BozDaBoz
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yay diplomacy!!!!!!!!!!
we have a rogue!
you declared war?? we haven't even gotten out of anarchy caused by our last war???
will anyone talk??
Fark hereby gives Rodentia Dominatus white peace, didn't realize you guys were as beat up as we were! All Fark nations have been instructed to peace out. This was supposed to be just a bit of evenly matched fun but we aren't taking advantage of you guys when you are already beat up.
/me shakes tiny fist at TPF and surveys his mostly destroyed nation
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Well, I dunno, I don't much care about rats, 'specially the one's that try to push ya around.
You know, the Dominating Rats? Actually they are kinda cute, if you dress em up and put lipstick on them and have a few beers andddd....
Wait, where was I?
Oh yeah, a bunch of drunk Farkers were griping about a dirty rat that decided to hit on one of our trainees, and we decided that IT COULD NOT STAND!!!
So we tried to wake up our Gov, but they were all passed out in the corner after a long nite of [CENSORED], but we finally got Mattistan to say "Wha-eer youse guys wannnnaaa do is alllrii wi me" (At least we are pretty sure we got the go ahead)
So, They told me, hey Boz (that's what they call me, Boz), hey Boz, go tell em we are gonna start killing rats!!!
So, ok, ya'll, we are having a rat killing. Fark declares war on Rodentia Dominatus (until they bring some beer for the party anyhow)
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After an all night drinking binge between Larry (one of Fark's Bullets(Military Advisors)) and Folger (you guys know Folger) followed by a formal vote by Government at the Waffle House the next morning, it has been decided that White Peace will take effect on Sat Oct 9 at precisely 23:59.99.999 server time or somewhere around there. (The Sunday update is microseconds later).
We had a good time, killed a lot of pixels, and got to relieve our blood-thirstiness.
Everyone should offer and accept peace ASAP, and no attacks may take place after the update mentioned above. Anyone still shooting may have fire returned plus additional declarations/attacks.
For Fark:
BozDaBoz
Ackbarican_Idol
Lolanae
For the Roman Empire:
Emperor of the Roman Empire: Folger
Praetor of War, Pro-Consul: TiredT (Ed)
Legatus: Rand alThor
Praetor of Internal Affairs: Carpatus
Praetor of Recruiting: ADude
Praetor of Trades: AndrewBird
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Have fun Fark
Oh and I sent you that check for $1,000,000, but my case of Zombie Beer hasn't arrived yet? Do you have the tracking number?
Oh man...sorry, however due to cost over-runs, increases in the price of the barley and hops due to the government's interference in production, The price of Farkistan Beer has had to increase. We were able to control the cost rise somewhat tho due to the easy availability of glass for the bottles which we import from the Roman Empire!
So after re-calculating all the costs of Farkistan Beer, you $1,000,000 will not longer buy an entire case of our beer. We are however sending your entire shipment by this special high speed courier.
Enjoy!
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Good luck!
Boz
Lolanae
Ackbarican_Idol
The Fark Triumvir
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On Fark's Gov, please add me. My ruler name is WizardofBoz, IRC is Boz[fark]
Also, all of Fark's gov uses the [fark] tag after their name on IRC.
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Congrats on the new unity.
/me passes out a 12 pack of Farkistani beer
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If anyone wants to talk to us on IRC, our public channel is #tefark on coldfront.
Our Governement this round is Ackbarican_Idol, Lolanae, and BozDaBoz.
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After reading through all this, I have to think that FC needs to be given unconditional peace. They have been beaten, they admitted defeat, let them have peace.
Continuing to beat on them after they surrender doesn't help the game, it just demoralizes people to the point they may not return next round.
Let it go. It's the right thing to do.
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Oh HAI thar WTF! Man I am glad to see you guys! It's been a long time, how ya'll been? Your family doing good? Good good! Hey this really makes me wish I hung out with you guys more, but you know how it is when you lose your job and stuff....I just don't have a bunch of money right now until the unemployment checks start coming in.
By the way, can you buy me a beer for old times sake? I'll buy next time! Can I bum a smoke too? Thanks!
Seriously, nice to see this treaty, glad WTF is our friends!
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You will get my chicken-fried bacon with cream gravy when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
To war!
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A wolf needs to feed. After it eats all available food (anyone not in WOLF) then what does it do? It is going to have to resort to cannibalism, and start eating it's own.
WTG WOLF, I think you haven't thought your cunning plan through. Massively bad for TE in the long run.
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Customer service is our number one priority!
In fact, after this settles down, drop in #tefark and we'll buy you guys a mug of the Farkistan brewery's finest!
(We don't give our beer to just anyone ya'know)
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May I offer to trade my world's best BBQ for some more Zombie Beer Boz?
Never EVER! Farkistani beer is to be horded at all costs.
Fortunately we have tons of new applicants
Who are clamoring to join
So all seems to be going well!
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What a shame, I prefer Tums and Boz a lot more
My evil plan is working perfectly, the first step "brainwash the masses" has been accomplished! bwahahaha
Like Lolanae said, I am still around, I wasn't even Gov this round anyway, just an innocent bystander who tried to help by pulling bodies out of the wreckage!
