Waka Pola

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: DICK has surrendered from the forces of the International and its allies, due to the following reason: "This was a all a joke, trolololo."

[quote name='Walshington' timestamp='1346106277' post='3025764'] This war has now gone down in the anals of history: http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/DICK_War [/quote] LOL. "Relations between INT and DICK hardened...."

[quote name='emperor666' timestamp='1346105612' post='3025760'] Then i am attacking:p [/quote] Your aggressive actions will be deal with accordingly.

[quote name='emperor666' timestamp='1346104791' post='3025754'] Can my alliance be attacked by your raging DICK too? [/quote] Sorry, but the War Generals at DICK have carefully selected their targets. Once we have destroyed said alliances, the absence of those alliances will effectively cripple the cyberverse. #SUCKMYWANG

DICK has already begun to launch their attacks! If you are in one the alliances I listed above, be wary!

As we speak, DICK is assembling the Blue Army, which will cripple the planet of Bob! You will face the truth!

[quote name='Pelarys' timestamp='1346077197' post='3025623'] At this point he's probably trolling, right? [/quote] Of course not! DICK will anarchy you and your allies. A time for ORDER has come! DICK WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

DICK will spare no one in this brutal slaying. And I don't care if MK aren't your allies, we're going to smite them along with your wimpy alliance and the rest of the cyberverse.

[quote name='Timberland' timestamp='1346075419' post='3025609'] Your forces will be overwhelming, please have pity on these alliances. [/quote] I'm sorry, but DICK will spare no one.

Hello, friends. DICK FORMALLY DECLARES WAR AGAINST THE INTERNATIONAL AND ITS ALLIES. [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120821121752/cybernations/images/a/a9/Dk_flag.png[/img] DICK is declaring all-out war against the International, ODN, GATO, the Last Remnants, and the Mushroom Kingdom. May you drown in your own blood in the end of this. And I must say to Trotsky, "Suck my wang."

[quote name='Ayatollah Bromeini' timestamp='1345949624' post='3025302'] Actually.... Nevermind, this is all pretty accurate. [/quote] Lol. A quote from the leader of the International saying that Pwnage is a dick. mwahaha

We were trying to make a successful alliance... Then the Enraged sparked and got mad about the International and kind of forced me into this mess. The only reason I went along was because I didn't want us to fight against each other. I was trying to make the bond between the International and DICK good, but the Enraged ran his mouth to the NPL and CRAP. I must admit, I was getting into a few times, but that stopped, quickly. Trotsky - You aren't communist, you're just trying to make the International apart of the Mushroom Kingdom and other imperialist alliances. Sir Pwnage - Well, you are a dick (no pun intended)

[quote name='Commander shepard' timestamp='1345830392' post='3024942'] What's with the Nordreich flag? [/quote] Trotsky's signature shows a black guy peeing on the NoR flag.

[quote name='sir pwnage' timestamp='1345811157' post='3024861'] So basically what you're saying is, you found out that I was a spy and decided that the smart thing to do would be to tell me that you were planning to attack INT instead of... oh I don't know... anything else? As for The Enraged, your alliance is responsible for the actions of it's leadership. Even if the leadership does something stupid. Anyway, I look forward to your consequences. They appear to be about 60,000 nation strength away. On a ~totally unrelated note~, does GOONS still do that thing where we can hire them as hitmen? EDIT: I look forward to NoR's response to your request for an MDP [/quote] Yeah, I guess the Enraged is pretty stupid. I think I'll sentence him to ZI... Just kidding. I'm going to leave DICK, soon, and just wander around to an alliance that will accept me for mingling with idiots in the past that put a bad mark on me here in the cyberverse.

[quote name='Xanth' timestamp='1345813832' post='3024872'] Hahaha!!! Waka why would we attack you, you would just try to surrender after 1 day like you did in the war. Your just a butthurt coward looking for attention. I really like how your 2 man aa is made up of nations made on the same day within 20min of eachother. I think I will head over to the report doubles thread and ask admin to check that out. [/quote] What? Surrender after one day like I did in the war? Dave War? LOL. That war was a joke, and I just didn't feel like fighting it anymore.