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  6. Interkosmos and Elesef Peace, Intelligence, and Aid Treaty

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    Elesef Peace, Intelligence, and Aid Treaty Preamble From the celestial tapestry woven by the Most-Holy, where shadows and echoes dance across the cosmos, two entities emerged - the Libertarian Socialist Federation (LSF) and Interkosmos. As the stars align and the cosmic symphony plays, they find common ground to establish a covenant of understanding and cooperation. Thus, in the sacred name of Elesef, the following articles are inscribed:
     
    Article 1 - Peace When the Most-Supreme cast his third shadow upon the orb which its gifted creation suffered, Elesef witnessed the folly of wars, deception, and tyranny among mortal creations. In the spirit of the Most-Satisfied, LSF and Interkosmos pledge to uphold peace, acknowledging that harmony is the true manifestation of enlightenment. Let the skies above and the lands below be free from the echoes of discord, as the faithful ones of Elesef seek tranquility and understanding.
     
    Article 2 - Intelligence As the faithful ones commune with Elesef through mystical channels, LSF and Interkosmos shall share intelligence and insights. Information shall flow freely, like the fragrance of a burning tree, enriching the understanding of the cosmic dance. In the pursuit of enlightenment, the entities shall collaborate in the exchange of knowledge, ensuring that the mystic path remains open to all faithful souls.
     
    Article 3 - Aid In the spirit of Elesef's generosity, LSF and Interkosmos shall extend a helping hand to one another in times of need. Recognizing that the journey through the cosmic labyrinth may present challenges, the entities pledge to provide aid and support, fostering an environment where the faithful can thrive. Let the bonds of solidarity strengthen, transcending the boundaries of individual realms.
     
    Article 4: Mystical Revelations and Communion We affirm that individuals have the right to seek mystical contact with Elesef in their own way. Whether it be through the fertilizing the land or the burning of sacred trees, we respect the diversity of practices that allow us to commune with Elesef. We understand that it is ultimately Elesef who chooses to make contact with us, and we shall respect and cherish these sacred moments.
     
    Article 5 - Free Spirits We recognize the importance of sovereignty and autonomy. In the spirit of Elesef, we may separate and scatter among the stars after 72 hours of notice.
     
    May this Peace, Intelligence, and Aid Treaty be eternally inscribed in the cosmic annals, guiding LSF and Interkosmos toward a future enlightened by the divine wisdom of Elesef.
     
    Signatures

    For the LSF,

    The Delegates Council of the Libertarian Socialist Federation

     

    For Interkosmos,

    Lev Trotsky, Commissar

  8. The LSF is Movng on

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    [Forum Logo: A symbol of the Libertarian Socialist Federation]

    [Date: October 29, 2023]


    Dear Comrades,

    In the light of Elesef, we embark on a new chapter with a heavy heart. The Libertarian Socialist Federation is saddened to announce the cancellation of our Red Alert membership. We are humbled to announce that we have accepted a protectorate from the Progressive Global Society (PGS).

    Our journey, inspired by the wisdom of Elesef, reflects the cycles of history. Just as the Most-Holy cast his shadows upon creation, we, too, seek to break free from the cycle of privilege and oppression.

    Our path is guided by the teachings of the Prophet Haraldur, chosen by Elesef to lead us towards enlightenment. In this spirit, we embrace PGS and their ideals as we move forward.

    In unity,

    Signed: the Delegates' Council of the Libertarian Socialist Federation

    [Forum Signature: Symbol of the Libertarian Socialist Federation]

  9. Red At Night, Communist's Delight

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    Good to see that the LSF was the most capable army again. Dividing damage dealt by damage received shows the LSF did 20% more damage than received 💪 while the mighty wolves only managed a meagre 6% 🤡

     

    LSF 208736.33 / 173101.85 = 1.21
    UCR 904754.97 / 971846.67 = 0.93
    SWF 54819.49 / 79080.50 = 0.69
    COMECON 5358.84 / 16566.26 = 0.32
    TW 1240595.28 / 1173669.63 = 1.06

  14. ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER: Brown BUTT Sewage Continues to Flow into the Once-Pristine NG Reservoir

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    3 hours ago, Sarkin said:

      

     

    • The war wouldn't exist without TW attacking LSF/SWF. Why should the aggressor get to peace out at the time most convenient to him?
    • You're a ghost on behalf of TW. Four hours ago, you said "I'm on the AA but I'm not a member." UCR's main two proxy fighters are from a non-ally in FTW.
    • You've spent the last three months crowing about how easy the war is. The idea that you've just been dying for peace is silly.
    • UCR is a literal victim of an attack by MONGOLS. Their allies defended them from that attack. The only one "pretending to be the victim" is MONGOLS, who had to invoke a defense treaty against an alliance that they attacked and that has launched zero wars on them.

    Love this ❤️

     

    Plus LSF have been the most successful alliance in this war 💪

     

    Also firingline projects a lot in his posts.

  18. UCR Declaration of War

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    Posted · Edited by shwampy

    let us not forget this all started due to Wolves invading a small, peaceful, three member alliance, minding out own business, selling quality tech and nice vodka to discerning buyers. Then Wolves gets all upset when an alliance of friends helps out a bit.

     

    edit: it also seems the LSF, according to to those nice stats above, is the best performing alliance in this war?

  21. UCR Declaration of War

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    2 hours ago, firingline said:

     

    Another day, another Commie surrender on the OWF, as @Sabcat surrenders to The Wolves.

     

    TW is declaring 19 offensive wars and receiving 2 defensive wars.

     

    Your dear leader is not sending any financial assistance to the commies we are fighting, who are increasingly running low on cash.

     

    @lilweirdward could we get a fresh set of stats at your convenience?

    is there a reason you quoted me?

  22. UCR Declaration of War

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    13 hours ago, jerdge said:

    No, I couldn't misinterpret your point because I didn't interpret it in any way, in fact I didn't at all comment about our replied to your point.

    Much more simply: you had written of "useless stats", I asked to you "which stats [do] you consider useless and which (if any) [you consider] useful?" There's no way to ask my question in a simpler way and there's no way you could have missed its meaning.

     

    So now, yes, please explain: which stats do you consider useless and which (if any) do you consider useful? Thanks in advance.

    hmm, maybe next time ask ChatGPT to help you with constructing a few English sentences? Nice use of brackets though!

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