One Eighty Two

Our duly-elected council consisting of myself, CountryMouse, Kahiel, beachrat, and Rampage3 have drafted the SIXTH charter of Farkistan and have ratified it. We appreciate the support of all our current and soon-to-be treaty partners during this transitional period. Thank you.

Always nice to see Methuselah's father stop by one of our threads.

Greetings, citizens of planet Bob. It is with a heavy heart that I announce the removal of the positions of Submitter and Squirrel and the coming of a new age for Farkistan. The Farkistani People's Front has long supported overthrowing the tyrannical and unethical body of career-politicians that have maintained a vice-like grip on our erections for the past two years. What has the Subby ever done for us? Well, after our recent erections were held, the new would-be submitter and squirrel have taken it upon themselves to make a mad grab for power. The TotalFark council, backed by The Farkistani People's Front, does NOT recognize the claims of these splitters. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the Farking People's Front of Farkistan! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. Our duly-elected council consisting of myself, CountryMouse, Kahiel, beachrat, and Rampage3 are united in our claim. Together we will be crafting a new charter and have it ratified very soon. We appreciate the support of all our current and soon-to-be treaty partners during this transitional period. Thank you.

That's BS 905 and you know it. You guys didn't come to the table with any kind of serious offer. It was just the Cable/905 show...and if we didn't like it, we could GTFO. With Cable, I should've seen this coming. He probably had this in mind from the moment he came back to Fark. We welcome him back with open arms, thinking he wants to retire here, then he stabs us in the back. Expect incoming.

R.I.P. Jack. Farkistan and I send our condolences to FAN and the rest of Jack's family. Still stunned.

Congrats, guys!

[img]http://www.techinasia.com/techinasia/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/demotivation.jpeg[/img] Oh, wait.... Thanks, and congrats to the rest of the council!