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[OOC: Continued from CNRP2 SOCSOV Hawaii]

 

After Operation Do It, Hawaii SOCSOV successfully "raptured" from their original universe, leaving behind a world of magical nukes, advanced time warp attacks (code-named Project R.E.T.C.O.N.), and utter retardation. SOCSOV found itself in a new universe; however, the new Hawaii was not the paradise SOCSOV scientists had hoped for: set in the future, it was ruined by centuries of tourism and economic exploitation.

 

It turned out, this exploitation took place under the bourgeoisie-controlled Rebel Alliance. Jonah Kanahele, aka Captain Hawaii, lead a war of liberation against ruthless rebel forces; armed with his old shield and a lightsaber that strobed between red, yellow and green, Captain Hawaii revealed his abilities in the force, and soon was detected by Emperor Palpatine.

 

Emperor Palpatine sent a Star Destroyer to liberate the Hawaiian people, and soon after the rebels surrendered their garrison at Diamond Head. But with the islands ecologically trashed, the Hawaiians asked Palpatine for help. Captain Hawaii met with Emperor Palpatine to discuss the future of the Hawaiian Nation. Jonah Kanahele found that the old man was not much like the evil Sith projected by the bourgeoisie rebel media machine. He saw a kindly old man burdened by years of cares and troubles.

 

"Captain Hawaii, I spent my whole life trying to defeat the InterGalactic Banking Clan and Jedi tyranny, but these guys are difficult to root out. Insurgent strongholds keep popping up in new worlds, and my campaign against the bankers and multinational corporations has made alot of enemies. An invasion is coming from outside this galaxy, and I need all the help I can get."

 

Captain Hawaii thought for a second. "What can we do to help? I've been in alot of operations in my old world, and these guys can't be that tough a nut to crack."

 

"The problem is, many systems have been deceived by the media. We simply lack a unifying ideology and face appeal, with all these fake media reports of stormtrooper brutality and Wookie slavery. From the reports I have seen, these "Polynesian" super-humans are far tougher than the average, over-protected citizen we have been protecting from the Rebels. I'd like your army to man a new battle-station called the Death Star. I'd like you to look over these and tell me what you think."

 

Captain Hawaii looked over the plans briefly, and noticed the single thermal exhaust vent.

 

"Well Sir, I would suggest we first protect this thermal exhaust vent..." 

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Banner of Imperial Socialism

 

Hawaiian Imperial Fleet Remnant (IMPSOC -- Imperial Socialism)

 

Homeworld: Death Star

 

Capable of hyperspace travel and supporting heavy firepower, the IMPSOC Death Star is only the size of a moon, but packs the supporting resources and military punch of an entire system. It supports more than a million Hawaiians, including Hawaiian Stormtroopers. Hawaiian Stormtroopers are stronger, faster, shoot better and often adopt customized armor featuring camouflage and often custom Hawaiian tribal designs.

 

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A custom koa-wood helmet handcrafted by one IMPSOC stormtrooper

 

Alongside the Hawaiian Death Star are the following capital ships and supporting warships which can either support the Death Star or operate as an independent strike force:

 

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Conqueror Class Star Destroyer with dedicated superlaser

 

Capital Ships

Imperial-II class Star Destroyer (3)

Conqueror class Star Destroyer (1)

Interdictor class Star Destroyer (1)

Strike class Medium Cruiser (2)

Broadside class Missile Corvette (1)

Carrack class Escort Cruiser (5)

Altor class Replenishment Ship (1)

 

Imperial-II Star Destroyers are well known, however, the Interdictor Star Destroyer sacrificed other capabilities to host gravity well projectors.

 

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TIE Bomber, Imperial Missile Boat and TIE Defender

Starfighters

TIE Fighter (cheap and numerous)

TIE Intercepter (designed for superb light dogfighting)

TIE Advanced (hyperspace strike capable)

TIE Defender (shielded and armored, for bomber interception)

TIE Hunter (shielded, hyperspace capable, equal to the X-Wing)

TIE Bomber (designed to attack warships and installations)

TIE Phantom (rare hyperspace capable, fully cloaked starfighter)

Imperial Missile Boat (standoff anti-starfighter missile capability)

 

Specialized Craft

Lightstealth 18 Reconnaissance (very fast open-space EW/ECW hyperspace spy craft)

MRX-BR scout vessel (hyperspace capable orbital observation/strike craft)

Boarding Torpedoes (used to insert Dark Troopers into enemy warships)

 

IMPSOC starfighter doctrine varied depending upon the situation, but during a mass fleet engagement standard TIE Fighters were to overwhelm the enemy through numbers while specialized variants with experienced pilots exploited formation weaknesses to destroy enemy starfighters and harass warships. The Imperial Missile Boat launched salvos of radiation-homing missiles against enemy starfighters from the rear, which is usually enough to completely overwhelm less experienced pilots busy with TIE fighters.

