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    RnR Declaration of war

    in Alliance Politics

    Posted · Edited by Mixoux

    Yes, yes it does. I hope you get the help you need slapping silly Krauts around. I hear it's pretty good therapy. :)

    yeah, but I don't think they were in the Breakfast Club. :(

    So which treaties are leading you into this war?

    Taken from EoTRS MDP:

    In the case that one alliance is aggressively attacked without prior provocation on their part, then the other may freely mobilize to come to their defense. In the case that the signatory alliance engaged in aggressive strikes first then the treaty will not be binding, but may still be asked to come to its defense in an act of good faith. Sometimes when you're so drunk, you like to violate everything that moves..

    Technically it constitutes it as an MDOAP, it wasn't labeled this but this section still stands.

    RnR Declaration of war

    in Alliance Politics

    Posted

    Dear Planet Bob, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong. What we did WAS wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us...in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock before update a few days ago. We were brainwashed.

    [insert latest drama, war, violence, Molly Ringwald...]

    Dear Planet Bob, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...

    ...and an athlete...

    ...and a basket case...

    ...a princess...

    ...and a criminal...

    Does that answer your question?

    Sincerely yours,

    R&R

    tl;dr:

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

    We declare war on NoV, btw.

    also, wik.

    also, here is Gordon Liddy in a speedo.

    ggordonliddy.jpg

    R&R - FOK - UNION MDOAP

    in Alliance Politics

    Posted

    Article I. Mutual Sovereignty

    By signing this, both alliances hereby acknowledge the mutual sovereignty of each alliance and respect their right to make individual decisions.

    Article II. Non-aggression

    Neither signatory shall declare war on any member nation of the other, nor provide aid in any form (money, military, information) to an enemy alliance of the other.

    Article III. Mutual defense

    If a signatory is directly attacked, the other signatory is expected to come to the aid of the other through defensive actions on the aggressor and through financial aid. .

    Article IV. Optional Aggression

    If one signatory makes an aggressive attack, the others can choose to support them.

    Article V. Aid

    Aids aids aids! (We give aids to each other)

    Article VI. Trolling

    If one signatory starts flamebaiting the other or just becomes an outright meanie, the other has a right to cancel. Because putdowns aren't very nice.

    Article VII. Withdrawal

    If you don't feel like maintaining such a relationship, give us 48 hours to express our sorrow through various forms.

    Signed for R&R

    Mixoux - Secretary of State

    Gofastleft - President

    R&R senate

    Signed for FOK!

    MikeTheFirst, President/Secretary of Internal Affairs

    Freek, Secretary of Foreign Affairs

    mnoire, Secretary of Economic Affairs

    Timmehhh, Secretary of defense

    Signed for UNION,

    Czerwony: President

    Aggbeast1: Vice President

    AlejandroXV: Minister of Foreign Affairs

    R&R - EoTRS MDP

    in Alliance Politics

    Posted · Edited by Mixoux

    (IMAGINE FLAGS HERE)

    The sun sure has been rising for a while now! Treaty.

    Preamble:

    Entente of the Rising Sun (EoTRS) and R&R (Or RnR) are recognized as soveriegn alliances and sign this for hot wimmenz, beer, and other assorted epicness.

    Article I: Friendship

    Neither alliance shall conduct aggressive actions towards each other, be it military, espionage, or aid of any sort against a recognized enemy of the other alliance. Cause buds don't do dat crap, yo.

    Article II: Aid

    Both parties are encouraged to strengthen aid to each other, be it through military, financial, or letting the other one date your hot sister.

    Article III: Mutual Defence

    In the case that one alliance is aggressively attacked without prior provocation on their part, then the other may freely mobilize to come to their defense. In the case that the signatory alliance engaged in aggressive strikes first then the treaty will not be binding, but may still be asked to come to its defense in an act of good faith. Sometimes when you're so drunk, you like to violate everything that moves. But sometimes your slightly more sober friend has their moments of clarity.

    Article IV: Divided by zero

    O shi-

    Article V: Intelligence

    By signing this treaty, all intelligence pertaining to the security and defense of the other alliance that is intercepted will be shared to the other, to ensure that alliance's safety and stability. Espionage on the other alliance by means not deemed allowed by the other is grounds for cancellation of the treaty. We <3 teh gossip but don't start rumours about us, that aint very cool.

    Article VI: Wut meenz R&R?!?

    Although in times the question of what 'R&R' TRULY stands for (is it Rest and Relaxation? React and Reload? Run and Romp?), EoTRS promises not to ask too much and respect the fact that R&R telling them would mean unraveling the cyberverse as we know it. Also, wik.

    Signed for R&R,

    Mixoux, Secretary of State

    Gofastleft, President

    R&R Senate

    Signed for EoTRS,

    Crowdog07, Imperial Council

    St. Jimmy, Imperial Council

    Cjavo, Imperial Council

    Colonel Kool, Minister of Foreign Operations

    Former, Minister of Immigration

    Johnson101, Minister of Defense

    Dan820, Minister of Internal Affairs

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