[Resignation and Ultimatum from the Imperium]

hi Guys!!!!!!

 

Just want to update you on the War Front in PAX Constantinople and the Romance Front with CLAUDE of Russia1. I promised to update you guys but I am have been having such a great time with CLAUDE of RUSSIA1, that well.....what's a girl suppose to do? I will keep it short and sweet, because it is the Labor Day weekend. And yall are having BBQs and time with RL family.

Any way the last two nights have been a total flop on SLAP's part to grind PAX Constantinople down to nothingness. I know I know....I am NOT a good general, not a good player, that is why I employ Field Marshalls and a General Staff to do the hard work for me, while this Emperor/Empress parties with CLAUDE of RUSSIA1 on our Trans-Atlantic cruise.

 

So for some really good news:

 

PAX Constantinople's army, Air Force, working in coordination with our Nuclear Forces KICKED SLAP BUTT, for a couple of nights in a row. Now we did not kick them too hard, but at least they retreated a little bit from PAX Constantinople. Here is a picture from the air of Smok3y-Bull3t armor column. Unfortunately I think Smok3y employed former Generals of Saddam's army.  SMOK3Y!!!!!!

 

 

I want to publicly thank SMOKE3Y of SLAP for letting THIS GIRL and her tiny army win 2 nights in a role. Honey, if it wasn't for CLAUDE of RUSSIA1 this GIRL would give you big Boston Kiss!!!!

oh and here is some of SMOKE3Y ground units dropping their weapons and retreating.....THANKS AGAIN HONEY PIE!!!!

Don't worry I won't tell Banned that you messed up last night, if you don't tell CLAUDE of RUSSIA1 that THIS GIRL, has a sweet spot for you. I must admit, I have a spot for big burly uneducated Tennessee men from the Smokey Mountains that are missing their front teeth.

 

 

NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF, I KNOW WHAT YALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!! PICTURES OF THE CRUISE THAT CLAUDE OF RUSSIA1 has taken me on.

 

It has been exciting, and I don't know what CLAUDE'S MAMA has been feeding that boy, but he sure is enjoying our time together. So here are a couple of pictures of Claude enjoying himself with some of our new friends on the cruise....CLAUDE of RUSSIA 1 you are such a HAM!!!!! Lordly!!!!!

 

Claude is on the right in this picture:

 

 

and here is Claude of Russia 1 with some random guy.....oh Claude you are such a show off. And I like it!

 

he does look great in a Speedo though.......ha ha ha.

 

Kisses Girls!!!!!!

We are off to the Captain's table for dinner tonight.....More News from PAX Constantinople later on.  I am NOT saying we are going to survive this, but damn I am going to have a lot of fun while it lasts!!!!  

 

xoxoxo

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Your are just jealous General because you don't look good in a speedo like CLAUDE of RUSSIA1 does.😛

and I do have pictures of that....so any of you want to see?

you know what to do.....let me see that good old fashioned aid!

 

...but I could set you up with one of my girlfriends General....you might like her....but she is s bit older and ....errrrr......heavier.

remember....LOVE CONQUERS ALL!!!!!

 

Kisses 😘

[Resignation and Ultimatum from the Imperium]

18 hours ago, General Kanabis said:

 

I don't know about the former but I encourage the latter, lest we derail this !@#$ further.

 

Why thank you Hun,

 

Well I just might start my own thread, but I want to hear from you the reader. Do you want this Girl Emperor to start her own thread???? PM me or respond here….and oh, if you really like me. Let’s talk trade with my nation and I will take any donations of money, tech and troops. I know that some of you out there HATE SLAP, as much as I do. I should start a GO FUND ME PAGE here for money tech and troops….I am just going to sweet talk all of you some more.

Ok, lets get started. I will get to the battle reports from my Generals in Constantinople who are in communication with me. And cell was a busy last night. But not to worry, PAX Constantinople did a little better than expected, oh yes the armies of SLAP advanced into my country, but we did have a couple of Nuke surprises for them at server time.

 

NOW THE BETTER STUFF:

Ok last night I told you my new beau CLAUDE of RUSSIA1, offered to take THIS GIRL on a cruise!!!!

Well things happened so fast on Planet BOB, and Claude flew to Boston late last night and then flew me to NEW YORK CITY!!!

And from there we boarded our cruise ship… Here is a picture of it below.

Any way I am going to show you what a fast relationship can start on PLANET BOB.

And so to all of you know that LOVE and PEACE CONQUERS ALL!!!  Do you hear that Blood God Banned!!!!!!….LOVE AND PEACE CONQUERS ALL.

