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[center][b][color="#8B0000"][size="6"]Cuban Government Press Release[/size][/color][/b][/center]

[b]| First Release | First Edition | Covering all aspects of Government |[/b]

Habana, New Cuba
11 February, 2011
[font="Impact"]OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT[/font]
Hon. Thomas Castro
[font="Impact"]OFFICE OF THE TRIUMIVRATE[/font]
Dr. Juan Castel
Juvena McKenzie
Samuel Olef


[b][size="4"]O[/size][/b]n the day of February 7 we announced our existence to the world, thanks to the kindness of the United Kingdom of Idaho-Montana. Our people are flocking to the empty vastness of the lands surrounding us and taking up homesteads with government grants and aid for construction of public services and private dwellings where sufficient building supplies are not readily available.

[b][size="4"]D[/size][/b]evelopment of infrastructure in this new land is underway as our capital rises from the dirt.

[b][size="4"]T[/size][/b]he military has undertaken a slightly apathetic view to the world, posturing its self as a defender of freedom but not at the cost of needless sacrifices. President Castro according to unidentified sources strongly disagrees with this posture by the defense chief and is ready to remove him from his office if need be.

[b][size="4"]E[/size][/b]ducation is a high priority of the Cuban government. [i]"You cannot promote a brighter, stronger, more intelligent future, without the citizens to produce it."[/i] said President Castro at the ceremony for the opening of the first elementary school outside the capital city in a town that is fast growing, [i]La Michigan[/i].

[b][size="4"]E[/size][/b]vents are another way of attracting foreign business to the new state, a strong approach from this standpoint will go a long way to work to guarantee the economic future of our great nation. Unity, prosperity, strength is our national motto.

[b]National Park Opening Event[/b]

A new national park, the first in the nation, will open soon. A date is not yet set. Invitations to foreign governments and entities will be sent when more information is available.

[b]First United Bank of New Cuba[/b]

The first united bank of New Cuba, has opened it's doors and it's wallet. Backed by a small source of gold discovered outside the back steps of the still under-construction court-house. A bid for development of a further exploration of this natural resource has been submitted by a small start-up company listed by the name of 'Mechabrix Ltd.' and so far has no competition.

[b]The future[/b]

Has yet to be written.



[b][font="Impact"]An official press release of the government of the state of New Cuba.[/font][/b]

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