My first proclamation as Minister of OMFGWTFBBQ! is to proclaim Brisket superior to Ribs!
Congrats to our new Gov, may God have mercy on our souls.
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WE have offered the peeps at FARK a white peace as this was just a fun and quick war.
We have not heard any responce back from the leadership of FARK so we will give the nations of FARK
a chance to peace out. ANY nation in FARK THAT WANTS PEACE, just send it and TPF will peace you out.
BG.
BG, please be more precise when saying Fark Gov. FarkTE Gov is not the same as Fark Gov. (just saying)
A vote of our membership was taken, and we agree to white peace and I have spammed all FarkTE nations currently at war with TPF to peace out. I propose a 48 hour cease fire, knowing that there will be some on both sides that miss the message, and trust that TPF will use class and restraint before doing something that will only make for worse feelings than already exist.
Boz (temporary acting minister of OMGWTF!) (in other words I am not FarkTE Gov in any way)
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*is drinking pilfered Fark beer* It's not bad, you guys should export this or something.
I think that stuff you stole was the Schlitz left over from our "welcome Diplomats" party last year that we have been storing in the attic...
We hide Farkistan's Finest in the top secret bacon/beer caves guarded by these guys:
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To the above poster, your condescending and sarcastic remarks will only make me enjoy crushing your nations even more! But maybe they learned how to fight effectively since last round? I hope so, I grew weary of taking all the free tech.
Cheers!
Sarcastic? From Fark???? Say it ain't so!
Don't strain your back picking all that free tech. It might take some of your buddies to help you, thus distracting them from the war! You might lose some of that 3 to 1 advantage. That wouldn't be prudent...not prudent at all.
Hugs and kisses for you too.
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Nice job on the update strikes guys!!
Must have taken real guts for TPF's 124 active nations to have the willpower to surprise attack Fark's 46 active nations! At least you can hold your heads high knowing that you overcame such adversity and hardships. I salute you!!!
Fark uses TE as training grounds so we can keep our fighting/nation building skills tuned-up and to teach our newer members how to fight. At least now we can show our N00Bs how to fight from an underdog position, so thanks for that.Now in the words of Marvin Gaye, Let's Get it On!
Love and Kisses,
Boz
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The current Gov Triumvirate of Beer, Bacon and Boobies of Fark TE wishes to announce the ALL! NEW! BRIGHTER! CLEANER! IT CHOPS, IT SLICES, IT KEEPS YOU FROM HAVING A BORING LIFE! Fark TE Gov for next round.
After we cleaned the spilled beer out of the voting machines that we borrowed from the Government of Iran, and unplugged the various wires and patchcords that someone had hooked up to them for some unknown reason, we can say with absolute certainty that Fireguy15207[fark], beachrat[Fark], and ShadeKnight[Fark] won with a 67% vote margin! This is a great show of the people's support for the Democratic Republic of Farkistan! Praise be to FSM!
There was much rioting great joy and celebration much drinking of beer and eating of bacon afterwards!
Our new Triumvirate of Beer, Bacon, and Boobies for next round is:
Fireguy15207[Fark]
beachrat[Fark]
ShadeKnight[Fark]
All of these are their IRC nicks and we can be reached on Coldfront in #TEFark
And that's about all we have to say about that!
Boz[Fark]
Tumultuous_Papaya[Fark]
Paranoia[Fark]
(outgoing gov)
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I bet that's not the only place your hands go
/me looks innocent
Why, whatever could you mean?
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What he said ^ also I see you Boz O.o
You can't see me! I got my hands over my eyes!
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OK, I am sitting in my recliner, drinking a bottle of Farkistan's finest lager and enjoying a bacon sammich, when this big mouse like critter jumps up on the arm of my chair and says “Hey Boz! Got a minute?”
Ok, this confuses me, as it is only the 3rd beer I have had, and I usually only see rodents (and usually of the pink variety) after my 10th or so, naturally, I said “Whut?”
The mouse gets up in my face and says BOZ! Hey man, we are being unjustly persecuted!! So I affixed my good eye on him, and said “Talk to me, Rat!”
After a few minutes it became almost perfectly somewhat kinda oblivious what I needed to do was not “get a new cat”, or “quit drinking”, but to help out our Rodentia Dominatus friends....so I opened another beer and wrote this mouse tale.
Thusly, Fark declares war on TPF, 'cause meeses are people too! (plus our people want to end the round with a bang)
Good luck all!
Boz (Fark TE Truimvirate of Boobies)
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HA! HA! Fooled you!
You didn't say WHAT kind of beer those 20 kegs had to be!
/me rolls out the 5 year old kegs of Schlitz that have been stored in the attic.
Seriously, nice organization with the update strikes guys, ya'll did a heck of a job. Congrats!
Farkistan January Erection Announcement
in Alliance Announcements (IC)
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Congrats to our new council-type peoples, I know you guys are going to do the absolutely kinda normal and almost partially somewhat but slightly incompletely non-incompetent job!!!
dooooomed, we're all doooooomed....