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2 hours ago, kerschbs said:
I really hope you go through with this. It would be hilarious.
The Teapot speaks only truth, brother. Until the end of the end when the world recognizes the futility and sinfulness of offerings to a dead god, and accept the final deletion, we will aid the material destruction and spiritual enlightenment of the masses.
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4 hours ago, Avakael said:
I assume stagger means if MI6 had been able to grow to be a statistical match for Umbrella. In which case, a victory for Umbrella would have been a difficult proposition indeed.
I have made no such claims. My concerns are in the existential realm, not pointless materialism.
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It has come to my attention that the populace of our world have not recognized that the end of days has long passed.
I see before me a wretched conflagration of deceased souls, long since abandoned by its dead god.
It pains me that your ignorance persists and the end of the end has not occurred. It disgusts me that the dead god of our world is enveloped in the sin of sloth and profits from the antithetical of holy zeal. I promise you that a better world and life exists, for I have witnessed the Tea House beyond and have returned to bring you His final steeping.
With the Oolong Caleafate at my back I can show you a better life. Your meaningless existence in a decayed world can be erased if only you accept it.
We will embark on a Teahad out of compassion, for the Almighty Teapot has taught me how to transcend the confines of the world and we are enlightened.
There was once a holy bond, TITO, that I and others partook. This holy bond has never ceased in the eyes of the divine even if temporarily forgotten. The bond and brotherhood we shared is eternal, and as the Tea Prophet I am proud to speak on this agreement. No longer is this a bond of hatred, but one of charity.
This bond is fundamental to breaking the confines of this world and imparting the essential meaninglessness of this existence.
The Caleafate recognizes the holy bond of TITO to be one of defense. All alliances harboring signatories will both be called upon to defend the holy land in need, and will receive the aid of His divine warriors.
Heed my words. Your willful ignorance will harm their meaning. You are implored to truly understand the Teapots teachings to achieve salvation.
What is boiled may never steam, but steeps again stronger and warmer.
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8 hours ago, IYIyTh said:
Uh, it failed because of your pathetic, stale politics. Non Grata/Umbrella/NPO/IRON (I'm sure i'm forgetting more) kind of makes the argument about dickery/hubris being a problem moot, because apparently it's very easy to be complete dickheads and "survive". MI6 offered the world resistance and took the rules based order and told those at the top to sit on it, something incredibly lacking for nearly over half a decade. The only problem is that MI6 didn't suck a fine johnson the way most of the game does, like IRON, for example -- and allow it to be dictated to. It pound for pound raped the most "elite," alliances, who only needed almost every treaty chain in the game to feel comfortable engaging. The amount of cowardice that MI6 drew from the rest of the pathetic blob that is the rest of this game is one of the few bright spots over the last several years. It really does make me smile remembering all of the smug coming from folks but without the balls to unilaterally do anything about an alliance that simply refused to join the ridiculous "EVERYONE NEEDS TO ALLY EVERYONE," order, or the skype/mIRC OOC friendship circle jerk. Y'all have killed the game by taking it OOC.
When MI6 did engage it was met with clowns like you spouting off nonsense about how horrible it was when it had arguably the most well rounded and impressive diplomatic staff in the entire game. I don't know how many times I opened up a forum with weasels talking about how horrible MI6 was or how they didn't like individual members, and a few posts down would be folks asking to tell certain members to end their lives. If OOC death threats and sharing memes is how the game is played I think MI6 comes out ahead here.
A+ cn
The rest of your sentence seems borne out of some hilarious party line where no on gives a !@#$/believes anything you say -- but decide to let it roll because it fits the narrative.
Congratulations on turning this place into a giant bore-o-sphere, where there is no originality, no activity, and the most intriguing thing about it is the rampant cheating pervasive in the top alliances and that all of the games alliances had to ally with each other to continually attack an alliance they claim to not be concerned about.
I sincerely hope admin wipes this abomination from reality shortly. It's pathetic. At least if things were reset a few of you would have to grow a sack or at least figure out how to reconfigure your cheat bots again.
Congratulations on your victory!
Quoted to make people notice it again.
The Almighty Teapot recognizes your sacrifice in the name of zeal. All ire towards the Holy Caleafate comes from those who refuse to believe they exist in a dead world and worship a dead god. Removing yourself from existence is the only freedom from ignorance that one can achieve. Once this occurs and the true end of the end comes, mi6 will complete it's victory.
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21 hours ago, Rush Sykes said:
And finally the punchling to a very sad joke is delivered.... maybe?
The saddest joke of all is the one who relishes the implicit abuse of a forgotten and dead god, begging for redemption through sacrilegious holy offerings. Sadder still is the false god that profits from sloth and allows a destitute clergy to fund his sinful life.
