[You know what's pathetic?]

Yeah! And NPO kicked my cat and punched my dog.

[Can someone give this newbie 8 bit warrior a break down?]

Can someone gave me run down on the history leading up to this war and whose currently winning?

Thanks,

GLF

[I remember when..]

I remember when I could flip a switch and my computer came on instantly to a soothing blue screen and blinking cursor.........

[Name This War]

"Midgets vs. Dwarves - The Brawl to Settle It All"

[Relax.....this is just a game]

OK, I must make amends and take back the phrase "get a life."

That was a bit harsh and I do read this forum almost everyday for the drama.

So allow me to cyber-hari-kari to make amends.

snick, slurp, ooof, gasp, groan, thud

And the cartoons posted are priceless.

GLF

[Pandemic]

Do global events like pandemics ever happen in CN?

[Seems a bit silly to me...]

Any thoughts to adding Chemical and Bio weapons to the mix? Dirty bombs?

[Relax.....this is just a game]

Gentlemen,

Get a grip on yourselves. I feel like I'm watching Oprah with all the drama and emotions on this board. This is just a free game, one of many, on the net. Getting worked up about this or that in CN is like getting emotionally invested in the little munching circle we know as Pac Man, and you know how that always ends. Spring has sprung in the Northern Hemisphere. Go outside and enjoy it.

GLF

[WAPA Announcement]

Dundee United is gonna kick your arse.

[Congrats to Sparta]

Spartans on top? Sounds very Gay.