Waka Pola

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: DICK has surrendered from the forces of the International and its allies, due to the following reason: "This was a all a joke, trolololo."

[quote name='Walshington' timestamp='1346106277' post='3025764'] This war has now gone down in the anals of history: http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/DICK_War [/quote] LOL. "Relations between INT and DICK hardened...."

[quote name='emperor666' timestamp='1346105612' post='3025760'] Then i am attacking:p [/quote] Your aggressive actions will be deal with accordingly.

[quote name='emperor666' timestamp='1346104791' post='3025754'] Can my alliance be attacked by your raging DICK too? [/quote] Sorry, but the War Generals at DICK have carefully selected their targets. Once we have destroyed said alliances, the absence of those alliances will effectively cripple the cyberverse. #SUCKMYWANG

DICK has already begun to launch their attacks! If you are in one the alliances I listed above, be wary!

As we speak, DICK is assembling the Blue Army, which will cripple the planet of Bob! You will face the truth!

[quote name='Pelarys' timestamp='1346077197' post='3025623'] At this point he's probably trolling, right? [/quote] Of course not! DICK will anarchy you and your allies. A time for ORDER has come! DICK WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

DICK will spare no one in this brutal slaying. And I don't care if MK aren't your allies, we're going to smite them along with your wimpy alliance and the rest of the cyberverse.

[quote name='Timberland' timestamp='1346075419' post='3025609'] Your forces will be overwhelming, please have pity on these alliances. [/quote] I'm sorry, but DICK will spare no one.

Hello, friends. DICK FORMALLY DECLARES WAR AGAINST THE INTERNATIONAL AND ITS ALLIES. [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120821121752/cybernations/images/a/a9/Dk_flag.png[/img] DICK is declaring all-out war against the International, ODN, GATO, the Last Remnants, and the Mushroom Kingdom. May you drown in your own blood in the end of this. And I must say to Trotsky, "Suck my wang."

[quote name='Ayatollah Bromeini' timestamp='1345949624' post='3025302'] Actually.... Nevermind, this is all pretty accurate. [/quote] Lol. A quote from the leader of the International saying that Pwnage is a dick. mwahaha

We were trying to make a successful alliance... Then the Enraged sparked and got mad about the International and kind of forced me into this mess. The only reason I went along was because I didn't want us to fight against each other. I was trying to make the bond between the International and DICK good, but the Enraged ran his mouth to the NPL and CRAP. I must admit, I was getting into a few times, but that stopped, quickly. Trotsky - You aren't communist, you're just trying to make the International apart of the Mushroom Kingdom and other imperialist alliances. Sir Pwnage - Well, you are a dick (no pun intended)

[quote name='Commander shepard' timestamp='1345830392' post='3024942'] What's with the Nordreich flag? [/quote] Trotsky's signature shows a black guy peeing on the NoR flag.

[quote name='sir pwnage' timestamp='1345811157' post='3024861'] So basically what you're saying is, you found out that I was a spy and decided that the smart thing to do would be to tell me that you were planning to attack INT instead of... oh I don't know... anything else? As for The Enraged, your alliance is responsible for the actions of it's leadership. Even if the leadership does something stupid. Anyway, I look forward to your consequences. They appear to be about 60,000 nation strength away. On a ~totally unrelated note~, does GOONS still do that thing where we can hire them as hitmen? EDIT: I look forward to NoR's response to your request for an MDP [/quote] Yeah, I guess the Enraged is pretty stupid. I think I'll sentence him to ZI... Just kidding. I'm going to leave DICK, soon, and just wander around to an alliance that will accept me for mingling with idiots in the past that put a bad mark on me here in the cyberverse.

[quote name='Xanth' timestamp='1345813832' post='3024872'] Hahaha!!! Waka why would we attack you, you would just try to surrender after 1 day like you did in the war. Your just a butthurt coward looking for attention. I really like how your 2 man aa is made up of nations made on the same day within 20min of eachother. I think I will head over to the report doubles thread and ask admin to check that out. [/quote] What? Surrender after one day like I did in the war? Dave War? LOL. That war was a joke, and I just didn't feel like fighting it anymore.