You should be more like my new beau…..CLAUDE of RUSSIA1.

 

 

 

 

 

And here is the First real picture of CLAUDE of RUSSIA1 and me together. I took off my wig, he wanted to see me all natural like. CLAUDE of RUSSIA1 is on the left, is he sure is a HAM!!!! Oh CLAUDE of RUSSIA1.  That's before we kissed.....and I am NOT showing that one!!!!!  Maybe if you send supplies and trades my way.....MAYBE!!!!!

I look so unattractive without my makeup and wig....but....CLAUDE of RUSSIA1 doesn't care.

 

 

and my last picture is of EvilJak, he saw us off at the pier and gave me roses....Banned roughed up a bit yesterday, but EvilJak had kind words for me this morning........I wonder......no better not go there ha ha ha...  

Evil looks so handsome in his wheelchair....I want to call him Good Jack!!!!! LOL!

 

 

more pictures and reports from the front lines of PAX Constantinople tomorrow night. Remember my name....EMPEROR MARTIN BORMANN!!!!  

And I am in a life and death struggle with SLAP...so send those donations my way to PAX Constantinople. Oh and one more thing, if there is an alliance that would take me, I could be your OFFICIAL TROLLER.....see you tomorrow night girls!!!!  kisses!!!  xoxoxox

[Resignation and Ultimatum from the Imperium]

1 minute ago, Devialance said:

Well I am glad things are sorting themselves out, please let junka down nicely he has had a hard time of late, on discord he was in aaawwwww of you, think he has a crush on you, he was praying you would go to permawar with him on slap

 

awwwww....thank you Hun.  Claude and I are thinking of a Cruise Together......on the Love Boat. I can't wait he is such a hunk!!!!!!! 

I hope Banned won't get jealous though, but he is not alone he does have Eviljak to be his lackey. So I am sure Claude and I can be together....I LOVE YOU BABE.....kisses!!!

Here is a picture of our cruise boat....oh honey I can't wait    CLAUDE OF RUSSIA 1 I WANT TO BE YOUR WIFE!!!!

 

 

[Resignation and Ultimatum from the Imperium]

I want to make an announcement.

 

You know it isn't every day a girl like me gets soft words....but today I did from SLAP. Especially from Claude of Russia1.

 

I just feel I have to make this public.....WE.....ARE THINKING ABOUT......becoming...a couple....

 

I want to say and scream out to all of CN and Planet BOB.....thank you for the lovely compliments and together as a couple we can deal with this...

Claude thank you for the lovely pictures of you. Meet me in Boston dear and we will talk...

As a couple we will be one....and fix this issue between myself and SLAP. Planet BOB pray for us.

 XOXOXO.

[Resignation and Ultimatum from the Imperium]

Btw.....I wanted every one to know.....and I will announce this to Planet Bobby now.....I am a 40 something woman...and I am on my period .....so don't irratate me...

 

alrighty then. 

[Resignation and Ultimatum from the Imperium]

I swear those young boys over at SLAP, you think they own planet Bob. The government of SLAP is run by that tyrant  called Blue Dog....or something like that. They like threatening all sorts of alliances....especially bigger alliances that would smash them like the HULK. Oh well, I just they might meet their end someday. I think more members might be leaving....yup I think that is true.

 

Junka I like you. You are misunderstood. And you are brave and someone I look up to. Keep up the good fight, you are legend. 

 

 

[Alliance War Resignations/Surrenders]

I Emperor Martin Bormann of PAX Constantinople formally and unconditionally surrender to the Imperium. I acknowledge that the government of SLAP (Sovereign something or other) was complicit in state sponsored terrorism and I absolve myself or their crimes against humanity on our fair Planet Bob. It was The individual known as the "Blood Dog" named Banned who was responsible for all the world's misfortunes. Along with his accomplice Evil Jerk, who through a reign of terror created one of the worst alliances in modern BOB history. Not since the former nation of  Nigerdomville and and its late leader Allah Ackbaddy rode in on a chariot with booze and babes to the the sound of Lawrence Welk  to the Fellowship of Elite Allied Republic FEAR campsite as they were dancing with fairies has the world experience such terror, insults, belittlement and penis envy. 

I ask God almighty to forgive me for being involved in such an organization that has sank to new lows lower than the Titanic ...in its watery grave ....uglier than a puss sore with maggots......

I ask all of Planet Bob to forgive me....

Imperialum rally your troops.....and pinch their butts for me. 💩

Because they are sweet on my A$$.