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  1. Since people seem to have trouble comprehending:

     

    Kashmir's War Jesus squad is attacking Stonewall because he is a perfidious and petty little man who threw a tantrum and rogued on our alliance, AND because he is attacking Rey. We have, for all intents and purposes, brought Rey the Great under the protection of War Jesus and given him a loving War Baptism, and so we'll permit no heathen boots in his land. Once we've pared flesh from bone and Stonewall's attacks on Rey cease, then we can discuss reparations for his actions against Kashmir. Until such time as that, we'll continue gleefully spreading the radioactive, pacifist love of War Jesus.

  2. It won't be much of one when we're done with it. Rey the Great is under the protection of Kashmir's War Jesus squad. If anyone wants to tango, take a number and get in line. We're currently preoccupied with slamming a fascist into the ground, but if you call the War Jesus helpline, one of our customer service associates would be happy to direct you to one of our war slots.

  3. I was referring to Kashmir. The only alliance I mentioned. Noun, singular.

     

    You're right, actually. I don't speak for Kashmir. Kashmir's nations are quite autonomous and capable of their own decisions.
     
    However, I -do- speak for the squad of Kashmir that fought on about six fronts during the last global war on behalf of the afore-mentioned alliance, on top of three-manning our own private war against an entire alliance for a full month, and still emerging as the victors. I repeat: Neo Uruk does not stand alone.

     

     

    Bolded for your convenience.

  4. You're right, actually. I don't speak for Kashmir. Kashmir's nations are quite autonomous and capable of their own decisions.

     

    However, I -do- speak for the squad of Kashmir that fought on about six fronts during the last global war on behalf of the afore-mentioned alliance, on top of three-manning our own private war against an entire alliance for a full month, and still emerging as the victors. I repeat: Neo Uruk does not stand alone.

  5. Thing is, Stony, Kashmir's not about giving orders. It's not about chain of command. It's not about authority. The government is there to administrate and to help. Regular members are not your subordinates. Your so-called RL experience has no bearing on what goes on in Kashmir. Have you ever seen ANY other government member give an order? There's a reason for that. If you didn't know what the job was, you shouldn't have applied. Minister of -anything- in Kashmir does not give you free reign to ZI anyone. You made a claim, you provided no evidence, and then you threw a tantrum when you didn't get your way. Like a flailing toddler, rolling about on the floor of a grocery store because his mother wouldn't buy him a sweet.

     

    We respect each other's sovereignty, something of which a yokel like you has no concept. We don't respect people who we thought were our friends turning around and pillaging the members who can't fight back. War Jesus is coming for you. Rejoice with trembling. Amen.

  6. Set up with wildcards for population growth, as well as uranium in the mix.

     

    BRs: Beer, Steel, Construction, Asphalt, Automobiles

     

    King Conrad: Wheat, water

     

    http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=461516

     

    Jack Layton: Aluminum, uranium

     

    http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=461021

     

    Vladimira II: Iron, lumber

     

    http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=522552

     

    Ezekiel: Marble, Coal

     

    http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=508767

     

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    So we have: Water, wheat, aluminum, uranium, iron, lumber

     

    We need: Marble, coal, oil, rubber, fish, cattle

     

    Anyone with these resources and wants in on a blue team trade circle should message either myself or Jack Layton in-game or reply to this thread.

  7. We in Army of One thank all of CyberNations for their generous, magnanimous, and unanimous support during the aggressive expansionism of Ubuntu the Portly. We are a peaceful alliance, and we have stood our ground valiantly in the face of such unwarranted and unsought after viciousness. Our women mourn the loss of their sons, brothers and husbands, but as ever we will not be deterred. In the spirit of forgiveness, we offer Ubuntu of the Quivering Upper Lip a gift of irradiated land, that he may remember how he tried to salt ours using our own tears.

     

    Peacefully yours,

     

    King Conrad

     

    Peacelord of Army of One

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