Depression

Entry posted by Firestorm November 21, 2008

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God damn I'm depressed today. You know hard it is being the leader of a steadily growing nation? Everyday something pops up and everyday someone is demanding your attention. I haven't gotten a full night of sleep in weeks. This is really cutting into my sex life as well.

Myself and Mrs. Firestorm haven't.. err.. you know.. in nearly three months.

I haven't the energy any more!!!

I can't take vacations..

I can't go bowling..

I can't do anything fun anymore.

What is going on in this world that every moment of my day has to be consumed with some idiotic situation? Did my minister of the Interior really have to have me woken up at three in the morning to tell me about a massive freeway collision? I know it is tragic and all but there isn't anything I can do about it at three in the morning.

Just last week.. I was trying to get in a round of golf. The ambassador from the Nation of Moravia sliced his ball into the woods and set off a motion sensor that lead to the evacuation of the entire golf course.

Who the hell puts motion sensors near a golf course???

Apparently my security team from what I discovered. Even worse I had to spend four hours on the phone with the president of Monravia smoothing things over. Believe me when I say that was not a pleasant experience. Though given the situation that includes an anal probe of his ambassador after the golf ball incident I suppose he was right to be angry.

Please people.. Just let me have some sexy time with my wife and a full nights sleep for once ok??

PLLEASSSSEEE???

sobs....