[The True Face of the Karma Coalition]

The longer they go hippie the smaller their warchests get. I am fine with it.

The longer you fight us, the smaller your will becomes. I look forward to your surrender.

Oh my god, you're adorable.

[April Fools]

Good on'ya mate.

All I did at my work was reroute the toilet fill tube so that when someone flushed the toilet it sprayed water on their back, but yours is more elaborate.