 

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Ground Force Composition

 

The Hawaiian IMPSOC personnel lack in numbers compared to full sized system governments, but make up for it with advanced weapons, armor and training. Unlike the standard Imperial Military, IMPSOC is organized around US Brigade Combat Team doctrine. Combined arms tactics, an emphasis in incorporating missile and specialized "slugthrower" technologies and specialized infantry ensures IMPSOC is a formidable threat both in space and on the ground.

 

IMPSOC ground forces are lead by Captain Hawaii, a force-capable General.

 

INFANTRY

Stormtroopers/Snowtroopers (Riflemen)

Shock Troopers (Weapons)

Scout Troopers (Sniper/Recon)

Imperial Combat Engineers (Engineers)

Dark Troopers (Special Forces)

 

[ooc: based on Star Wars Battlefront imperial infantry classes]

 

Dark Troopers are equipped with jetpacks and gravity boots that allow them to hop like fleas behind enemy positions and onto, and over buildings.

 

 

ARMOR

74-Z Speeder Bike (Recon/Sniper sections)

AT-RT Light Walker (mountainous and urban terrain)

TX-130x Main Hovertank (Light Battle Tank)

Imperial Repulsortank 1H (Main Battle Tank)

AT-ST (Armored and Mechanized Units)

AT-AT (Armored and Mechanized Units)

 

AIR COVER

Lambda-Class shuttles (Space-capable Transport)

MAAT (Assault Gunship)

All Terrain Anti Aircraft (Air Defense)

 

INDIRECT FIRE

All Terrain Ion Cannon (AT-AT derivative)

SP.9 Anti-Infantry SPG

Leveler I  (Tracked Concussive Missile Artillery)

Mobile Mortar-3 Repulsorlift (mechanized close support mortar)

 

FORWARD OPERATING BASE

Prefabricated Garrisons (allows for rapid deployment from Star Destroyers)

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HAWAIIANS TO BEGIN CANNABIS, HEMP CULTIVATION INSIDE DEATH STAR

 

With so much energy provided by the hypermatter reactor, and so few planets needing to be blown up, Hawaiian IMPSOC has established massive cannabis and hemp farms throughout the core infrastructure of the Death Star. Cannabis seeds, which were sacrament to SOCSOV, were genetically raptured into this universe along with the Hawaiian people, and the Death Star will soon become the sole provider of Cannabis and Hemp industry in the whole Galaxy.

 

Options are being considered to open up the leisure area of the Death Star for tourism, allowing visitors to legally access the Cannabis in the safety of the Galaxy's strongest battlestation.

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IMPSOC TO INTEGRATE SIPR COMMUNICATIONS TECHNOLOGY INTO DEATH STAR

 

To ensure secured fleet communications within system range, IMPSOC has integrated US military SIPR/JWICS communications security along with existing Imperial communications cryptology, ensuring an additional layer of network security. It should provide an unfamiliar challenge to any Bourgeoisie Rebel Scum attempting to intercept and decode Imperial Communications.

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TOP SECRET

 

Ground Force Composition

 

The Hawaiian IMPSOC personnel lack in numbers compared to full sized system governments, but make up for it with advanced weapons, armor and training. Unlike the standard Imperial Military, IMPSOC is organized around US Brigade Combat Team doctrine. Combined arms tactics, an emphasis in incorporating missile and specialized "slugthrower" technologies and specialized infantry ensures IMPSOC is a formidable threat both in space and on the ground.

 

IMPSOC ground forces are lead by Captain Hawaii, a force-capable General.

 

INFANTRY

Stormtroopers/Snowtroopers (Riflemen)

Shock Troopers (Weapons)

Scout Troopers (Sniper/Recon)

Imperial Combat Engineers (Engineers)

Dark Troopers (Special Forces)

 

[ooc: based on Star Wars Battlefront imperial infantry classes]

 

Dark Troopers are equipped with jetpacks and gravity boots that allow them to hop like fleas behind enemy positions and onto, and over buildings.

