[Zulu alliance Chief Ubuntu the Great looking for royal political/FA advisor.]

Where is the British Empire when you need them to stamp out the Zulu menace?

[The Scales and Sword Turn Four]

I laughed heartily at this.

[Tonight... On CN Radio: The War Update Show With Bros]

Every Saturday.

[Fare Thee Well Sweet Prince(ess too)]

Congratulations on finally winning the game Pansy.

[IRON Announcement]

Right.  That's what I should have expected for not naming names and trying not to offend sensibilities.  So here it is:

RIA was the only AA engaged with NoR because we didn't need anyone else on NoR while you had everything in PM except your upper tier.  As soon as you started bringing nations out of peace mode, Cult of Justitia volunteered to counter NoR.  And we kept volunteering for 2 or 3 weeks.  However, QueenHailee was afraid that Dark Templar would go bananas if EQ got serious with NoR, so she told us and a few other alliances to wait and give herself time to talk to DT.  I got tired of waiting, so I spoke to GLoF and they said that DT had told them very clearly that they didn't care if anyone countered NoR.  I asked GLoF to please confirm that, which they did. 

At that point, whichever alliances countered you countered you.  CoJ ended up not countering you after all because we were meant to stick to Umbrella/Dommbird/Darkfall and had only volunteered for NoR because at first no one else did (because no one wanted to piss off DT).

 

So, yes, as regards NoR's situation, I do know everything you stupid plonker.

 

 

o/ DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE.

[IRON Announcement]

The amount of stupidity in this thread is phenomenal. I can't believe I actually spent time reading this entire thread.

[When all are one and one is all. To be a rock and not to roll.]

Looks like paper, smells like paper, is a paper agreement.

[When all are one and one is all. To be a rock and not to roll.]

What happened to the paperless route Kashmir?

[When all are one and one is all. To be a rock and not to roll.]

What is this?

[Declaration of Existence]

This will end well.

[Response to Recent Events in Prototype]

o/ Hail the Glorious Prototype.

 

You have my Axe.

[Final BFF Announcement, DoE]

I got a semi from this. Congrats on this one Chax.

[Imperial Decree - Appointment of the Seventh Emperor of the New Pacific Order]

Luckily, each Emperor chooses their successor, rather than BloodFury choosing each Emperor's successor.

 

Perhaps you should change it so that it is in place so that I can choose your successor.

 

Sorry to disappoint you there, BloodFury. I'm not sure how I'll live now, knowing you wouldn't have picked me.

 

The best course of action is clearly to follow this man's advice. 

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Well this coronation obviously cannot continue without BloodFury's approval, so abdication is your only option :D

[More alliances is a good or a bad thing?]

Just get rid of all the neutrals, and let their membership go form more alliances that actually take part of the greater world.

 

More smaller alliances means that there is more drama in the world and more things going on.

[Imperial Decree - Appointment of the Seventh Emperor of the New Pacific Order]

Not the Emperor I would have picked.

[Sword Alliance D.O.W. against Armpit Platoon and Army of One]

Why can they never be in my range?  :facepalm:

[New Alliance/IRC Combo List]

Someone is trying to get brownie points!

[More IRON]

Who's "playing" anything?  MHA, however bad, was not as bad as some others in EQ, and that is exactly what I said, no more, no less.  Go have a brandy, now, I fear you're in danger of a heart attack.  And if any of your two-faced pals from Eq wants to talk, they know my number.

 

Because Schattenmann is the local whore, everyone has his number to call for a good time.

[Tezcatlipoca smiles upon us]

I never disliked your alliances, just we were never on the same side, and certain circumstances caused a souring of our relations. It is all rather silly looking back on it now.

[Tezcatlipoca smiles upon us]

Despite issues I have had in the past with these alliances, this is a good fitting with good alliances. I wish you the best of luck as this was long overdue.

[ODN/SLAP Protectorate]

SLAP is a terrible alliance full of dream breakers.

[The Second Annual Cybernations Grand Give]

A yellow jerry can means Diesel Fuel.

[The Men With The Golden Guns]

What could possibly be on their forums that would make you throw up?

 

Never been to our forums obviously.

[The Men With The Golden Guns]

He stepped down quite some time ago, jeez man get up with your information.

 

Then it really looks bad because those were supposed to be his friends. If his own friends won't defend him, then perhaps there is a reason behind it.

[The Men With The Golden Guns]

No, we just stand by our brothers (and occasional sister) far better than his previous alliance was wiling to do.  Plus, apparently some of our boys didn't get their thirst quench this past war.

 

You mean, the alliance he was supposed to be in charge of wouldn't help him with a rogue? I think that more reflects his character of being unable to motivate his followers than one of people wanting to help him.