King Conrad
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Whichever you can take, I will pay. I need 900 tech in total. First come, first serve.
http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=461516
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fookin' kneelers
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Kindle's tactics sound like a certain Emperor Tinnitus we all know, minus the homoerotica being posted in these threads. Maybe they went to the same military clown college.
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And as always, England prevails.
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Fool me thrice and I'm probably mentally handicapped. Seriously, how does he keep getting away with this?
Jack, full name E. Jack U. Layton, is truly the king of the barbarians.
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At least it doesn't have more men in speedos.
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I'm sure he'll manage.
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Bless me War Jesus, for I'm going blind in my old age.
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I think you ought to put that bit about being the Flail of God back in your nation info, personally.
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You mean how Caesar used swords and fought against the legal authority in the Republic to name himself dictator? Thank you for proving my point. It doesn't matter in the end. The victor will always paint themselves as just and righteous and civilized, and the defeated will always be portrayed as unworthy, deficient, a menace to be crushed. Unfortunately for you, your constant whining is public record, so you won't be afforded even that small dignity. War is not glamourous. It has no glory. It's messy, and the belligerents will win however they must.
A small history lesson: the 'barbarians' won in the end. You're speaking their language.
Now let me use a clip of my own to explain Tywin's nonsensical ranting about barbarians, mobs, etc. in the context of war (Tywin in the analogy of this video is the crazy lady who breastfeeds a ten year old):
But you know how this goes. You just pretend honour matters when things go against you.
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"The laws of war"
I direct you to my nation's motto once you're done posting your homoerotic video clips of shirtless men in speedos.
"Stop quoting law. We carry swords." - Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus
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Continue posting videos of shirtless, muscly men. You're really making that 'not in the closet' case.
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With the types of videos he posts, I'm beginning to think Junka is more familiar with coat hangers than trenches, given where he seems to spend a majority of his time.
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Always amusing when the tinpot emperor pretends that being a pissant was part of his plan all along.
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I don't know about anyone else, but in a twisted way I'm enjoying that Sigrun now has to argue with Methrage in this way after enabling his insanity for so long. See this, this is why no one can stand him. Glad you finally get to enjoy what the rest of us have had to put up with all these years. Deluded ramblings and invention of non-facts. I'm not such a monster to not feel some pity, but one does reap what one sows. Should've advised him to seek help instead of feeding his madness every time he got into trouble.
Good luck, Siggy. You're bloody well going to need it. My deepest sympathies.
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Hello! Hooray!
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I remember Rayvon's voice in favour of helping Kashmir. Don't shoot the messenger here. Wasn't his fault.
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If Jack had multies, this world would be much more interesting. But he doesn't, and if you believed he did, then you would have reported him by now. I think you know as well as I do what the result of that report would be.
Regardless, Væringyar don't concern themselves with the opinions of those whose churches we've looted. A cheap porcelain statue to the Monsters' deified founding father, Lord Hitchcock (which may possibly be a toilet, as the resemblance is uncanny), has been plundered and hauled back to our mead hall, there to honour Odin and to hold the excrement of our returning warriors, their bottoms aching from overuse after our glorious victory feast.
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It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!
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War Jesus, renamed. Devil's Brigade, renamed and independent. Crawl back under your rock, troglodyte.
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From distant lands, we sail. A company of adventurers. Warriors, poets, and drinkers of legend. Banners of red and black fly above us we journey onward, evoking fear in our enemies' hearts, hope in our friends', and the envy of every man whose woman looks upon us with breath caught in her throat.
On this day in Miklagaard, we declare the existence of the Varangian Guard. We have come home.
Jack Layton, Hilmir
King Conrad, Fylkir
Morphinel, Formælandi
Tournevald, Gildisbrœðr
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I have three slots open on this circle and I'd like to get them filled ASAP. If you have or can switch to one of these three resource sets on yellow, please let me know via in-game message before you offer trade. Nation links are enclosed below.
King Conrad - Water, Wheat
Jack Layton - Aluminum, Uranium
bgorre1013 - Iron and Lumber
Ezekeil - Coal, Marble
_____ - Fish, Rubber
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Why are you not?
Ain't no future in yo frontin
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No one expects the Kan Man.