Chancellor Bismarck Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 A long time ago in a land far far away, a naked native landed in the land of "West Virginia", where he was forced to experience a foreign way of living, many leagues from his home of Confucianism... An object comes down the lake, and in it lies the form of a nude man. He comes to rest on the shore, and begins to stumble his way across land. Eventually, he reaches a strange town many miles away... "Oookie! OOOKIE! Moohaha Choombaba! Acohdoihf!!" the native screams, running towards the town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiden Ford Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 As the Naked man begins to run through the courtyard of Parkersburg(Yes, real town), the people of town begin to walk out of their houses wondering "Oh lord, why is there a Naked man in our town? HOLY CRAP GET THE KIDS INSIDE DON'T LET THEM SEE!!!" The Men began to grab their pitchforks, and shotguns and surround the Naked Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancellor Bismarck Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 "oonchie kimbaba! oonchie kimbaba!!!" the native pleas. He is immediately scared by the looks of ferociousness on the men's faces. He crouches down in the fetal position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOC: OK, this is hilarious! MOAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiden Ford Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 The Men, to afraid to touch him, lest they get the dreaded disease of retardation begin to poke at him with pitchforks, while several more begin to form a circle around him. One of them screams out to the background "Billy-Joe-Bob bring your pa out a Torch, we are havin a heathin burnin tonigh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancellor Bismarck Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 the native starts squirming as the men poke them with their sharpy object thingies. He suddenly remembered something from the ancient stories the Elders would tell them of the lands before the Mists of Time. "oonchi ouchi mooooohiiini christianniii!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkantos Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOC: MOAR!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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