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  1. ATTENTION NSO:

    in World Affairs (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Mr Damsky

    [quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1312128851' post='2768297']
    This is literally me right now:

    [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2-VS3cDkawY/TfRCuSh8v0I/AAAAAAAAAKk/vPuVH1G3198/s1600/shocked-woman_aa039975.jpg[/img]
    [/quote]

    You're a woman?

    I did not know this!

    Though, I will admit, it's not incredibly shocking. You have the balls of one.

  2. ATTENTION NSO:

    in World Affairs (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Mr Damsky

    [quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1312089520' post='2768092']
    Like I said last time, I am [i]enraged[/i] that the sanctity of my 3K NS nation has been impinged upon.
    [/quote]
    [quote name='kevin32891' timestamp='1312093279' post='2768125']
    Nope not really. As you can see in the other thread I posted my own warchest info.
    [/quote]
    [quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1312126019' post='2768249']
    This is getting awfully boring.
    [/quote]
    [quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1312127116' post='2768263']
    2 of these are old. New material please :)
    [/quote]


    The people have asked for new material of a higher level nation. So I, being the consummate entertainer that I am, will give the people what they want!

    People of Cybernations, I present to thee the information of the New Sith Order's Minister of Finance, MOOFER!
    [quote]
    You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Dragon of Cymru. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:
    Desired Religion: Judaism
    Desired Government: Capitalist
    Threat Level: Low
    Tax Rate: 30%
    Number of Spies: 800
    Last Nuke Purchase: 1/27/2011 11:22:25 AM
    Last Wonder Purchase: 4/28/2011
    [b]Total Money: $992,392,990[/b]
    Technology: 5,701.00 Levels
    Last Bill Payment: 7/30/2011 1:04:15 AM
    Trade Partners: Notjapan, DaiGurren, Gelion, James Empire
    Secret Aid Sent To: None
    Total Aircraft: 105
    Aircraft Fighter Strength: 936
    Aircraft Bomber Strength: 9
    Navy Purchases Today: 0
    Navy Vessels:

    Corvettes: 9
    Landing Ships: 9
    Battleships: 8
    Cruisers: 7
    Frigates: 7
    Destroyers: 7
    Submarines: 6
    Aircraft Carriers: 6
    Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.[/quote]

    You can review the details of this nation [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=111159]here[/url]

  3. ATTENTION NSO:

    in World Affairs (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='kevin32891' timestamp='1312088577' post='2768078']
    I would be interested if they were new targets.
    [/quote]

    You're not remotely concerned that some "dastardly rebel" continues to evade your security, even after it was exposed as laughable last time?

  5. ATTENTION NSO:

    in World Affairs (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='KainIIIC' timestamp='1312088408' post='2768077']
    WorldConqueror again? Might as well just ask for Weeb's.
    [/quote]

    I know, you'd think the first time around he would have considered purchasing some protection.

    I guess some people never learn.

  6. ATTENTION NSO:

    in World Affairs (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Mr Damsky

    I do not know why this keeps happening to me, but little birds keep dropping me tidbits about your members. I do not ask for this, and I don't want this. I swear. It's just my dumb luck, and just when I thought we could finally put this silly business about the New Sith Order being a terrible alliance behind us and be as close of friends as we used to be.

    Anyway, some valuable information regarding two of your members was stolen from you tonight by some dastardly rebel. I cannot believe the gall of some people, to just violate the New Sith Order like that and think that they can get away with it. But yeah, I came across this stolen information and would like to return it to you.

    [quote]
    You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Mordhaus. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

    Desired Religion: Taoism
    Desired Government: Revolutionary Government
    Threat Level: Low
    Tax Rate: 28%
    Number of Spies: 10
    Last Nuke Purchase: None
    Last Wonder Purchase: None
    Total Money: $24,578,084
    Technology: 50.00 Levels
    Last Bill Payment: 7/30/2011 8:54:33 AM
    Trade Partners: Chronorica, Kainland, Spain, Malahkina
    Secret Aid Sent To: None
    Total Aircraft: 0
    Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
    Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
    Navy Purchases Today: 0
    Navy Vessels:
    Corvettes: 0
    Landing Ships: 0
    Battleships: 0
    Cruisers: 0
    Frigates: 0
    Destroyers: 0
    Submarines: 0
    Aircraft Carriers: 0

    Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/quote]

    [quote]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Shilo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

    Desired Religion: Judaism
    Desired Government: Republic
    Threat Level: Low
    Tax Rate: 28%
    Number of Spies: 0
    Last Nuke Purchase: None
    Last Wonder Purchase: None
    Total Money: $13,414,919
    Technology: 0.00 Levels
    Last Bill Payment: 7/28/2011 9:38:28 PM
    Trade Partners: Antioc, Bortsland, Shadowfax
    Secret Aid Sent To: None
    Total Aircraft: 0
    Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
    Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
    Navy Purchases Today: 0
    Navy Vessels:
    Corvettes: 0
    Landing Ships: 0
    Battleships: 0
    Cruisers: 0
    Frigates: 0
    Destroyers: 0
    Submarines: 0
    Aircraft Carriers: 0

    Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/quote]

    Can we be friends again, NSO?

