It has been six days under my time scale. Also Sargun, in case you wern't aware I actually am a child, just like you. And I must say, we both show it, on several occasions... certainly more recently, if you catch my drift.

"Protect itself from what? A stable, harmless nation?"

"Two government members resigned, you are correct. Would you like to know why? One of them has chosen to retire and the other has contracted terminal cancer and has a month to live. Nice one there. There were minor riots in the street, as was said previously. What do you expect, we can't all agree on the everything, can we? And drunk? I think you're terribly mistaken. (OOC: How would you know that... I don't remember you RPing a spy in my nation.) Finally, minutes? It has been six days since then."

"Yet he is correct."

OOC: The parliament approved it, the King can't do that alone. And nope, my government is perfectly stable, and furthermore, it is a joint government anyway. He has just invaded the Union of Belarus. IC: "This invasion of our innocent nation by these savage Imperialists is a pathetic act yet nothing less than what we could expect from these leeches you call Dalmatians. I call upon the international community to at the least condemn these barbaric actions, as innocent lives will now suffer because of these Imperialists."

A squad of Dalmatian troops burst in on King Mercury's office in the Union of Belarus. "What the $%&@ are you doing?!" OOC: Catahata no longer exists, us and Belarus merged a while ago, and no, I'm not banned yet. So I think that's a fail really.

"I wasn't aware that anyone had established a covenant of universal rights here on Bob..."

OOC: What is it even called atm?

Under severe influence of alcohol, King Mercury uttered, "Oh, to hell with it!" ... and signed the document. Numerous government members resigned and minor riots ensued across the streets of the once Catahata.

Meh, see below...

To Belarus: You are a new nation, but you are our neighbours and we consider you friends. I'd love it if we could sign something more than a treaty, a true pact.

"We recognise this new nation, and we are pleased to see such good prevail from anarchy. If you ever need anything, we are just a phone call away." OOC: Although Biohazard has a point.

OOC: This is insane.

"Nope, we established ourselves perfectly well a while back actually, but thanks for being considerate."

OOC: I'm willing to let you reverse this move or assume it did actually happen - but if that is the case, you didn't just invade me, you invaded the DSPR, since upon your post it had not yet been 25 full days since his last post.

A scouting party arrives in the nation to find that it has slipped into anarchy and there is still no government response. "For six months now the people of this nation have been living in terrible conditions without a stable leadership. This rampant anarchy ends today. Hence forth we shall be occupying and protecting the region of the former DSPR and shall work to establish a state of order, following which we shall assess where to go from there. One thing I would like to make very clear now and always, is that our interests will always be in the desires of the people of this region, not our own. Thank you."

At what point did I ever say we intended to annex them? Please do not jump to such conclusions.

I shall claim Antarctica. Call it... Antarctica. Thanks.