[quote name='Waka Pola' timestamp='1345810827' post='3024859'] Pwnage, my good friend! Hippity-hop to this photo, see what it says. [img]http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w470/WakaPola/854d810a.png[/img] Hmmm.... To me it says that I sent this message BEFORE I sent the one to you! Actually, seems more than 12 hours before you. Yes, it seems that I said to "Gather the forces" etc. A) the Enraged likes it when he feels he's ruling a big alliance. B) I was kind of COCKy (new name for an alliance? C.O.C.K.?) and I was kind of POed that you spied on us But thank you, us brilliant counter-intelligence operators at D.I.C.K. have exposed the International as spies. It seems I have given the full story. Let me explain something about the Enraged: He is, well enraged. He blows a lot of hot air, and I regret starting DICK with him. Yes, the Enraged, if you're reading this, DICK was a failure from the start. I'll just see how this goes for a while. He genuinely thought we were beginning to start a global war, (he still does think we are, I believe). So, I apologize for the whole D.I.C.K. - INT issue the past few days. [/quote] NOW, let me explain the NoR relations, if any of you had seen it (I don't think normal joes can see it...) But I pleaded for an MDP between NoR and us to intimidate Mr. Trotsky into resigning. I said war wouldn't be necessary, but yeah. That's how we basically were to make Trotsky step down diplomatically. Cheers.

[quote name='sir pwnage' timestamp='1345809066' post='3024851'] Yes, I admit it. I've been caught red-handed by the brilliant counter-intelligence operators in D.I.C.K. However, good citizens, you have not been given the full story! See here the message I have received from Waka Pola! [spoiler][img]http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9959/wakapola1.png[/img][/spoiler] I shall now submit to the judgement of the International Moral Court (sup Polar?) for my sentencing. I hope you can see why my actions were necessary. [/quote] Pwnage, my good friend! Hippity-hop to this photo, see what it says. [img]http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w470/WakaPola/854d810a.png[/img] Hmmm.... To me it says that I sent this message BEFORE I sent the one to you! Actually, seems more than 12 hours before you. Yes, it seems that I said to "Gather the forces" etc. A) the Enraged likes it when he feels he's ruling a big alliance. B) I was kind of COCKy (new name for an alliance? C.O.C.K.?) and I was kind of POed that you spied on us But thank you, us brilliant counter-intelligence operators at D.I.C.K. have exposed the International as spies. It seems I have given the full story. Let me explain something about the Enraged: He is, well enraged. He blows a lot of hot air, and I regret starting DICK with him. Yes, the Enraged, if you're reading this, DICK was a failure from the start. I'll just see how this goes for a while. He genuinely thought we were beginning to start a global war, (he still does think we are, I believe). So, I apologize for the whole D.I.C.K. - INT issue the past few days.

[quote name='Mostbest' timestamp='1345808580' post='3024849'] What you are saying is that Sir Pwnage is a spy for INT because him and Comrade Trotsky are good friends. You also include a screenshot of Comrade Trotsky PMing Sir Pwnage and telling him to stop opposing every move he makes. It seems like your evidence is self-contradictory. So you aren't plotting against INT, you are just trying to depose their leader. Last I checked, attempting a coup could fall under the broader category of plotting. [/quote] We aren't plotting a coup, we were (not anymore, because of the Enraged) going to try to get Trotsky out of his place through diplomacy. But the Enraged ran his loud mouth and almost started a war. If you read my whole paragraph about the photograph of the message to Trotsky, you would see that between the time of the message was sent and now (May 21, 2012-August 24,2012), Trotsky, leader of the International, had made less than 20 posts on his website. Look closely on the left side of the message, it says "Comrade Trotsky [blah blah blah] Posts: 4695." If you go to www.lolcommies.com (the International's forums) you will see that Trotsky has made 4713 posts. Are you telling me a leader of an alliance has only made around 15-20 posts on his alliance's forums in more than a few months? Leads me to believe that the photo is fake. Also note how the taskbar at the bottom is removed from the photo.

Wait, you guys know I really am Waka Pola, of DICK, right?

