[Farkistan March Erection Results]

You put ME in charge of flying this plane?
We are doomed.
Best wishes to the other members of Council.

(better study this)
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[i]"Captain to Navigator. Set a course for Acme States."[/i]

[Fark Happy Fun Time]

Well its about farking time. Just, no more of those lame beer reviews, i cant take the moaning and bawwing.

<3 Farkistan

o/ Tums

But is that not the very lifeblood of this fine community?

And is not beer one of the game's important Bonus Resources?

[The Teen Titans are getting noisy!]

Congrats to the new and improved Teen Titans.

[Farkistan January Erection Announcement]

I wanted to add some additional good news.... of an OoC nature . . .

This picture features a sign in the background extending get well wishes to Dominee.

I'm happy to report our fellow farker has cheated Mr. Death, and has finally returned home to continue his recovery.

Go Dom!!!!

[Farkistan Erection Announcement]

Perfect for celebrating any time, anywhere

[Farkistan Erection Announcement]

The new members of Council pose for their official portrait...

[Farkistan Erection Announcement]

I support this!

ENI and his "assistants" I believe.

Congrats to the new Yak-free Council!!!!!

[Could someone please turn down the volume, I need some R&R]

Congrats and best wishes from Farkistan.

[An important milestone in iFOK history]

Well done! Continued best wishes.

[Farkistan Election Announcement]

Leaking erections could be a symptom of a more serious problem. Clearly the Farkistan People Liberation Front is up to no good.

Leaking erections are no longer a problem. I'm now on medication.

[Guru Order\CATS Annoucement]

Congrats on the merger.

Nice to see the Gurus continue to grow.

/remember to keep the litter box clean

[Hocus Pocus is Close!]

Sad to see a budding alliance fall by the wayside.

We wish nothing but the best for the members of Hocus Pocus.

[Farkistan Darkfist Q&A]

Needs sxxxxie beer pics

[Farkistan Darkfist Q&A]

who doesn't love a good pair?

[Brother can you spare a dime?]

Sorry Z, I really thought your write-in campaign would take off.

I'm picturing dozens of computer monitors with your name permanently etched in ballpoint pen.

[NATO election results]

Well done! and congrats to the leadership and members of NATO!

[THE FELLOWSHIP]

We are honored to offer you such protection as may be needed. I predict this Fellowship will grow into a solid alliance in a short time. Best of luck in your journey.

The Road goes ever on and on

Down from the door where it began.

Now far ahead the Road has gone,

And I must follow, if I can,

Pursuing it with eager feet,

Until it joins some larger way

Where many paths and errands meet.

And whither then? I cannot say.

[Regarding World Federation Cancellation on VE]

Congrats and best wishes from your farky friends in Aqua

[Latest Silence Govt plus a few other things]

Congrats on your growth.

Best wishes to your former gov, and to the new group of Silence leaders.

/Farkistan sends over a complimentary basket of beer, bacon, and something else that starts with a "b"

If its Brandy you are more than welcome to come over and party

As a matter of fact, Brandy is correct. Except she spells it Brandi.

[Latest Silence Govt plus a few other things]

Congrats on your growth.

Best wishes to your former gov, and to the new group of Silence leaders.

/Farkistan sends over a complimentary basket of beer, bacon, and something else that starts with a "b"

[Ragnarok]

Aww, they grow up so fast.

Happy Anni to our good friends of Ragnarok!

Time flies...

[FARK announcement]

Is that a high quality enema bag on the picnic table?

No. It is a cheap bargain brand. B)

/and curse my goodie two shoes twin for foiling my perfect evil plan - Evil Yak

[An Announcement from the Teen Titans]

Good to see you young 'uns getting along so well.

'Grats.

[IRON's terms end]

Wow, this thread has gotten a wee bit of attention.

First of all, I want to offer my best wishes to IRON as they emerge from the terms of surrender. We certainly had a few issues along the way regarding terms compliance, but in the end, all matters (principally regarding Articles 5 and 7) were resolved.

There's been a great deal of discussion here about Article 10. I don't want to belabor it further, but let me make it clear, while it was written in a lighthearted manner, and dealt with factors outside the game, it had serious purpose. The AUT and Letumn hit on a portion of that purpose; an attempt to foster communication and some measure of goodwill between members of our alliances. More importantly, it was "the canary in the mine"; a way for us to learn whether IRON was going to cooperate in the military and economic aspects of the treaty, or if they were going to test our patience and willingness to enforce those terms. The course they chose quickly became apparent. It is a legitimate course of action, and as one IRON gov member pointed out, it is the job of the victor, not the vanquished to administer surrender terms. Our decision to make public their tardiness in fulfilling Article 10 was a consequence of IRON's chosen terms compliance strategy. More importantly, it worked, not only in completing Article 10 requirements, but in helping to clear up well over 100 violations of Articles 5 and 7.

IRON is now free of all obligations under terms of the surrender. It is an honorable alliance. And the majority of IRON's members of good folk. I for one will not let the actions of a very few individual cloud my opinion of this most interesting group of nations.

Best wishes IRON.

[Fark went clubbin, WTF?]

Oh................ my aching head..................

Wait! What? WTF?!?

We signed what?

Last thing I remember was it was a typical Council meeting and we were waiting for the pizza to be delivered . . .

We in Fark are excited to have an entire alliance of new drinking buddies. First round is on us! (palms the credit card he lifted from Asa Phillips' pocket.)