Kyriakos Raanb Dorou

No sweat. My slots are probably going to be full for the rebuilding project anyway.

Thanks for the offer though.

Looks like I'm good to go... made a new nation a couple days ago (Kongo Jungle). Soon as the mods approve my request my name will change to Donkey Kong. :v

Unfortunately, I think the terms of the nation-sitting agreement still apply (we can't exchange aid or fight together for the foreseeable future); but it'll be fun starting over again.

That's great to hear. So the sitting went OK then, all things considered.

Not sure when I will reroll. I figure I should wait a while to make sure there are no IP problems. I'll probably be back eventually, though.

Welcome home, by the way. Hope the trip went well for you.

Haha... hey Pork.

Yeah... I got caught up with travel the last couple weeks and apparently I forgot to collect my taxes. By the time I remembered I was already a day late, so my nation is gone now. :v

Is your nation still OK? I lost the sitter pass when my nation died (about the 21st), but I collected earlier with yours, so hopefully it's still in good shape.

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You've got a license to kill? I didn't know I was dealing with Double-0 Penguin. I'll have to take you more seriously from now on.

Do you have a permit?

Invasion denied!

o_o

And what will you call this dynamic duo? "Penguigirl and Bagboy"?

You prefer plastic?

Ugh... how degrading. Could you at least switch to a duffel bag, or something?

*puts a paper bag over his head*

All these years of practice as a super-villain, and this is the culmination of my career. Sidekick to a penguin.

Maybe getting drafted isn't so bad after all....

I admit, "Mia Goes to the Mall" is an excellent idea for a feature-length film; but I worry the world may not be ready for that kind of cinematic brilliance.

Well I know you don't intend to kill me off on the very first movie. I mean... there'd be no plot.

I guess we won't know til the sequel comes out.

Just lulling everyone into a false sense of security.

I admit, I outdid myself that time. These strokes of genius just sort of come over me every now and then. Almost inspires me to become White House press secretary. :v

You know, I hate to have to do this, Mia. Young and naive as you are. But if you insist on challenging me...

NO U!

It's actually an extension of my skull to house the excess brains (saw it advertised in Popular Mechanics a few months back). But if I keep talking to you, I may end up having to switch to a baseball cap. :v

The day Richard VII is defeated by a flightless bird is the day France unveils its hidden moon army and sinks the island of Britain. Better fix that draft in your igloo... I think the cold may be numbing your brain.

*signals to the group of mindless internet people behind him to "lol" at his clever insult*

It's a new year, little penguin. Watch your back. Watch it!

Ah... right. I keep forgetting about your instant victory device.

Well, at least I get media points for struggling.

You'll never take me alive! D:

*disconnects*

's that over there!

*swims for his life*

Well, two options immediately present themselves. I can take up my flag with pride, determined in my resolve to make the world a better place, and to give future generations a man they can be proud of. Or, I can hightail it to Canada.

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Yes... yes, I have made my decision. It's the only honorable thing to do.

*points over Mia's shoulder*

Say, what...

Don't tell me I've been drafted again... :s