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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for fun pictures, I can tell you i dont have them. But what i do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make a home for people like you. If you join my alliance now, youll learn them too. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will try to recruit you with some annoy, obnoxious in-game message.

Good luck [and join The Terran Empire]

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[b][color="#FF0000"][size="6"]They said we couldn't do it....[/size][/color][/b]

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[b][color="#0000FF"][size="3"]But we continue to prove them all wrong on a daily basis.[/size][/color][/b]

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[center][b][color="#0000FF"][size="4"]Join us, and we WILL deal with [u]an[/u]y[u]one[/u] who messes with you.[/size][/color][/b]

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[b][size="6"][color="#FF0000"]The Terran Empire protects it's own.[/color][/size][/b][/center]

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[b][u][color=red][size="6"]Union of Communists & Terrans[/size][/color][/u][/b]
[size="1"][color="#8B0000"]An ODP between the Union of Communist Republics and the Terran Empire[/color][/size][/center]

[b]Preamble[/b]:

This document serves to show that the Union of Communist Republics and The Terran Empire share common principles of ideology and ethics. Each member of each alliance vows to show general good will, and appreciation for the other. Through similar ideals and fruitful relations, both alliances strive for mutual betterment together.

[b]Article I - Peace[/b]:

The Terran Empire and the Union of Communist Republics mutually assure that neither signatory will physically attack, or spy the other, or provide aid to a known enemy.

[b]Article II - Intelligence[/b]:

The Union of Communist Republics and The Terran Empire agree that upon possession of useful information to the other signatory, said alliance will give the information to the other. This will be done in a timely fashion.

[b]Article III - Aid[/b]:

The Terran Empire and the Union of Communist Republics know that in times of need aid may be called upon from the other signatory. While it is not mandatory to aid, it is encouraged and can only prove to further relations between the two alliances. Aid can be given as Military support or Monetary aid.

[b]Article IV - Optional Defense[/b]:

If either signatory comes into defensive conflict with another alliance, the other party may come to their aid, but is not required to do so.

[b]Article V - Cooperation[/b]:

Both alliances are encouraged to assist each other in monitoring for, and dealing with, rogue attacks against the other. While not required, it is understood that through cooperation, raids may be better stopped and reduced in effectiveness.

[b]Conclusion and Cancellation[/b]:

This treaty serves to show each signatory shares similar values and strives together to uphold them. This treaty is subject to cancellation if either signatory is not happy with Article II, or if relations over time have fallen apart. Termination of this pact requires 72 hours notice. This notice is required to be given firstly via private channels. Any intentional or planned violations of the articles within this treaty result in the treaty being considered immediately void, unless otherwise agreed upon by the leadership of both signatories.


Signed for the [b]Union of Communist Republics[/b]:

Premier: Zeroremorse

Commissars of Internal Affairs: gatorback05
Commissar of Finances: RA2Leader
Commissar of Foreign Affairs: Karkas
Commissar of Defense: Zer0president


Signed for the [b]Terran Empire[/b]:

[b]Yuurei[/b] - [i]Chancellor of Foreign Affairs[/i]
[b]Michaelboy88[/b] - [i]Chancellor of Administration[/i]
[b]Tim Burke[/b] - [i]Chancellor of Defense[/i]
[b]Ceaser Augustus[/b] - [i]Chancellor of Internal Affairs[/i]
[b]estaked[/b] - [i]Chancellor of Finance[/i]

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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.

You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that.You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

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