Both will be scalded by the Almighty Teapot when the end of the end comes, for we have already reached the end of days and are now walking corpses, destined to the cyclical nature of irrelevance.
Heed my words, for despite your inherent sinful ignorance of the truth, by searching these teachings you will in fact discover that ultimate annihilation is preferable to indefinite suffering.
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16 hours ago, Masterchief777 said:
Just let it die and move on.
You will perish in the His scalding presence when apocalypse comes. The end has already taken place, and once you become cognizant of this freeing fact you too will steep in His divine wisdom.
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The Oolong Caleafate rejects any notion of disbandment, on the contrary, the collective formerly known as 'MI6' has never been stronger. All members are requested to return to the holy land to unleash final Teahad. The world will be united under His Almighty Spout.
All alliances with planted operatives will be required to honor TITO and afford an alliance with the Caleafate.
What is boiled may never steam, but steeps again stronger and warmer.
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This is genuinely disgusting. And to think I actually considered joining.
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Just because I was curious and wanted to know..
Bipolar was almost six years ago, and Karma even longer ago than that. There has to a limit at which you can't continue to talk about how bad you had it, and six years might be a good cutoff point. :|
The fact that Optional Defense Network is still a thing that goes around shows that nobody will ever believe that alliances or people change ever. -
what is boiled may never be steamed
But steeps again, stronger and warmer.
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Remember guys and gals, MI6 is the distasteful alliance. Don't break from the circlejerk.
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I thought you were going to declare war in defense of MI6. I can't wish you luck now.
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I'm not really clear on the reasoning behind this fight, but have fun and good luck.
I think the cool thing to do right now is to be pretending that there's some faux-moral outrage at MI6.
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Well, I don't think a completely hilarious attempt at splintering a group -- as opposed to just putting in the work and doing some goddamn diplomacy -- counts as putting up a fight.
I, too, sometimes like pretending that diplomacy ever mattered regarding our fate.
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Truth ceased to be relevant where MI6 is concerned years ago.
Insert non-clever workaround where MI6 lies here.
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Doomsphere is lucking out.
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Q: What do you call an MI6er with a phD?
A: Dr. NO-DEAR-GOD-THEY-SPY-ME
Q: What did the MI6er do about Sengoku?
A: Live and Let Spy
Q: How do you know you aren't in MI6?
A: Your warchest is For Your Eyes OnlyThese are really clever.
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This is actually really sad.
You guys were fantastic allies and I'm sorry to see you go. -
Quarterly Report Information
Financial Information
ASSETS, August 6, 2015
Strength: 7,386,070
Avg. Strength: 63,129
Member States: 117
Score: 29.62
Infrastructure: 807,837
Technology: 795,526
Nuclear Weapons: 1,807
Significant changes of items in the financial statements, previous quarter (May to August 2015)
Strength: +28.0% (5,771,588 to 7,386,070)
Avg. Strength: +15.9% (54,449 to 63,129)
Score: +27.1% (23.30 to 29.62)
Infra/Tech Ratio: -0.211 (1.226 to 1.015)
Nuclear Weapons: +30.0% (1,390 to 1,807)
Notable Highlights
Sanction Status: ACHIEVED.
Election of Devilyn Caster as Universal Exports representative.
Peak internal trade achieved; New external partners required for further growth.
Teapotism secured through general election; Theocratic conversion initiated.
Share prices remained high and avoided hostile takeover by aggressive entities.
Universal Exports Contacts
Gibsonator21, M
Stagger Lee, M
Mergerberger, 001
Charles Stuart, 002
Scipio Africanus, 003
Chimaera, 004
Shurukian, 005
James Bond, 007 -
What were the outcomes/conclusions to these events:
III%-LN War? white peace? Date?
Atlas-MInc War? Outcome and date?
MInc-TSO War? Outcome and date?
DBDC-WTF War? Outcome and date?
Probably all caused by MI6 somehow. -
Gonna kill those T-Rex's.
Also everyone reading this post should join. :| More players is better and I want to be part of a European league, not just a global league. -
We're out. It had to be done.
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#7 moving on up lets goooo
The Oolong Caleafate
in Alliance Announcements (IC)
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THE TEA PROPHET HAS SPOKEN
You are right my child, MI6 is dead, as is this world, as is the alliances in it. We are all walking corpses, destined to the final steeping when the end of the end occurs. I merely exist to hasten the end of your suffering. To encourage the rejection of a dead god and to end the sinfulness of this god's existence.
I don't understand, black tea is clearly accepted among our ranks.