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Pyroman

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  1. There is so much win in this thread I can barely breathe, and lesser men have suffocated!

    I'm glad that 1TF made it to their first birthday, and in the process CD wasn't wiped out by the "1TF Curse". Much love to you guise, and here's to many more years!

    /me necks a pint (taking a page out of Mayzie's book)

    o/ 1TF

    o/ CD

    o/ OTF and their surprise PIAT :P

  2. It's too bad for a minute I thought there were some decent alliances on brown. GATO may return again to the top once they get out of the hole

    LOL

    Now I remember why I always liked you, you're pretty funny.

    As for brown and good alliances, I recall LEN and OTF being in pretty good shape. AiD might bring it back, I know for one thing, if Matt did come back, that's a step in the right direction.

    As for GATO, don't pray for any miracles, I don't even know their Government's names anymore. If they can do it, good for them though.

  3. Treaty?

    We've not given SNAFU permission to sign any treaty. Consider it revoked.

    Cairna is approached by one of his aides-de-camp, the young officer known as Pyroman. He remembered his name only because the young man's mother often spoke about him after a long night of...I digress.

    "Great one, whilst I was basking in your splendor I forgot to mention that I failed to include the Lucanian Totalitarian Article in the SNAFU protectorate treaty- it seems they are rather independent and have the right to form such treaties without your signature. I beg for your apology, melord.

    "Foolish youth. That's the second time we fail to bring a protectorate under our complete control. How am I expected to run an empire when my best man," Cairna was of course exaggerating, one had to give one's underlings reason to believe they mattered," can't even copy, paste, and print a simple agreement without leaving out the most important part. You dissapoint me."

    "I'm sorry, your Lavender Scented Lord of all that is Sacred to our Great Alliance one, I'll do better next time."

    Cairna clears his throat, deletes the previous message and types a new one

    Hail and such.

    This post is hilarious. Not only would I never speak to you so politely, but you'd never make it with my mom...

    On topic: o/ SNAFU

    o/ Tempest

    :jihad: Cairna

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