OFFICIAL MURDER INC. ANNOUNCEMENT
As you may know, recently a coup was led against the original Murder Inc. government by XRCatD (Ante). At first the Murder Inc. membership was willing to accept this new government, but in the past few days, we have grown weary of this change. Therefore! I would like to announce the NEW government of Murder Inc. and a milestone to boot!
Aetherius Princeps --- Chief Executive Officer
Elmo --- Minister of War
Grover --- Minister of Foreign Affairs
Snuffy --- Minister of Internal Affairs
Zoe --- Minister of Recruitment
The Count ---Minister of Finance
XRCatD --- Minister of Taking the Blame For Me (MoTtBFM)
And on to the milestone! I am very pleased to announce that Murder Inc. has passed the 200,000 Strength milestone!
I am also wondering if Judgement (sic) is getting bored with this war and would like Surrender Terms from Murder Inc. yet? They're simple:
1. You Peace all wars with Murder Inc. Members
2. You apologize for declaring war on us based on our policy you didn't agree with
3. You all consolidate into one AA, "Judgement"
4. You kiss the signet ring on all of the Minister's hands
5. Partake in the celebration of our new Government and be merry!
Signed:
Aetherius Princeps, CEO
Elmo, MoW
Grover, MoFA
Snuffy, MoIA
Zoe, MoR
The Count, MoF
XRCatD, MoTtBFM