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  4. Seaworthy Newsletter

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Erwin Schrodinger

    [img]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5505/quartere.jpg[/img]

    Hello, fellow citizens of Bob! I come here today to provide SLCB's third, fourth, fifth, or some otherth number newsletter this fair first day of this fair seventh month of this fair fourth year in the reign of Admin.

    First, I will address the recent accusations that SLCB is inactive. Some time ago, school ended and summer vacation began. I went home and visited friends and family, had parties, perhaps drank too much with my dad, and didn't give two hot tamales about what was going on with the Internet. Unfortunately, I later learned that most members of SLCB did the same thing I did. I assure you, we were very active. Just not where we can be seen. Nonetheless, we do care about the community and the dearth of amusement and laughter and children running into roads after their balls and porksaber still trying to find his.... So we have come back. One can often see activity on our channel, and others in our private channel. Others still can read what I have typed right here, right now. I do believe SLCB has returned.

    HEY YOU IN THE BACK! YEA, YOU! TAKE THE CRYING BABY OUTSIDE. THROW A BALL INTO THE ROAD FOR ALL I CARE!


    [b]The Freaking News[/b]
    So a while back, my nation developed a Movie wonder thing. I didn't think it was doing anything up until recently when we produced a film:

    [img]http://scuttle.mirror.waffleimages.com/data/files/b9/b961e9d687ed23ea60a5a4fec3805f551e83e86d.jpg[/img]


    I hope to see you all at the premier. I won't be there, myself, since I have way too many enemies who want to throw me in a dustbin. And I don't deal well with dust.


    In other news, Porksaber canceled a treaty between [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_(mythology)]Nemesis[/url] and SLCB. However, there was a misunderstanding, since Pork thought he was canceling between the goddess and us, even tho we never had a pact, anyway. Thus, he canceled the cancellation. A [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=88277&view=findpost&p=2354563]confused man[/url] claimed that porky couldn't do that. Let me clear up how SLCB high gov works. We have a triumvirate. We pretend that we have to take votes to make things seem fair, but we really don't. Our charter allows for a single General to do as he pleases, and any other General can just do as he pleases, too. Thus, it is very important to have mature Generals in the government or else everything gets messed up. We do this such that in the case of an emergency, a decision can be made officially without "eerrrr, we have to.... I think this is best but... ummmm.... laws and...." like every other alliance with a trium.

    Nonetheless, I'm eating really bad pizza right now (cardboard is meant for boxes, not pizza) and as such I hereby cancel the cancellation canceling the cancellation of the treaty porksaber accidentally canceled. Can I do that? #### YES I CAN!
    But no worries, Nemesis. Faust has your back right now, and he's canceling the previous statement. The treaty lives on! But what isn't a joke is that we are still treatying Legion, even if the evil moderation team [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=88324]forbids it :([/url]

    Just watch, we'll even have Invicta treatied by the end of the month, too. SLCB is unstoppable.

    [img]http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc3/imbored24470/noquestions.jpg[/img]



    EDIT: I would like to thank Louisa of GOONS for finding the schrodinger's cats movie picture.
    Credit also goes out to imbored of SLCB for the creation of the above image (noquestions).

  7. A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='wickedj' date='28 June 2010 - 10:10 PM' timestamp='1277777420' post='2353500']
    no! I saw him first
    [/quote]

    [quote name='Fizzydog' date='28 June 2010 - 11:36 PM' timestamp='1277782562' post='2353566']
    Also Erwin and wicked: no, he is mine. I saw him first. Unless you want to...disagree. :ph34r:
    [/quote]


    It appears that we are all forced into disagreement here. But we are all well out of each other's ranges....

    I [i]will[/i] have my TOLWYN, even if forced to use a Master Ball!

  8. A DECLARATION BY THE DARK LORDS

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Erwin Schrodinger

    [quote name='TOLWYN' date='28 June 2010 - 09:55 PM' timestamp='1277776530' post='2353473']
    You speak as if we are somehow equal, or, as unbelievably arrogant and ridiculous the idea is, you're above me. I assure you, you are not.
    [/quote]
    You're breaking my heart. Please say you'll reconsider your hurtful words. :(


    [size="1"]Edit for corrections. [/size]

  10. The Voice of Admin

    in World Affairs (IC)

    Posted

    Let us not forget the wrath of Admin. I believe we all have had friends who one time or another forsake Admin and were never to be found again. A leader of SLCB defied Admin, went out one day, and none of our satellites ever found him or his lands again. It was just... gone. How does your science explain such a disaster? Admin is here, and he is an angry Admin to those who would diverge from His path.

  14. Looking for alliance

    in Player Created Alliances

    Posted

    Ah, I read it as, "aid outside of the alliance", to which I thought, "lol, who doesn't allow this?" But /raid/ and be neutral? Not so sure.

    According to the good ol' CN wiki, there are three basic neutral alliances without going to five member AA's:
    - [url=http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/The_Democratic_Order]The Democratic Order[/url] (aqua)
    - [url=http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Protection_Agency]Green Protection Agency[/url] (green)
    - [url=http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Old_Party]Green Old Party[/url] (green)

    Links go to the alliance's respective wiki page.
    I've never heard of GOP, and the wiki says they are pretty conservative. Not my type, but that is they. GPA is well aged and mature, and almost never posts on these forums to preserve neutrality. TDO is pretty cool at times, and is pretty good at the neutral thing.

    I don't know the tech raiding policies of any of these alliances. You can ask them on IRC or PM someone in game from the AA.

  16. A Gift from 30-Year Old Saxophonist

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='dane0' date='06 April 2010 - 06:31 PM' timestamp='1270593095' post='2250803']
    We had elections for this? I had no idea. :)
    [/quote]
    Yes. Three young men with long fake beards and pimp hats (with feather) sit in a room to discuss the government every so often. One person proposes a set of people for government, and the other two agree. That's the election. Very in depth, very serious.

  17. Is your alliance the best? Tell me why and win 9m

    in Player Created Alliances

    Posted

    Just throwing SLCB into the ring for fun:
    Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes:
    -- Surely the best alliance name in CN
    -- Small, we do stuff, but we aren't concerned with being some kind of massive ball of... stuff.
    -- We tend not to accept younger people. Our forums and general attitude is not suitable for minors, even tho some are deemed okay. We of course present a much more mild form to the forums.
    -- We are part of Stickmen, which is naturally the best bloc around. If you don't like SLCB all that much, I'd recommend iFOK or FCO. SLCB has been known to be unliked by a few people, and loved by others. But iFOK/FCO, nobody hates iFOK or FCO. There are reasons for this.
    -- We are not serious people. Even our seriousness is followed by some kind of joke.
    -- Our channel is #slcb at coldfront.net,. Pop in and see how you like us if you want. The forums are [url=http://slcb.omgnowai.com/forums/index.php]here[/url]

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