I keep getting all these offers from alliances... 'we'll give you protection, money, leadership'... not interested. I want an alliance that is unashamedly violent and chaotic with a view for taking over all the world.
I want guaranteed minimum hours, fixed term or permanent, free time on weekends, paid training and protective armaments supplied.
I have a motorbike licence, am a competent motorbike rider and safety conscious, motivated, reliable, a team player, physically fit and energetic and familiar with many types of weapons.