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  6. Druids Roman Adventure

    in Tournament Edition Open World Forum

    Posted

    To the tune (roughly) of "She''ll be coming round the Mountain"

     

    Ho when the glorious Roman Empire attacks you

    It is time to bid your Tanks and planes Adieu

    They will destroy your infrastructure

    Commandeer your culture, and

    Heap shame and misery on your people too.

     

    Cry for others to come and rescue you

    Or assist you in your desperation do

    Call friends and trading partners, to

    Kill seven nasty Romans

    If you want to save your nations from the few.

     

    So when your friends call on the Roman foe

    And try to save you by declaring low (boo hiss!)

    They’ll get grief from every corner

    With not a single mourner

    And told to mind their business don’t you know!

    Thanks!

     

    Enjoy finding the hidden message!

  7. Druids Roman Adventure

    in Tournament Edition Open World Forum

    Posted

    Ahh, and this is why I am going to decline.  This is clearly some problem between you guys and if this whole affair has taught me one thing, it is "Don't get involved in other people's fights".

    I am not going to play the new kid in the school, getting persuaded to start a fight whilst the rest of the school stand back and laugh.

     

    So enjoy your fights, but I am done with this SAGA. 

     

    AB

     

    (Offer of a song still stands, but I am not sure you would appreciate my contribution)

  12. Druids Roman Adventure

    in Tournament Edition Open World Forum

    Posted · Edited by Deep Blue C
    spelings

    Since its creation, the Druid Wolf Pack has lacked direction, organisation and leadership.  Leaders- we have had several of those, but actual leadership has been lacking

     

    Now in a futile attempt to discover what a druid wolf even is, some of our members have accidentally stepped into a war in defence of the UN - well they called us over and like good dogs we followed. So we will be dancing round stones, howling at the moon and generally making a nuisance of ourselves for a bit.  Sorry for the inconvenience.

     

    In other words, DWP have come to the aid, at their request, of UN in their dispute with RE.

     

    Arlen Bales

    (Current Leader of DWP)

     

    Deep Blue C?  Who he?

  17. Don't Panic #52!

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Deep Blue C

    This is absolutely outrageous.  It is a scandalous slur of Trumpian proportions!  How someone can pedal such a lie is beyond comprehension. Even the worst Vogon Poetry does not contain such drivel.  To even suggest that the "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster" is not the greatest cocktail in the universe, is tantamount to heresy.  I would declare war myself on the entire alliance responsible for this, but unfortunately every single member of it is outside of my range.

    I counted them twice just to be sure!

     

  18. The Treaty at the End of the Universe

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

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    Article V: Cancellation
    It is our hope that these accords are never cancelled, but should they be, seven days private notice is required, followed by an additional seven days of public notice, during which all articles remain fully in effect.

     

    1. The world was built in 7 days, according to the menu at the Big Bang Burger Bar - Even with Atlas working overtime, this is impossible.
    2. To reach the end of the universe - Cybernations itself will have to last forever - this too is impossible.
    3. For either alliance to survive beyond the end of CN, it will have to reform in a new game - this is considered by most to be impossible
    4. For the treaty itself to survive beyond CN, BOTH alliances will have to join the same new game.  This is indeed impossible
    5. To validate the treaty in a new game, the current leaders will have to be reappointed/re-elected in the new game - This will certainly prove impossible.
    6. For you, the reader, to actually witness the validation of this treaty, in the same new game, you will also have to join this new game.  As you don't even know what this game is, this will certainly prove impossible.

     

    So if you have completed this before eating your first meal of the day (and I have written this before mine - which will explain a great deal) then why not round it off with "A Treaty at the End of the Universe"

     

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    I like the treaty title, but you could've done more with the theme.

    Any better?  It has some pretty large holes in it, but like I said, I haven't eaten yet - Fortunately I have a table at a well appointed restaurant booked in advance for me.

  25. Glorious Peace

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    No Vogon poetry clause....disappointed.

    Well perhaps Vogon Poetry isn't considered an act of war!  Clearly it isn't bad enough!

     

    Conflagrations remitting resourceful apathy

    Contends the cacophonous vegetable.

    Yet with platonic plutonium resides

    Within the sheets of Gloucesters past

    bemoaning lack of Vogsphere's doggerel.

     

     

     

    To: Deep Blue C    From: TurnipCruncher    Date: 2/2/2015 5:08:10 AM


    Subject: Nuclear Attack

     

    Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by TurnipCruncher. Your fallout shelters have limited the damage caused by this attack. You lost 6690 soldiers, 472 defending tanks, 2 cruise missiles, 17.027 miles of land, 67.988 technology, 203.963 infrastructure, 50% of your aircraft, and 18% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience several days of economic devastation.
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