Ernesto Che Guevara
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Oh hey, this thing. Right.
Notice of Annexation
It has come to our attention that the citizens of Korean World Owner have, for several months now, endured hardships at the hands of the imperialists. Most recently, they have caused mass panic in the major cities of Pyongdeebo and Kaechax, leaving us in Europa no other choice but to welcome our brothers with open arms into our own home. Their Natty may not be pure, but their hearts are, and that's all that matters to us. The government of Europa (haha we actually don't have one) has come together from across the globe via a new, high-tech communication device, a Book of Faces. This Book of Faces enables us to communicate via other worlds at rapid pace and work out our alliance strategy and policy. This was one of those meetings.
Deebo has arrived in North Korea. The people cry with happiness. Great days are ahead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j24nO2iNli8
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no.
I thought it might work.
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Jonny Montana of Space Finland is a longtime friend of mine IRL, and we created our CN accounts around the same time. He lives up the road from me during the summer, but I don't think we ever got on the same network. When he tried to send me aid tonight, it got flagged as cheating. Even if our homes are close together, the rest of the year we're at our respective colleges, about 700 miles apart. It's a little bit frustrating because it's pretty easy to tell we're two different nations with our activity amounts, posts/involvement on the OWF, and other factors.
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UCN peeps were TCW peeps, who were majority CNE peeps, many of whom were SOF or CDS peeps. We go back a ways. We're trying to get a few more old rulers back into the game, so monitor our AA for somebody you love and show them your love with cash money donations. We're mostly brand new nations and we just want to grow into strong, incompetent fools.
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Thanks for making our opening days more fun. :P
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Usually those are separate announcements.
We're trying to cut costs.
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It should also be noted that I am already planning a coup. I'm a bit offended that wasn't announced above.
I'm planning a coupe and a poop.
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I figured as much, yeah.
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Oh god we've become that annoying micro that posts all the goddamned time on the OWF. I'm sorry. Truly. Anyway, a few updates. We've got an IRC channel that I'm pretty sure I set up correctly, located at #EuropaSucks. Our forums are located here: http://w11.zetaboards.com/Europa/index/ Don't expect them to be too active, we mostly stay connected in different ways. Now a few more serious things.
Government Structure of Europa
So, we don't really have a government right now. We're gonna try out the chaotic method because we enjoy watching things burn. I'll be serving for now as the Head Honcho, Big Cheese, Supreme Ayatollah, Shah of Shahs, whatever you want to call me. To get in touch with Europa leadership, just PM me in-game or any of the other people with government powers in-game. Deebo's our primary contact for foreign affairs, although the former leaders known as MikeD and Mustakrakish II have expressed interest in being FA contacts as well, so any of them work.
As an update, since many of us have new names, the following people are high on the contact list:
Kongo Jack IV -- Deebo
Thanks -- Parandiac
MinisterofSillyWalks -- Formerly known as MoSW, actual name was Emperador del Oeste
Stanley Spadowski -- Mustakrakish II
RandyBobandy -- MikeD
Europa Right of Return
Any nation which formerly resided on the alliance affiliations of CNE, UCN, Europa, BFF, Wolfpack, FEAR, any member of the PnL bloc, any member of the Dinohouse bloc, and any member of the former CDT bloc, as well as noted friends and diplomats, are granted access to Europa if requested. Past grievances are forgiven, we only ask that you don't get us sucked into any !@#$@#$ wars.
On a final note, I have no idea if we're still at war with LN or not, heh. I'm gonna assume we're peaced out for now, so let this be a public notice that we shall not pursue further military action against their nations unless aggression against our own nations continues.
Thanks.
PINGU
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Updates from us:
Forums are up. Don't count on it being too active, it's more of a formality.
http://w11.zetaboards.com/Europa/index/Our government doesn't really exist and probably won't. We just sorta decide what to do and go from there. We're at war with AnimAlz!2! or whatever they're called, as well as Limitless Netflix. We are not at war with Remsada Council; a newbie nation made a mistake and raided a Europa nation to learn how to war. I gave him some guides and sent him on his way. We don't know how to ask for reparations, so we didn't. Math is hard. :/
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I think I might like to join Europa for a little while
We'd love to have you. Send me a PM in-game. :P
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Just wait until the messages to other members pour in "Your leader cares nothing for your alliance, come join us and we'll aid you."
My members already know that, though.
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I'm kind of interested to see how many days LN has been at war vs at peace since formation. I'm willing to bet the ratio is over 1 :P
So far ours is higher. :)
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Yeah honestly if the messages in my inbox are the extent of the LN terror, I'm okay with them. So far it's just fun banter, nothing malicious.
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your signature looks like goat sea
Not like a bay of goats?
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Apologies, I probably looked at your profile and mistook that for the Limitless Nexus AA which was actually fighting. Either way, have fun!
How dare you believe what I write in my profile! :P
e: good motivation for me to update it, thank you.
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Grumble, grumble, grumble. Anyway, good luck to Los Pollos Hermanos, I guess.
We're two different things, hth.
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You were a member of GOONS when they attacked us and for several weeks of the war. Changing your AA without saying anything about wanting peace doesn't automatically get you out of a war and off target lists. I doubt you created this alliance in the middle of a war without intending for them to get wrapped up in it.
You weren't anywhere on my mind when we reformed Europa, actually. I honestly thought the LN/GOONS wars had wrapped up. I don't pay much attention to world affairs anymore, hence why I never attacked you until you attacked me. Get over yourself.
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do they have anyone in my range?
Unfortunately not. :(
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Chax reforms Europa and the least butt-hurt is... FEAR? OK then.
I'm sure you are glad to have your baby back, Chax. Enjoy it!We got over our issues with FEAR a long time ago, other than their habit of not JUST blaming Deebo for things. :/
Mid war a GOONS Member switches AA to create a new goons aligned AA to get a break from the war, but gets attacked anyways. Shocking!
Ernesto never asked about peace separate from the rest of goons.You attacked me, darling. Technically, you'd be the one needing to seek peace from me. Also, you didn't attack me until today. You attacked other members of my alliance before that. Just admit you're wrong and roll with it.
1) Technically Europa wasn't protected at the time they attacked.
2) GOONS regularly attacks protectorates, I find it hilarious they are crying about this.
3) Just because you like Europa doesn't really make LN wrong.. if some LN guys left the AA to form a new/remake of an alliance and GOONS hit them for leaving before the war was over everyone would be saying GOONS was in the right.1. Yes we were.
2. We're not GOONS.
3. Yes it does.
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Declaration of Ugh, I'm Supposed To Be Studying
Well, I certainly didn't expect to pull the war flag out that soon. It appears that Limitless Nexus has decided to roll an undeclared war against the nations of Europa, likely because they're fighting with our protectors, GOONS. It's not a problem for us. I mean, sure, we'll lose the individual wars because we're terrible, awful nation builders, but we'll win out in the end. Europa was dead for two years, yet she still reanimated in honor of October. It's super spooky, trust me.
Anyway, until LN is willing to bow to our inferiority, the powerless microalliance known as Europa hereby recognizes a state of war with Limitless Nexus. Sorry about this. Hopefully my people aren't too mean. :/
Signed,
Europa
e: also animalzzz
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I just want you to know, that I reactivated/found the password for my OWF account so that I could wish you good luck. Chax, if that ain't friendship, I don't know what is.
Warms me heart.
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As if FEAR would have any infections we don't. :)
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