Kyriakos Raanb Dorou

's that over there!

*swims for his life*

*ever swiftly, at the peak of human alertness, Richard responds to the call*

Why hello there.

Ah... right. I keep forgetting about your instant victory device.

Well, at least I get media points for struggling.

All these years of practice as a super-villain, and this is the culmination of my career. Sidekick to a penguin.

Maybe getting drafted isn't so bad after all....

Dirty trick. Can't even view a profile these days without having to post a commentary.

O, hai there.

Do you have a permit?

Don't tell me I've been drafted again... :s

Haha... hey Pork.

Yeah... I got caught up with travel the last couple weeks and apparently I forgot to collect my taxes. By the time I remembered I was already a day late, so my nation is gone now. :v

Is your nation still OK? I lost the sitter pass when my nation died (about the 21st), but I collected earlier with yours, so hopefully it's still in good shape.

<...>

Hey! Don't you know better than to just waltz into a man's profile without knocking? Have a little respect for other people's property, Miss Center of the Universe.

Also, here's your mail. *drops it at Mia's feet* Nothing all that interesting... just some coupons and a letter from your cousin. I told her you were doing fine.

I admit, "Mia Goes to the Mall" is an excellent idea for a feature-length film; but I worry the world may not be ready for that kind of cinematic brilliance.

I admit, I outdid myself that time. These strokes of genius just sort of come over me every now and then. Almost inspires me to become White House press secretary. :v

I guess I need to work on my routine?

Come to think of it, "didn't get a chance to tell me how fast I was" is slightly ambiguous. Let me put it another way... he won't be able to tell you how fast I was either, now. But you're right... I'm sure he would have thought I was amazing if I had gotten their in time. At which point, I would have been full of it. <...>

I guess we won't know til the sequel comes out.

I'll get back to you in a month or so.

Happy third anniversary, by the way.

Invasion denied!

is updating his status.

It's a new year, little penguin. Watch your back. Watch it!

It's actually an extension of my skull to house the excess brains (saw it advertised in Popular Mechanics a few months back). But if I keep talking to you, I may end up having to switch to a baseball cap. :v

Just be grateful you weren't trapped in a burning building. The last person to send out the Rick Signal didn't even get a chance to tell me how fast I was.

But hey - I do my best. You can probably tell from the great job I've done at keeping crime off the streets of Detroit.

Just lulling everyone into a false sense of security.

Looks like I'm good to go... made a new nation a couple days ago (Kongo Jungle). Soon as the mods approve my request my name will change to Donkey Kong. :v

Unfortunately, I think the terms of the nation-sitting agreement still apply (we can't exchange aid or fight together for the foreseeable future); but it'll be fun starting over again.

Master Waldo has no profile comments yet. Why not say hello? :v

No sweat. My slots are probably going to be full for the rebuilding project anyway.

Thanks for the offer though.

o_o

And what will you call this dynamic duo? "Penguigirl and Bagboy"?

Oh, no. *Today* I am congratulating you on your second anniversary. On the 18th, I was congratulating you on TOOL's third anniversary. And exactly three months from this date, I will congratulate you on a happy 18th birthday.