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Damsky

    EDIT: And the tidbits keep comin'!

    [quote]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Danger Zone. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

    Desired Religion: Judaism
    Desired Government: Federal Government
    Threat Level: Low
    Tax Rate: 28%
    Number of Spies: 11
    Last Nuke Purchase: None
    Last Wonder Purchase: None
    Total Money: $14,065,158
    Technology: 52.08 Levels
    Last Bill Payment: 7/29/2011 10:52:56 AM
    Trade Partners: Stackonia, urbasement, Saint Claire
    Secret Aid Sent To: None
    Total Aircraft: 0
    Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
    Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
    Navy Purchases Today: 0
    Navy Vessels:
    Corvettes: 0
    Landing Ships: 0
    Battleships: 0
    Cruisers: 0
    Frigates: 0
    Destroyers: 0
    Submarines: 0
    Aircraft Carriers: 0

    Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/quote]
    [quote]
    You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Fallout. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

    Desired Religion: Norse
    Desired Government: Revolutionary Government
    Threat Level: Severe
    Tax Rate: 28%
    Number of Spies: 2
    Last Nuke Purchase: None
    Last Wonder Purchase: None
    Total Money: $614,749
    Technology: 38.00 Levels
    Last Bill Payment: 7/29/2011 9:31:50 PM
    Trade Partners: None
    Secret Aid Sent To: None
    Total Aircraft: 6
    Aircraft Fighter Strength: 6
    Aircraft Bomber Strength: 6
    Navy Purchases Today: 0
    Navy Vessels:
    Corvettes: 0
    Landing Ships: 0
    Battleships: 0
    Cruisers: 0
    Frigates: 0
    Destroyers: 0
    Submarines: 0
    Aircraft Carriers: 0

    Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/quote]

  13. New Sith Order Announcement

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='mattski133' timestamp='1310150373' post='2752699']
    And I'm not one of them, they're not under my command, and technically I can't order an attack unless we're at war. You'll have to take it up with Sard. EROTIC Company is not really a mercenary/free company type of organization.

    Also. C'mon. Who is it?
    [/quote]

    Why would I take it up with Sardonic? My alliance's nations secrets aren't being thrown out on the OWF.

  14. New Sith Order Announcement

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='mattski133' timestamp='1310071595' post='2751610']
    I still have no idea who to attack over these clearly malicious spy attacks on GOONS. I don't enjoy being called a hypocrite, especially when we have absolutely no way to avenge this atrocity.

    I can't attack Damsky on account of him being yet another welterweight with an itchy keyboard finger.

    If this situation is indeed resolved, it'd be fantastic if NSO could find something else to embarrass Legion over. Maybe release some of the "what do we do now" logs from the last few nights.
    [/quote]

    So feel free to order someone to attack me. GOONS has plenty of "welterweights".

  19. New Sith Order Announcement

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Mr Damsky

    [quote name='Chief Black Hawk' timestamp='1310063268' post='2751507']
    You're making this Brave New World a better place. One peanut sized testicle joke at a time.
    [/quote]

    It wasn't a joke. It was a criticism of his (and others like him) lack of courage and his tendency to bully the weak.

    [quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1310064021' post='2751515']
    Does my AA of NPO bother you that much?
    [/quote]

    It doesn't bother me. I just find it incredibly childish and stupid.

  21. New Sith Order Announcement

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1310061850' post='2751490']
    Not in the slightest. In fact there is nothing you could say that I find insulting. Well maybe just your constant posting of garbage.
    [/quote]

    I did not realize that pointing out the obvious hypocrisy in this thread when alliances are telling Legion that they don't have the guts to attack NSO and then when the exact same thing happens to them they do absolutely nothing except piss and moan that you're posting "rubbish". What a Brave New World we live in that pointing out hypocrisy is rubbish but imitation of an alliance designed to bait them into saying something stupid is seen as the epitome of high brow humor.

  24. New Sith Order Announcement

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Mr Damsky

    [quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1310060050' post='2751464']
    No I think the end all be all of wit is calling you thick, go take some Ritalin son and calm down. Even better, stop posting rubbish.
    [/quote]

    If that's the case then I'm afraid you're not very witty. I'm not entirely sure why you think I'm not calm, but your insinuation that I have a mental disorder was amusing. Perhaps I struck a nerve with the "peanut sized testicles" comment.

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