[Farkistan's Farkuary Madness]

Another semi-successful election, great stuff.

Also, request Fark History Month ITT.

I've checked the calendar and I think it (or something similar) may be coming up.

Appreciate the interest in all things Fark.

/also congrats to our new .gov

[iFOK, if you suck at Dutch]

There's no 'i' in 'team'.

But from now on there's an 'i' in FOK.

FOK proudly presents:

iFOK

The international FOK

From time to time, some people went to FOK and said: “I wish I could talk Dutch, so I can join FOK!” We always replied by saying: “Learn Dutch, it is easy.” Probably this wasn’t as easy as we thought because none of those people actually applied to FOK.

^{Throw the book away. Join iFOK!}

Extremely cool announcement.

This is a most interesting development in Planet Bob's history and I wish you the best in this exciting endeavor.

I'll be watching with great interest.

[These people scare the crap out of me]

Being govt. in Fark is like being the leader in an asylum patient revolt. Sure, you're in charge, but you're still freakin' crazy.

Are you just figuring this out?

Oh, and the politically correct term is "farkin' crazy."

/the more you know

//congrats to our new Council

[Summon the Weirdos]

Thank goodness alcohol is not on the banned substances list.

/What? It is?