LORD TOLWYN,
I WAS SURPRISED WHEN YOU SENT ME AN OFFER TO JOIN, AND WAS OFFENDED THAT YOU WOULD TRY TO STEAL A SQUAD LEADER SUCH AS MYSELF AWAY FROM THE GOONS.
BUT AS I READ YOUR THREADS, I FEEL MYSELF GROWING TEMPTED TO JOIN YOU IN YOUR DOMINATION OF THE BLACK SPHERE.
I WILL BE YOUR SECOND IN COMMAND, BUT I FEEL I CANNOT JOIN UNTIL THE DARK LORDS HAVE THE FORUMS AND IRC CHANNELS THEY DESERVE.
FOR THE TIME BEING I WILL REMAIN IN GOONS, BUT I AWAIT THE MOMENT I CAN FINALLY CALL MYSELF A DARK LORD!
HAIL BLACK!
HAIL THE DARK LORDS!