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From the swelling depths of The Rabbit Hole

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Honor? Dignity? Class? What are we, [b]sissies[/b]?

This is [b][u]WAR[/u][/b]. [b]The Brain [/b]proudly presents ( Man I Like Fighting ) otherwise knows as [b]M.I.L.F.[/b]

You know that voice inside your head telling you to rob, rape and pillage? [b]That is M.I.L.F.[/b] Were you ever struck by the desire to tea bag your closest friend when he passes out drunk? [b]M.I.L.F. AGAIN.[/b] Have you ever considered selling your mother on the black market to a Hungarian prostitution ring? No?

[b]THEN GO PLAY TEA PARTY WITH YOUR DOLLIES, SUSIE.[/b]

[b]M.I.L.F.[/b] is the trash-strewn alley where you got your first taste of hookers and blow. [b]M.I.L.F.[/b] is the Dukes in the General Lee with a trunk full of moonshine and a mouth full of acid.

[b]WE ARE NOT YOUR MOMMY. WE ARE WHAT YOUR MOMMY DOES WHEN SHE THINKS YOU AREN'T LOOKING.[/b]

Our in depth [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnfNNnmoXVM&feature=player_embedded][b]M.I.L.F. Charter[/b][/URL] covers every possible scenario governing our actions. Our [URL=http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTDSLGH6YmgAiXkw3zxZH4kGZroA6H_tQCpIRnlzg15yvCHmgWX2Q]M.I.L.F. Foreign Affairs Department[/URL] is there to address all inquiries that are not covered in our [URL=http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQN0kToMh5Zl5p08PmFmwswadC04ESTLZUmpBYGowaRHjDrSvKm]M.I.L.F. Foreign Affairs Policy[/URL].

[i]Any serious request should come with a Captain and Coke. [b]UMBRELLAS ARE FOR PANSIES.[/b][/i]

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[i]A plea for leniency from the [b]Men Who Like Fighting[/b][/i]

Recently we hardy individuals created a Tournament Edition alliance that reflected our fighting spirit and dedication to having a good time. We called it [b]Man, I Like Fighting[/b]. The subsequent acronym was removed, and our entire alliance warned.
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Warn History: 1) Inappropriate Alliance Affiliation (M.I.L.F.), please select a more family friendly one in the future. Likewise, your bio ("M.I.L.F. = Man I Like Fighting ") has been removed. - 2/23/2011
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Admittedly, our eccentricity can push the bounds, but we never seek to break them. We felt we had precedent, as the acronym was not an outright curse, and with current alliances already pushing or exceeding the bounds as we have.


Such as SNAFU. (Situation Normal: All F#%^&ed Up)
SSSW18. (She Said She Was 18)
The Coalition of Royal Allied Powers. (Do I need to expand on that one?)

Even in reality we see this. The[b] CIA [/b]established a Wikileaks Task Force and it’s acronym is [b]WTF[/b], same as the ubiquitous internet slang term. The Washington Post [URL=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/21/AR2010122104599.html?hpid=topnews]reports [/URL] on Dec 22nd the task force was officially created to examine the impact of 250,000 Wikileaks released diplomatic files.

We don't ask much - we simply would like the mod staff to reconsider the warning. If the three listed can get past the radar in Standard Edition, why is our monikor so odious?

Thank you for your time.

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