Californian Posted October 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Across Australia, thousands of teenagers began convulsing on the ground after repeated "Internet Connection was not found" errors began appearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californian Posted October 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 NEW NATION FORMED, ANOTHER NATION DIES Canberra, Australia - The government of Australia called back the 10,000 troops currently in the Middle East. It appears that news of the rebellion and pictures of the torturing done has spread across Australia, as thousands have broken the curfew and broke past the soldiers due to overwhelming force. Our news crew got footage of the mob about to storm the government buildings before the camera was destroyed from a flying rock thrown by a rioter. All government contact appears to have been lost from Australia and New Zealand. God help us all. Kuwait City, Kuwait - Hundreds of thousands of arabic rioters cheered when the last of the hostile troops were loaded onto transport ships and departed from the harbor. Sabah Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al-Sabah has praised the efforts of the people, claiming that "Allah was on our side, there was no doubt of victory." In addition, he has called for the creation of the Kuwaiti Emirate, a new nation encompassing most of the middle east and parts of Africa. Egypt, Israel, Jordan, Madagascar, and the Osean Federation, all in deep anarchy, have voted to join this new Islamic constitutional monarchy. Sabah Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al-Sabah has praised the move of these nations, stating "God will allow these lands to flourish under the righteous leadership of the Kuwaiti Emirate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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