[quote name='Avakael' timestamp='1345804706' post='3024837'] Sir Pwnage, I'm gonna break up the party now. I don't think you're here for any legitimate purpose as any kind of alliance at all, because you're still on The International AA; I think you're just here to be disrespectful to The International on your way out the door. As an active member of the NPL in the last war, I never saw this "Enraged" person at all, let alone seeing him run his mouth (in fact, The International were exceptionally classy and while there was some trolling sent our way from them, it was good natured and rather funny). Now; I'm still a back collection or two away from having the appropriate capital on hand to fight another war, but if by some miracle the Internationale decides to let you stick around for another couple of months before sending you to ZI, I'll be happy to render assistance. [/quote] I'm not on the International AA anymore.... You're talking to me, right? My AA is the Dominion Institution of Carnal Killer. The Enraged and I were in multiple wars with Zozzbomb. You would have to be in the higher ranks or the leader of the NPL or CRAP to hear of the Enraged's rant (why did I decide to make an alliance with him? I feel like an idiot.) as he only sent it to the leaders.

[quote name='Baron Terror' timestamp='1345806361' post='3024839'] Nah Pwnage was just messing with him. Thought we'd try and have a little fun and make some micro drama, mission accomplished. [/quote] LOL. No harm done. I have nothing against the International, other than putting me in a state of shock as the Enraged started going crazy trying to prepare for all-out war.

[quote name='Elorian' timestamp='1345802877' post='3024830'] Shocking. But it would have been better if you had NOT actually revealed your source. That would have given us a few pages of wondering what was up and who was this nefarious spy you have employed! [/quote] I haven't employed any spy.

I'll all explain, right here. First message to our alliance from Sir Pwnage [img]http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w470/WakaPola/842c3e1c.png[/img] I would like to know how we were trying to "take down the INT." That was not our goal. If he would've known our goal, he would've said something else, like a person who had done his research would've done. Second message: [img]http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w470/WakaPola/8c70e12b.png[/img] According to an insider from the International, but NOT a spy (a diplomat), Sir Pwnage is actually good friends with Trotsky. He was just lying to get to our alliance. Fourth Message (the third message was a reply: "Have you approached the alliances you've named already?" [In regards to the alliances the Enraged named where we currently have embassies in]) : [img]http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w470/WakaPola/dfb23620.png[/img] Upon closer examination from the photo provided in the message, you can see that Comrade Trotsky currently has 4695 posts. He is the leader of the International, so he should be making many posts, every day. This message was sent on May 21, 2012. On Trotsky's current profile on www.lolcommies.com, he only has 4713 posts. Less than 20 posts in your own forums in more than 3 months? Also note how the bottom of the screen (the taskbar) is gone for some reason, and the file is a PNG, which are files commonly saved with Adobe Photoshop Elements. The International may argue that we were plotting against them, as the person who the messages were sent to, the Enraged, was telling Sir Pwnage that we were planning a mass attack against the International with R&R and NoR. If you are in the government of NPL, CRAP, or just a member in the International, you should know how much the Enraged likes to run his mouth. He "planned" this massive attack without talking with the co-leader of the great and mighty alliance of DICK, me. If you point anything out against me, I'll revise my argument. EDIT: This is the photo sent to us in the fourth message: [img]http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x448/jspex1/ComradeTrotsky.png[/img]

Whose alliance? But I was just posting this, not declaring war. I do NOT want war, I was just exposing the spying operations the International had on DICK. If Trotsky were to attack, he would be attacking for being caught red-handed. The International spied on DICK. Nothing more, nothing less. No need for war. DICK can't handle it right now. I LIKE Trotsky (for the most part). There is literally NO NEED FOR WAR. When the Soviets and the Americans caught spies back in the Cold War, did they burst out into a giant war? No. There was no need to. Why is there need for a war now? Sir Pwnage was acting like he was on our side, helping us "destroy the International," which isn't even one of our goals. If he knew what DICK intends to do, which is just be an alliance, make the world a better place, etc. , he wouldn't of told us he would help us destroy the International. We just want Trotsky out of the leadership. Any big deal? Nah. We caught a spy. Why would they attack us?

I accidentally posted it here before I realized the "Alliance Announcements" forums... I'm new to this