Kim Jong lllest

Thank you my most loyal subject, your dedication is second to only mine.

[center]Subjects! It has become clear to KOREAN WORLD ORDER that there are those who do not believe in the king god myself. They have displayed their belief being towards a pretender of mouse-chasing brown cats. How they could ever think of mouse-chasing brown cats as a god disappoints myself. It also proves itself to be a powerful coercive and concentrated assault on integrity of the god kingship of myself by these GATO. I suspect that be making a move towards cowardly western pretenders they will kneel beg for mercy and forgiveness which king god most certainly has the ability to give and will justly consider doing so. As this is a defensive conflict against the propagandic slander, I am invoking the Treaty of friendship and defense of KOREAN WORLD OWNER, calling defenders at TTK to up against the pretenders and cause backdown and immediate apology.[/center] Dictated on the first day, Kim Jong lllest

You sound more salty than the Salty Spitoon my apostle. Take a rest for king god...

Who needs info when one has copy and paste? We all know that rest of world has been doing so with MOST BEST KOREA technology and releasing poor quality examples mere decades before me in an attempt to claim my genius as their own. Thank you for your understanding words towards relation of KOREAN WORLD OWNER and organizations serving it such as your own. It brings the manliest tear to my face to hear of true believers paladins such as yourself.

You affiliate yourself with GATO. I have identified the first pretender.

It means my world to you? I am tickled, like a small child receiving a belly rub.

I commend your glorious existence, third to only that of my own.

This is the original Kimism, Francoism was a method of establishing my rule on the planet before my arrival and it has most of the ideas correct except a distinct lack of myself.

Your mistake has been noted and hurts our friendship. In time you will see the error of comment. I informed you of this arrangement mere minutes ago.

On the first day today I proudly announce that supreme tactics of intimidation, coercion, and post-notification have resulted in this treaty signed by TTK to KOREAN WORLD OWNER. Article I - Non Aggression The undersigned signatories agree to remain peaceful and tactful towards each other. Should this article be violated in any way, both signatories agree to seek a diplomatic resolution. Article II - Intelligence If either signatory receives intelligence that is pertinent to the other signatorys well-being, the signatory receiving the intelligence agrees to immediately tell the other. Article III - Mutual Defense Should either signatory alliance come under attack, they may request military assistance from the other signatory. Such assistance is mandatory except in the event that the attack has been launched due to the fulfillment of another treaty obligation. In that case it is up to the other signatory to decide whether or not to grant the request. Article IV - Optional Aggression If either signatory wishes to declare war on a 3rd party, the other signatory might declare war on the 3rd party as well. Article V - Cancellation If it doesn't work out, this treaty is still in effect for 72 hours after the king god notifies the other signatory. Signed for The Templar Knights, Grand Master merick Marshal of Finance StockHunter Marshal of Recruiting sojourner Marshal of Foreign Affairs Nomdeplume Marshal of Defense Der_Eine Marshal of Members Mandystalin Sergeant at Arms Northern Empire Elder Councilors Lolatyou, Konstantine, Rustikus, Brataslavia Ellis, President Learz, Undefeated Hipthrusting Champion, Professional Cookie Taster, and Harry Potter Impersonator Signed for KOREAN WORLD OWNER, Dictated on the first day, Kim Jong Illest

My subject has spoken correctly thank you for your kind words they are uplifting to your king god.

In order to fix this clearly mistaken utterance of subject I have provided testimony, concisely and expertly dictated through a new program I developed to do so and have named Kim Siri.

King god is always dictated all, past and present, and future. You will not notice much change in your daily life because of this except a wild feeling of euphoria all of time in present and future because of knowledge of your king god's existence on world.

A slight yet oddly pleasant-sounding sniffle from king god establishes his acceptance of your fact.

Thank you noble subject your kind words bring a pleasant tear to roll down the cheek of king god. But do know the establishing document is thousands of years old and was stolen as result of evil espionage. Of course that part of genius of king god, he knew of spy and allowed him to take document to disseminate it and normalize among planet.

I am here to establish my ownership over all present as your king god like the mummy but not because I not fail I succeed. You are all now subjects of the KOREAN NEW WORLD OWNER shortened gracefully by my literary genius KOREAN WORLD OWNER it has a nice ding to it. Here is your charter also dictated by my literary genius. All who do not bow to your god will be dealt with in threats developed from our superior underground weapons testings and longly worded essays to address insolence. Dictated on the first day, Kim Jong lllest