J3rdegree Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago (edited) It is with a heavy heart I come to you today to confirm the news presented earlier by my good friend RA2. Yesterday, Monday October 14th 2024 at approximately 9:18AM, we lost the life of the greatest journalist to ever inhabit planet Bob, MrTadpole. While attacks against United tadpoles were conducted by the nation of Penguinland of FTW, a spy operation set to assassinate MrTadpole was completed without a trace. We will remember MrTadpole for his work protecting the values of Free, Fair, and Factual reporting tirelessly. In a time where journalists are silenced, and their lives at risk, MrTadpole was steadfast in providing the news to all of planet Bob, no matter the risk. He leaves behind many loved ones among the residents of planet Bob. His loving son, TadJr, who we ask to keep in your hearts as he contemplates the future of Mrtadpole:NEWS left to him by his father. As well as an older brother, Mr. Polliwog, who has left our boarders and continued on to become a full fledged frog in the land of Palaven under Lord Hershey. And lastly, all those who dare to bring Free, Fair, and Factual reporting to the masses as MrTadpole believed them all to be his kin. A few kind words from around planet Bob: SoloRocket of PGS- Quote Mr Tadpole was a truly upstanding member of the journalistic community, who dedicated his life to honesty, integrity and truthfulness. His loss will leave a great hole in the fraternity of journalists across planet Bob. May his soul rest in Tadpoley peace. Masterhakai of PGS- Quote Bout time Hershey of DS- Quote This is an attack on journalists who are doing their uppermost due diligence of reporting historical events happening in live. We condemn this assassination. Mr. Tadpole’s sons vow revenge for Mr. Tadpole. May Mr. Tadpole ascend to the great amphibian paradise. Electron Sponge of NpO- Quote I will make inquiries into who could have done such a thing. So I can congratulate them, of course. Tibirius of NPO- Quote Pacifica dedicates a jackboot in Mr Tadpole's honour. Also $%&@ Polar Comrade Sauce of MU- Quote Thoughts and prayers to the Tadpole family. This is truly a dark day for us all. United Tadpoles has constructed the "MrTadpole National Cemetery" in his honors in hopes his friendliness can spread well beyond his life on this planet. We also humbly ask to attend a vigil Saturday October 19th at 5:00 server time where we will be launching off as many cruise missiles as possible as a firework sendoff for our favorite journalist. All are welcome to join in the service. -J3rdegree Leader of United Tadpoles DAC & MoJ of GATO And the greatest honor of all of all, a friend of MrTadpole. Edited 3 hours ago by J3rdegree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobwebbyarc6 Posted 1 hour ago Report Share Posted 1 hour ago The death of journalism is the birth of tyranny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted 59 minutes ago Report Share Posted 59 minutes ago That's what he gets for spreading state propaganda against the glorious revolution! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3rdegree Posted 51 minutes ago Author Report Share Posted 51 minutes ago 7 minutes ago, Canik said: That's what he gets for spreading state propaganda against the glorious revolution! Referring to a glorious revolution while defending Nordreich has some funny connotations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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