 

 

ARMOR

74-Z Speeder Bike (Recon/Sniper sections)

AT-RT Light Walker (mountainous and urban terrain)

TX-130x Main Hovertank (Light Battle Tank)

Imperial Repulsortank 1H (Main Battle Tank)

AT-ST (Armored and Mechanized Units)

AT-AT (Armored and Mechanized Units)

 

AIR COVER

Lambda-Class shuttles (Space-capable Transport)

MAAT (Assault Gunship)

All Terrain Anti Aircraft (Air Defense)

 

INDIRECT FIRE

All Terrain Ion Cannon (AT-AT derivative)

SP.9 Anti-Infantry SPG

Leveler I  (Tracked Concussive Missile Artillery)

Mobile Mortar-3 Repulsorlift (mechanized close support mortar)

 

FORWARD OPERATING BASE

Prefabricated Garrisons (allows for rapid deployment from Star Destroyers, serves as a Division Headquarters)

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IMPSOC TO REVERT TO CLONE-ERA CAMOUFLAGE PATTERNS, STANDARDIZE SCOUT HELMETS

 

Due to complaints from Hawaiian infantry about restrictive body armor, stark white armor and limited helmet vision, IMPSOC is changing uniform standards to better meet the needs of troops utilizing US-style combat tactics. The new IMPSOC uniform reverts to the camouflage pattern utilized by troopers during the Clone Wars, and standard stormtroopers are being replaced by scout helmets.

 

IMPSOC soldiers will retain the thick upper body protection afforded by standard plasteel armor, but leg armor will be based on lighter scout-trooper design with integrated soft combat boots. Scout helmets, while less protected, offer a much better range of vision along with being much lighter and more comfortable to wear.

 

Climate specialized Snow Troopers will still retain their distinctive white armor, while Dark Troopers will maintain their signature black special forces armor. Stormtroopers permanently garrisoned on the Death Star will be exempted by the new regulations and will retain their standard white Imperial uniforms.

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Starfighters

 

 

TIE Fighter (cheap and numerous)

TIE Intercepter (designed for superb light dogfighting)

TIE Advanced (hyperspace strike capable)

TIE Defender (shielded, bomber interception)

TIE Hunter (shielded, hyperspace capable, equal to the X-Wing)

TIE Bomber (designed to attack warships and installations)

TIE Phantom (rare hyperspace capable, fully cloaked starfighter)

Imperial Missile Boat (standoff anti-starfighter missile capability)

 

Specialized Craft

Lightstealth 18 Reconnaissance (very fast open-space EW/ECW hyperspace spy craft)

MRX-BR scout vessel (hyperspace capable orbital observation/strike craft)

Boarding Torpedoes (used to insert Dark Troopers into enemy warships)

 

IMPSOC starfighter doctrine varied depending upon the situation, but during a mass fleet engagement standard TIE Fighters were to overwhelm the enemy through numbers while specialized variants with experienced pilots exploited formation weaknesses to destroy enemy starfighters and harass warships. The Imperial Missile Boat launched salvos of radiation-homing missiles against enemy starfighters from the rear, which is usually enough to completely overwhelm less experienced pilots busy with TIE fighters.

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MASSIVE RECREATION AND ORGANIC DEATH STAR AREAS REVEALED

 

Utilizing the power of the hyper-matter reactor when the laser is not in use, the Death Star is really a "Life Star," capable of growing organic, GMO-free produce. Additionally, within the massive layered superstructure of the battlestation are poultry and cattle farms and an entire layer dedicated to a simulated 200 ft deep ocean for saltwater fish farming. Thus, in addition to energy efficiency and large-scale Cannabis/Hemp production, the Death Star nears food self sufficiency.

 

Here are parts of the Death Star the Bourgeoisie Rebels didn't mention:

 

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Advanced artificial agricultural units supply the people with fresh, organic produce

 

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Mmmmm...Chicken

 

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The recreational malls are massive and a popular hangout. Several projector windows show high-definition views of Hawaii.

 

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The open-air Imperial Park simulates the daylight sky and is another popular hangout

 

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Saltwater fish farm level

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